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06-30-2003, 08:58 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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so fuckin cute.
dream is...
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06-30-2003, 11:32 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Anna K sitting on my face.
An autopsy is...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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07-01-2003, 03:13 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...invisible in a snowstorm.
the swallows of capistrano are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-01-2003, 05:40 AM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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......more fun than the spitters of capistrano
the TFP is...........
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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07-01-2003, 06:35 AM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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.....a Mexican name
Bill Gates is.....
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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07-01-2003, 10:35 AM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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........the result of a broken condom
a condom is
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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07-01-2003, 12:19 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...usually three stories high, with a garage on the lower floor.
the best beef in the world is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-01-2003, 12:20 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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red
Envolopes are...
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07-01-2003, 12:48 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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...best accomplished by finding a secret cave that connects it to both a wishing well and One-Eyed Willy's rich-stuff.
Canada is...
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07-01-2003, 12:52 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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the best country in the whole damned world.
Matches are...
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07-01-2003, 01:24 PM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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your face and my ass (sorry, no offence)
to be rude is......
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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07-01-2003, 05:58 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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to be cnor.
(hahah! in your face!) Notebooks are...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a. |
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07-02-2003, 03:20 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...at the very bottom of the "sustenance" chain.
dwarves are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-02-2003, 03:20 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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elite, highly trained cocaine.
Paperclips can...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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07-02-2003, 04:35 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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not bad 'substitutes'.
Rain will...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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07-02-2003, 04:44 AM
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Fluxing wildly...
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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make the government shut up about low dam levels
pie is...
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flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines. |
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07-02-2003, 11:06 AM
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smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
Location: College Station, TX
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a sure fire way to get your ex-gf to start asking difficult questions.
Drinking too much vodka is...
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07-02-2003, 11:51 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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...keeping bones far from sanity.
one of the rolling stones is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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