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12-19-2003, 10:03 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... still faster than I am, but much more likely to hit a tree at 70 mph.
Deaf leopards, on the other hand, are...
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12-19-2003, 01:55 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...packaged and marketed by mr. zog.
altoona is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-20-2003, 08:43 AM
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Float on.... Alright
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
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... the glue that holds the sandwhich of our lives together.<p>Morning wood is...
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open." |
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12-21-2003, 05:52 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... the same as everyone else's who has actually lost weight: eat less and excercise more.
Sandwiches are...
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12-22-2003, 02:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...descendants of the duke of earl.
sausages are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-23-2003, 01:57 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...made out of peanuts and stuffed in boxes to keep stuff from rattling around and falls out when you open the box and gets stuck to stuff all over the place and makes you C R A Z Y!!!
"bouncing betty" is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-24-2003, 01:28 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...often mistaken for pumpkin pie a la mode.
christmas eve is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-26-2003, 01:06 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...over.
a(n) heterodyne is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-28-2003, 12:20 AM
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Float on.... Alright
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
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... not a component of my Onkyo THX receiver or is it?<p>Little yellow diiferent is...
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open." |
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12-29-2003, 01:56 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...is deferential only to mauve.
your worst fear is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-30-2003, 12:00 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... per George Carlin, plastic encapsulated beer farts.
Ordering takeout pizza at four in the morning with 5 of your drunken friends is...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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12-30-2003, 01:16 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...immobile.
nirvana is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-05-2004, 01:58 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...tojo's nightmare.
a sharp stick in the eye is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-09-2004, 04:48 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...only a membrane.
absolute zero is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-10-2004, 07:14 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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.....when you are too drunk,and right after stepping in the dog poo,you try to light a smoke and,well,you fuckin' miss cuz you're pissed about the damn dogshit and ,you end up lightin' your hair on fire.
coffee and kahlua is............ |
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01-10-2004, 07:56 AM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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a tasty eye opener.
Waking up to a sink full of dirty dishes is...
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01-10-2004, 03:29 PM
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Crazy
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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necessarily carried out discreetly.
Something that is unseen is...
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