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Words that sound naughty, but aren't.
dongle
fluctuate gherkin cummerbund volva pianist seminary tipple rear admiral poop deck booby pervasive dike penal ballpeen rectify titmouse assonance |
These usually get a giggle out of music appreciation students:
rhythm piccolo pianissimo con fuoco rubato middle pedal ritardando diction vibrato uvula castrato Fanny Mendelssohn |
I contend that the German word for lockers, Schließfächer, is one of the dirtiest sounding words in any language, but isn't dirty at all.
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well, put that in your funk & wagnalls...
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Wankel Rotary Engine
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i always thougth "dill weed" would make a good deragatory remark.
in arabic, "fuckut indabut" means "only dicipline" which can be kind of funny... |
I couldn't call myself a Simpsons fan if I didn't mention one word, mukluk.
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if you don't like what you see here get the funk out |
mandate.
boycott. when politicians use these words i think they are pedophiles. |
hehe... dongle
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how about "SNAFU," a word that doesn't sound naughty but is?
Situation Normal All Fucked Up |
buttress
masticate trannie Aer Lingus bifurcate truncate fluctuate assimilate vibrate (lotta -ates) epiphany Homo erectus dingleberry pulp etc, etc, etc... |
I always had a soft spot for kumquat, myself.
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and how about "FUBAR?"
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition |
lloyd
prognosticate badcock furniture folie á deux rumination trichtotillomania etiology tardive dyskinesia (which I can't spell, either) frotteurism... okay, yeah, that's naughty. :lol: most of the words that always sounded funny to me were in grad school when we got deeper into the dsm-iv. |
badcock...
hehe...they're everywhere in florida... |
Wallet
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I would also add - cocksure. |
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Ballcock, stopcock, weathercock, peacock (Make you wonder if peahen might not be the incorrect feminine version, knowhudimean?)
Masticate, Macerate The French for Seal is Foq (pronounced Fuck). There's actually a French kid's book. "Je suis une petit foq" The Spanish word for "to put or place" is poner. It's irregular in the preterit (definite past), so the first person preterit is pusé, pronounced Poosay. tittillation Fuqwad is a perfectly normal Arabic name. Big Beaver Lick, a stream in Kentucky Jackass Hole, the original English name of Jackson's Hole, Wyoming. Ashram. Entire Butt (a style of Porter) Best Boy Grip... Quote:
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epididymis
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I want you in my gazebo.
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Focker airplanes...in another chat, we did a whole conversation using Focker constantly...good times.
Any word that ends with 'gma' sounds nasty to me-dogma, magma.... Buttress Oscillate |
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln.
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ngdawgma |
Nurse
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Small town locals reading a Mexican restaurant menu out loud for the first time.
"fajitas" |
Flux
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Dick Butkus - dirtiest name for a football player ever....
and i can't believe noone said Lake Titticaca |
back door
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Blue balls.
I need a crab salad. |
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See me
Feel me Touch me Heal me |
inner
insert action squeeeb |
"Laputa" is actually a loaf of a particular Swedish bread that has no connection with prostitution or anything Spanish at all.
"Neger" is the ligitimate Germanic (German, Swedish, etc.) word for people of black skin (African) and isn't the slightest bit derrogetory. Consequently, "Neger Kisses" is the German word for a chocolate-mix confection, rolled into a ball and has nothing to do with the "N word" associated with American racial slang. |
Cumin
Artichoke Sausage Transmogrification Amen Warfare Nudity Horticulture Self-gratification Execution Hung |
"Phoque", properly pronounced F-U-C-K, is the French word for seal.
"Fart", is the Swedish word for speed. "Fahrt", is the German word for way or journey. |
Puss
Rapture Dingdong Escalade Panzerfunkwagen (OK, well, they tended to be "naughty") |
Snapper.
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salivate
congregate palatable swallow fellow sapiens |
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a) High b) Hello or c) Good evening? |
Perspicacious
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Comeuppance
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Phukett, Thailand. That is, if it is pronounced the way it's spelled.
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inscrutable
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spunky
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Origami
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Honore de Balzac
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subpoenas!
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From comedian Demetri Martin-- "It's funny how 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun...."
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hors de’ovres or hors d'oeuvres
Ok. It isn't pronounced obscenely, But that spelling! :surprised: |
cockpit
roundabout tipple dweeb crompsin |
colloquial
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extrapolate
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punctilious...
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:thumbsup: exactly what I was thinking. Along with grunties. How about subduction & orogeny (for the geologoy types) |
frumious bandersnatch
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ball moss
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One word:
Panties One of my favourite words. Something very erotic about it (not just what it's covering) Just the sound of it. Panties..... |
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
-Confucious (supposedly) |
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Oh, man... that is utterly satisfying to say. Heh-heh... I'm going to use that during foreplay later. Quote:
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cunctatious.
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"You gotta beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk You gotta each you puna Each ya bop a luba Each yall bump a kechonk Ease sum konk Ya, ride..." |
All you got ta do is Ride around Sally
Ride Sally Ride. - Mustang Sally, or Sexual harassment in orbit? |
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Automerged Doublepost.
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Excel lent!
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out... |
that is too funny for smilies..
they don't seem to be working.. you broke them! |
sumptuous
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Anheuser Busch, which I always say as "Ann, how's your bush?" |
I knew a woman who's name was Anita Cox.
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exacerbate
ramrod gesticulate organism corkscrew titillating kumquat and of course Uranus |
and who's dick herz?
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misconstrued
concoction fallacy |
Linguist.
Flying wing. Matriculate. |
cunning linguist sounds particularly dirty
how about this one: inscrutable |
Pocahontas.
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Quinquereme.
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Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Ram Quote:
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Licorice.
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You hoboken. |
Perspicacious
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Solipsism.
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Usufruct.
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anything word with "phile" in it:
anglophile bibliophile etc |
Tintinnabulation.
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Neplusultra.
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Rudimentary
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headforemost.
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Redundant.
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Tantamount
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Tuft
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Subliminal
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Hummock
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Conch
Choke Tight Rear-ended Box Pink |
Skinflint
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Slippery Dick
http://www.reefngom.org/slipdica.jpg Spotted Dick http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/ma...ickpudding.jpg Cock Flavoured Soup http://www.buygracefoods.com/images/...ocksoup300.jpg Aass Bock http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/2131.jpg Mmmm. Tastes like Aass! |
inbox
outbox express |
Falken Tires
niggardly |
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