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Old 10-25-2003, 01:21 AM   #1321 (permalink)
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i just want to be friends with you

most anticipated phrase in the english language
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Old 10-25-2003, 11:51 AM   #1322 (permalink)
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Lets screw.

Most misused phrase in the english language is...
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Old 10-25-2003, 02:13 PM   #1323 (permalink)
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please

the biggest asshole in the world is
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Old 10-25-2003, 03:33 PM   #1324 (permalink)
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Location: Bradford, UK
Very big,


Or very dirty?
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Old 10-25-2003, 05:27 PM   #1325 (permalink)
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Location: Chapel Hill, NC
Whats your topic?
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:01 PM   #1326 (permalink)
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eskimo pussy is...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:15 PM   #1327 (permalink)
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mighty cold

Sex in the snow is...
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Old 10-27-2003, 11:05 PM   #1328 (permalink)
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what causes blue balls.

The fight between the Ninjas and the cowboys is
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Old 10-27-2003, 11:53 PM   #1329 (permalink)
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over quickly.

A shaven pussy is...
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Old 10-28-2003, 09:56 AM   #1330 (permalink)
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my late evening snack. (Yum!)

Doggystyle is...
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:56 PM   #1331 (permalink)
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...a poodle salon.


where i'm going in two days is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:42 PM   #1332 (permalink)
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Location: Chapel Hill, NC
The hairstylist.

Girls are...
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:51 PM   #1333 (permalink)
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- skip -

sailor, you haven't seen my pic in exhibition, have you...

- skip -
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-28-2003, 05:48 PM   #1334 (permalink)
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Location: hi
way to end the game phil.

sure ill start it back up!

Three Toed Sloths are....
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Old 10-29-2003, 02:18 PM   #1335 (permalink)
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Location: upstate
...all thumbs.


the end of the game is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:35 PM   #1336 (permalink)
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NEVER!

My halloween treats are...
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Old 11-02-2003, 10:13 AM   #1337 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
...going to work with my husband tomorrow!

Thanksgiving makes me think of...
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Old 11-02-2003, 10:36 AM   #1338 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
.......a house full of a shitload of people.

Nieces and nephews are.........
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Old 11-02-2003, 10:43 AM   #1339 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
a pain in the arse.......................

Monday morning................
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:31 AM   #1340 (permalink)
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Location: hi
....is.....uh..the worst day of the week?

krispy kremes are
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Old 11-08-2003, 07:46 AM   #1341 (permalink)
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Location: here& there but here today
cum filled for delightfulness!!
Tiring exercise is......
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Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa.
You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!!
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Old 11-09-2003, 04:19 PM   #1342 (permalink)
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the best part of my day.

A thread killing sentence is...
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Old 11-10-2003, 12:59 PM   #1343 (permalink)
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...an unfortunate thing.

Stepping in a fresh pile of dog pooh is...
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Old 11-10-2003, 06:49 PM   #1344 (permalink)
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better than stepping in Winnie the poo.

What bernadette's avatar is smoking is...
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Old 11-11-2003, 02:12 PM   #1345 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
a cigarette that thinks it's a steam engine.

Relaxing after a crazy day is...
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:11 PM   #1346 (permalink)
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Location: hi
...like wiping your ass with silk, i love it

A krispy kreme is..
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Old 11-12-2003, 10:44 PM   #1347 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
too damn glazy...

Jackie Gleason is...
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hearts, by d.a.
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:36 PM   #1348 (permalink)
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Location: upstate
...deader than art carney.


a pig in a poke is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-17-2003, 05:24 PM   #1349 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney, Australia
..kinda kinky.

Burnt toast is...
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Old 11-18-2003, 02:03 PM   #1350 (permalink)
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...what frank zappa ate hot dogs on.


now head cheese, rather, is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:17 AM   #1351 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
probably better than toe cheese.

Icy weather is...
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Old 11-24-2003, 01:03 PM   #1352 (permalink)
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Location: upstate
...tough on beach sandals.


Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-24-2003, 02:56 PM   #1353 (permalink)
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small in comparison to my Hebrew National Beef Balogne.

The trouble with women today is...
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Old 11-25-2003, 01:07 PM   #1354 (permalink)
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...not as bad as what they think the trouble with men is today.


a sinkhole is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:38 PM   #1355 (permalink)
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Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
...where my love life resides.<p> Tomorrow is...
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:26 PM   #1356 (permalink)
powered by the souls of dead warriors
 
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Location: In the rain, dying
...a social construction

A donkey punch is...
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:09 AM   #1357 (permalink)
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Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
...going to hurt like a mother.<p>
Shaving is...
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Old 11-26-2003, 02:15 PM   #1358 (permalink)
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...what got those guys in trouble over 50 years ago in the betting scandals.


billboards are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-27-2003, 10:18 AM   #1359 (permalink)
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Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
... filling up the empty spaces of consciousness in the highways of our minds.<p>Thanksgiving is...
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Old 11-27-2003, 11:01 AM   #1360 (permalink)
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a day to lie in bed and be thankful that you dont have to get your lazy ass to work

Turkey is...
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