Tell me, how do YOU wipe your ass?
 

Well, how?

Do you scruch or fold the paper?

I personally think you get more value for your wipe if you scrunch, but that's just me. I want the cold hard stats...

scrunch it. easier than delicately folding it. No problems here.

I'm a scruncher

*And she wonders what is the point*
And yet I am compeled to answer this "WTF" question!
So, while shaking my head and saying to myself I can't believe ANYBODY would care as to how I wipe my ass...I answer you...
I'm a scruncher....
Did anybody get anything out of that?
I have a feeling this is going to turn into one of those funny, can't seem to turn my head threads...

Meridae'n kind of lied... he learned how to wipe his ass by watching a toy poodle scoot around the carpet! He says it saves on the high cost of toilet paper!

I'm not sure how to answer.....

I'm more of a scruncher, but I fan out the edges to get more wiping surface so it looks kinda folded as well.....

Maybe I'll just mark "other"

I'd think a good follow up question would be "Which hand do you favor while wiping your ass?"

I'm a righty :D

gooooood ol'scrunching

Hey! You shouldn't be telling everyone my secrets here...

@Angel: does there have to be a point? Is there a point to everything on here?

BTW this came from a drunken conversation on Saturday night. One of my mates folds, uses his left hand to wipe from up to down, all this while reaching from between his legs! Needless to say, he was jeered at for the remainder of the evening...

I was wondering if there were any other of 'his kind' out there...

Meh. Righty. I fold, but messily, nothing "delicate", just quick and dirty :D

I always knew you were a folder Stiltzkin...

on a similar topic in v.3, i made the following observation...who gives a shit...

I use a stick, as previously said in v3. ;)

I prefer pure, all-cleansing fire
http://www.eas.slu.edu/isotope/torch2.jpg
I guess, in a pinch, I could print out this thread.
I would then scruntch it,
-GH

I don't bother.

:rolleyes:

We've done this in this version (http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=3785) Fold won 52% to 45%.

We will eventually get to people talking about Bidets.


...and I fold.

Not that it matters but Scrunch :)

Oh yeah it was too... hang on, not all of us were here when v.3 was going :rolleyes:

i fold... wait... what exactly is scrunchin???

I'm a conservative brit (I'm not talking politics - I wouldn't vote tory if you paid me) so I fold...

a few sea shells ;)

Scrunching is nice and quick. Folding requires you to do some origami shite, just to wipe you backside with the work of art you have just made....

Go on the roof, do a handstand, and wait for the rain.

you're supposed to wipe??

folded..

Now for the tough question:

When you replace the roll does it hang from the front or the back?

spoon

Like the bear in the old joke, grab any nearby bunny.

Letting it dry makes it all crumbly....

i fold it then i scrunch it. This sounds like something out of Seinfeld

continuously roll around my hand until there is only about 4 squares left on the roll and not bother to refill so that the next person...muahahaa

this is how i put it in the thread sticky refered too.



okay...insert left thumb into toilet paper tube.
grasp outer layer of "charmen"with index,middle,ring and pinky fingers.
hold firmly...
grab 1st "ticket" with right hand and in a forward motion..complete "3" revolutions around your left hand holding the roll.
tear "ticket" at nearest perforation and wipe away.:D

*wonders why this is amuseing*

Trust an Ozzie to start this thread! But you spelled 'arse' wrong.

I fold... very percise I might add...

Oh god, from the front. If I ever see it from the back I make sure whoever was responsible gives a good explaination or else a beating is to be had. Can't tear the squares well when it hangs from the back.

Just another scruncher here.

both....really! fold and scrunch. fold it a few times to get surface area, then scrunch for grip, wipe with right hand.

Another question, and one that might be interesting: do you use your dominant hand? For instance, if you are right handed, do you wipe with your left or right? I am right handed, and right wipe. I broke my wrist once (right hand) and had to learn to wipe left...weird, it was.

By the way: I can't believe I'm posting to a thread like this....LOL. ONLY, and I do mean ONLY on TFP!!!!!!!!!