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Old 12-10-2003, 08:23 AM   #1441 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2003, 01:29 PM   #1442 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:36 PM   #1443 (permalink)
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A lot less narrow than it used to be.

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Old 12-11-2003, 10:48 AM   #1444 (permalink)
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not in the dictionary.

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is..........
 
Old 12-11-2003, 01:54 PM   #1445 (permalink)
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lindsey buckingham was...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:40 PM   #1446 (permalink)
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the wife of Mr. Buckingham?

A can of soup is...
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:44 PM   #1447 (permalink)
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the wife of Mr. Buckingham?
hint: lindsey is still a he...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:49 PM   #1448 (permalink)
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Lindsey Buckingham was the only thing that ever made Stevie Nicks worth the time it took to listen to her.

A can of soup is...
... Not Art

Which begs the following:

Andy Warhol is..
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:57 PM   #1449 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2003, 06:30 PM   #1450 (permalink)
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...regrettably prevelant at the moment.

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Old 12-11-2003, 09:25 PM   #1451 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2003, 04:04 PM   #1452 (permalink)
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ersatz coffee was, is, and always will be...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-12-2003, 04:12 PM   #1453 (permalink)
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... a mystery to me.<p> Easy cheese is...
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Old 12-12-2003, 09:52 PM   #1454 (permalink)
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... stinky.

pee is...
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Old 12-12-2003, 10:14 PM   #1455 (permalink)
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warm.

poop is...
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Old 12-12-2003, 11:32 PM   #1456 (permalink)
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goatse.cx is.......(if you are one of the five people left on the internet who hasn't seen goatse, check it out(nsfw) and then you will understand my post)

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Old 12-12-2003, 11:47 PM   #1457 (permalink)
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um...is....um.....uh.....um......*life flashes before me*
SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA SEE! *shudders*

but mushy cereal is...............
(let's all adjust back to our normalities...that is if we can recover from that last link....tyvm eotlemac......)*shudders*
 
Old 12-14-2003, 09:55 AM   #1458 (permalink)
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Not as good as crunchy cereal... but then again cereal is overrated.

Ruling is... (other than my occupation)
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:41 PM   #1459 (permalink)
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... a something you agree with or detest.<p>A fucked up sinus is...
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Old 12-16-2003, 09:05 AM   #1460 (permalink)
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...A sign of being fucked in the head.

Nasal sex is...
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Old 12-16-2003, 09:20 AM   #1461 (permalink)
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a small johnson is...
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Old 12-16-2003, 10:29 AM   #1462 (permalink)
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Windows XP is full of...
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:46 PM   #1463 (permalink)
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a stepladder is...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:00 PM   #1464 (permalink)
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... a way to get ti up.<p>A silent but deadly is...
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:46 PM   #1465 (permalink)
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Eating poorly cooked shrimp is...
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Old 12-16-2003, 09:58 PM   #1466 (permalink)
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like chewing rubber.

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Old 12-17-2003, 04:09 AM   #1467 (permalink)
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...better than dreamin you're landing.

Flying coach is...
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Old 12-17-2003, 08:08 AM   #1468 (permalink)
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...self inflicted origami.

Killing weasels is:




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Old 12-17-2003, 10:32 AM   #1469 (permalink)
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... One way to depopulate Washington DC.

A chair, as spoon, and a toothbrush are...
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Old 12-17-2003, 10:56 AM   #1470 (permalink)
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...not on my holiday gift list.

An albino cetacean's phallus is
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:17 AM   #1471 (permalink)
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miniscule compared to mine

the best way to skin a cat is...
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:28 PM   #1472 (permalink)
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to boil them in oil.


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Old 12-17-2003, 01:29 PM   #1473 (permalink)
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...use the rings instead of the trapeze bar.


ernestine was...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-18-2003, 09:29 AM   #1474 (permalink)
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...Ernest Borgnine's twin sister. Not much to look at but a great dancer.

A cherry red 1971 Chevelle SuperSport convertible with a 396 is

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Old 12-18-2003, 11:07 AM   #1475 (permalink)
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... A good penis substitute, but not as good as...

An English hothouse cucumber, which is...
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Old 12-18-2003, 01:16 PM   #1476 (permalink)
 
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an empty coffee cup in a drawer...
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Old 12-18-2003, 01:55 PM   #1477 (permalink)
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...means "you've got some 'splainin' to do...."


which leads to soggy drawers, which are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-18-2003, 06:03 PM   #1478 (permalink)
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... another thing that could result from the proper use of an English hothouse cucumber.

And rapidly shifting subject to the current bane of my existence, the Wiggles are...
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:08 PM   #1479 (permalink)
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... still curable with most antibiotics.

While the Monkees are...

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Old 12-18-2003, 07:17 PM   #1480 (permalink)
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... still over 40% terminal.

But the Heebee Jeebees are...
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