Tophat665

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up in the Freezer.

Do you have any real sugar, or just the artificial crap.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

girldetective

To get down and dirty one needs the real thing. Artificial just isnt as satisfying.

How does one silver the back of a mirror?

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Jetée

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Did you cause the problem, you discombobulated bobblehead?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

coldhands

I was not the problem...but you're gonna see how quickly I can be the solution.

Is that really necessary, or are you just lookin' for sympathy?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

somethingxxx

Hug me and i'll tell you.

Who really let the dogs out?

coldhands

I don't know who let the dogs out, but you're gettin' 'em back in!

Was that really the best you could muster?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Tophat665

Oh, I can do much better, but it really isn't worth the time.

So who died and made you god?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

paddy fucking joe did!!!!!!!!!!



do these pants make my ass look big?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Tophat665

No, but they do prevent you from being mistaken for sasquatch.

Don't you think that pilsner is an overrated type of beer?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

777

You know how it is with beer, the more you drink, the better it gets.

Did you hear my cell phone ring just now?

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Tophat665

That must be some prision if you have a phone in your cell, or are you simply going mad, Mad, MAD, I tell you, MAD! Muuuuhuhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!!

I didn't mess up my hair doing that just now, did I?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

cdwonderful

not really, but I really think you should brush your teeth again.....

That didnt hurt did it?

limited edition

no but it impaired by judgement enough for that one night stand

by the way how is your long lost father?

Plan9

He's not lost anymore. The FBI found the body.

I wish my car wasn't compared to a rollerskate.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Ourcrazymodern?

I wish you had a different car, too.

What happened to the ringing in my ears?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

girldetective

She'll be back.

How much for the nickle?

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

gimme a dime and we'll be even...

make the freakin' rain go away...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shell

poof...there...now I've turned it into snow, sleet, and ice for you

What is sex like?

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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

freeload

With your mom? - Boring, she's not as tight as your dad.

Am I just supposed to lie down and wait?

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The future ain't what it used to be.

Shell

no, you're suppose to wait on your knees...til the sheep come home.

What's that little thing there?


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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

Ourcrazymodern?

Where?

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

girldetective

No, I was talking above you.

How much wood?

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

limited edition

could a woodchuck chuck... zero, he could chuck ZERO wood.

is it me or is it just hot in here?