go figure
 

nobody plays with me.

tell me why.

ya just gots ta learn how to run with scissors...

and spell scissors...

Yeah, I've noticed the misspellings...

but I ain't said anything...

With all the crazy lawsuits people come up with, perhaps someone is afraid of touching you in a no no fashion?

try tyin' a pork chop around your neck.......at least the dogs will play with you.

I tried that...

Maybe the dogs just don't like pork...

Work for Paris Hilton or any of those sloshed bimbettes, they'll play alright.

You've got hairy legs. And alot of them.

Funny, but I've only got three.

because you are standoffish, they are intimidated by you and think you will reject them.

Because with eight eyes people can never be sure you are looking at them when they talk to you...

what kind of games do spiders play?

Well, let's see...

Some of us spin webs
Others of us hide and pounce
Then we suck juices.

This spider has a haiku problem.

I felt that tingle

but couldn't tell what it meant;

It's juices were sweet.

hhmmmmmmmmmm...........


juices eh?


maybe you're just eatin' the wrong meals man............


you know what i'd suggest?


lemme see now....................

how's about tryin' to eat some pussy instead of suckingthedamnjuicesouttasomanydifferentcreaturesthatyoudon'tevenrememberwhatapussylookslike.


yeah man.............try that eh.


:D

Dammit, I thought I already explained (somewhere) that that very activity is why I'm a very strong believer in pheromones! I love you too, sir!

A little mercy!
This one means no harm and yet
needs words to work with.