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go figure
nobody plays with me.
tell me why. |
ya just gots ta learn how to run with scissors...
and spell scissors... |
Yeah, I've noticed the misspellings...
but I ain't said anything... |
With all the crazy lawsuits people come up with, perhaps someone is afraid of touching you in a no no fashion?
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try tyin' a pork chop around your neck.......at least the dogs will play with you. |
I tried that...
Maybe the dogs just don't like pork... |
Work for Paris Hilton or any of those sloshed bimbettes, they'll play alright.
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You've got hairy legs. And alot of them.
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Funny, but I've only got three.
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because you are standoffish, they are intimidated by you and think you will reject them.
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Because with eight eyes people can never be sure you are looking at them when they talk to you...
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what kind of games do spiders play?
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Well, let's see...
Some of us spin webs Others of us hide and pounce Then we suck juices. This spider has a haiku problem. |
I felt that tingle
but couldn't tell what it meant; It's juices were sweet. |
hhmmmmmmmmmm...........
juices eh? maybe you're just eatin' the wrong meals man............ you know what i'd suggest? lemme see now.................... how's about tryin' to eat some pussy instead of suckingthedamnjuicesouttasomanydifferentcreaturesthatyoudon'tevenrememberwhatapussylookslike. yeah man.............try that eh. :D |
Dammit, I thought I already explained (somewhere) that that very activity is why I'm a very strong believer in pheromones! I love you too, sir!
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A little mercy!
This one means no harm and yet needs words to work with. |
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