Words that sound naughty, but aren't.
 

dongle
fluctuate
gherkin
cummerbund
volva
pianist
seminary
tipple
rear admiral
poop deck
booby
pervasive
dike
penal
ballpeen
rectify
titmouse
assonance

These usually get a giggle out of music appreciation students:

rhythm
piccolo
pianissimo
con fuoco
rubato
middle pedal
ritardando
diction
vibrato
uvula
castrato
Fanny Mendelssohn

I contend that the German word for lockers, Schließfächer, is one of the dirtiest sounding words in any language, but isn't dirty at all.

well, put that in your funk & wagnalls...

Wankel Rotary Engine

i always thougth "dill weed" would make a good deragatory remark.

in arabic, "fuckut indabut" means "only dicipline" which can be kind of funny...

I couldn't call myself a Simpsons fan if I didn't mention one word, mukluk.

if you don't like what you see here
get the funk out

mandate.
boycott.

when politicians use these words i think they are pedophiles.

hehe... dongle

how about "SNAFU," a word that doesn't sound naughty but is?

Situation
Normal
All
Fucked
Up

buttress
masticate
trannie
Aer Lingus
bifurcate
truncate
fluctuate
assimilate
vibrate (lotta -ates)
epiphany
Homo erectus
dingleberry
pulp
etc, etc, etc...

I always had a soft spot for kumquat, myself.

and how about "FUBAR?"

Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition

lloyd
prognosticate
badcock furniture
folie á deux
rumination
trichtotillomania
etiology
tardive dyskinesia (which I can't spell, either)
frotteurism... okay, yeah, that's naughty. :lol:

most of the words that always sounded funny to me were in grad school when we got deeper into the dsm-iv.

badcock...

hehe...they're everywhere in florida...

Wallet

I've always wanted to fly Aer Lingus, just to say it.

I would also add - cocksure.

Why don't members of congress use bookmarks?

Ballcock, stopcock, weathercock, peacock (Make you wonder if peahen might not be the incorrect feminine version, knowhudimean?)

Masticate, Macerate

The French for Seal is Foq (pronounced Fuck). There's actually a French kid's book. "Je suis une petit foq"
The Spanish word for "to put or place" is poner. It's irregular in the preterit (definite past), so the first person preterit is pusé, pronounced Poosay.

tittillation

Fuqwad is a perfectly normal Arabic name.

Big Beaver Lick, a stream in Kentucky

Jackass Hole, the original English name of Jackson's Hole, Wyoming.

Ashram.

Entire Butt (a style of Porter)

Best Boy Grip...

They just bend over the pages.

epididymis

I want you in my gazebo.

Focker airplanes...in another chat, we did a whole conversation using Focker constantly...good times.
Any word that ends with 'gma' sounds nasty to me-dogma, magma....
Buttress
Oscillate

Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln.

ngdawgma

Nurse

Small town locals reading a Mexican restaurant menu out loud for the first time.

"fajitas"

Flux

Dick Butkus - dirtiest name for a football player ever....

and i can't believe noone said Lake Titticaca

back door

Blue balls.

I need a crab salad.

You have a Gay Zebra? :orly:

See me
Feel me
Touch me
Heal me

inner
insert
action
squeeeb

"Laputa" is actually a loaf of a particular Swedish bread that has no connection with prostitution or anything Spanish at all.

"Neger" is the ligitimate Germanic (German, Swedish, etc.) word for people of black skin (African) and isn't the slightest bit derrogetory.

Consequently, "Neger Kisses" is the German word for a chocolate-mix confection, rolled into a ball and has nothing to do with the "N word" associated with American racial slang.

Cumin
Artichoke
Sausage

Transmogrification

Amen
Warfare
Nudity

Horticulture

Self-gratification
Execution

Hung

"Phoque", properly pronounced F-U-C-K, is the French word for seal.
"Fart", is the Swedish word for speed.
"Fahrt", is the German word for way or journey.

Puss

Rapture

Dingdong

Escalade

Panzerfunkwagen (OK, well, they tended to be "naughty")

Snapper.

()

salivate

congregate

palatable

swallow

fellow

sapiens