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Old 06-15-2007, 02:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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go figure

nobody plays with me.

tell me why.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ya just gots ta learn how to run with scissors...

and spell scissors...
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Old 06-15-2007, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've noticed the misspellings...

but I ain't said anything...
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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With all the crazy lawsuits people come up with, perhaps someone is afraid of touching you in a no no fashion?
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Old 06-16-2007, 10:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
nobody plays with me.

tell me why.


try tyin' a pork chop around your neck.......at least the dogs will play with you.
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I tried that...

Maybe the dogs just don't like pork...
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Work for Paris Hilton or any of those sloshed bimbettes, they'll play alright.
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Old 06-18-2007, 10:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You've got hairy legs. And alot of them.
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Funny, but I've only got three.
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
part of the problem
 
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because you are standoffish, they are intimidated by you and think you will reject them.
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Because with eight eyes people can never be sure you are looking at them when they talk to you...
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Old 07-08-2007, 11:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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what kind of games do spiders play?
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Well, let's see...

Some of us spin webs
Others of us hide and pounce
Then we suck juices.

This spider has a haiku problem.
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Old 08-13-2007, 01:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I felt that tingle

but couldn't tell what it meant;

It's juices were sweet.
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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hhmmmmmmmmmm...........


juices eh?


maybe you're just eatin' the wrong meals man............


you know what i'd suggest?


lemme see now....................

how's about tryin' to eat some pussy instead of suckingthedamnjuicesouttasomanydifferentcreaturesthatyoudon'tevenrememberwhatapussylookslike.


yeah man.............try that eh.


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Old 08-14-2007, 06:01 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Dammit, I thought I already explained (somewhere) that that very activity is why I'm a very strong believer in pheromones! I love you too, sir!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
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A little mercy!
This one means no harm and yet
needs words to work with.
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