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Old 07-11-2004, 03:32 AM   #2121 (permalink)
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slowly melting.

My job is...
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Old 07-12-2004, 12:51 PM   #2122 (permalink)
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the thing is...
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:32 PM   #2123 (permalink)
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nothing to worry about


mucous membrane is
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:54 AM   #2124 (permalink)
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inside your body

time is
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Old 07-13-2004, 12:36 PM   #2125 (permalink)
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bananas are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-13-2004, 03:00 PM   #2126 (permalink)
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A poor man's sex fantasy

A plain brown envelope is
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Old 07-13-2004, 08:38 PM   #2127 (permalink)
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... a good place to stash your porn

A good stash of porn is...
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Old 07-14-2004, 12:11 PM   #2128 (permalink)
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"Jimmy cracked corn" is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-14-2004, 08:45 PM   #2129 (permalink)
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...something I don't care about.

Any recreational activity that doesn't involve sex is...
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Old 07-15-2004, 03:24 AM   #2130 (permalink)
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boring.

homework is....
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Old 07-15-2004, 12:14 PM   #2131 (permalink)
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...without a doubt easier than the test.


all of me is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:47 PM   #2132 (permalink)
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..........the ceo of the sleeper jammie corporation.


freshly cut toenails are.....
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:23 PM   #2133 (permalink)
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...freaky man, just plain fucking freaky.

That Titty board post I was looking at earlier is....
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Old 07-16-2004, 12:36 PM   #2134 (permalink)
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...still there.


a dope is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:32 PM   #2135 (permalink)
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...something my teachers told me never to smoke

Ben Affleck is...
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:13 PM   #2136 (permalink)
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a media whore.


The DNC is...
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:30 PM   #2137 (permalink)
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...on it's way to beantown.


the RNC is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-29-2004, 12:38 PM   #2138 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
...A joke


Madison Square Garden is...
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:18 PM   #2139 (permalink)
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...not to be confused with the garden of the finzi contini.


kansas city, kansas is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:27 PM   #2140 (permalink)
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the last hope of civilization til you get to Denver....

BBQ is
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:36 PM   #2141 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
....What you should trun around and go back to K.C., Mo. for



a greasy face is....
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Old 07-31-2004, 11:08 AM   #2142 (permalink)
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squeaky.

Wireless mice are...
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Old 07-31-2004, 11:38 AM   #2143 (permalink)
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Location: College Station, TX
tasty.

Something slippery is...
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Old 07-31-2004, 05:56 PM   #2144 (permalink)
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...something you dont want to run on. You could break a hip or your leg.


6 quarters, 12 dimes, 7 nickels and a half dollar is....
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Old 07-31-2004, 10:01 PM   #2145 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave87
6 quarters, 12 dimes, 7 nickels and a half dollar is....

....chicken feed.


paper machee masks are...
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Old 07-31-2004, 10:42 PM   #2146 (permalink)
::::::::::::::::::::::::: :.
 
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...not intended to be used as flotation devices in the event of emergency.

[read the manual already!]


pickled hamsters are...
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Old 08-01-2004, 12:17 AM   #2147 (permalink)
.
 
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...delicious on toasted rye bread with mashed caper berries.


bonbons are...
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:45 PM   #2148 (permalink)
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........good for a rush of sugar to the head.


the soil is....
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Old 08-03-2004, 09:42 AM   #2149 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
.......cleaned out with "Shout"


The rinse cycle is.......
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Old 08-03-2004, 10:14 AM   #2150 (permalink)
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Location: In my head...
great for women..... (or is that the spin cycle?)

the earth is.....
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Old 08-03-2004, 02:37 PM   #2151 (permalink)
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...gettin' dirtier by the minute.


hey, pj...webster is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-14-2004, 05:04 PM   #2152 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
Nope...ain't gonna let this un die...since early June? I think not!


Not sure what, or which, UP is talking about here...but it's either his silky jammies with no crotch...or one of them new fangled smoker grills! Hell, maybe it's both and he just hasn't told us yet!


Quote:
Originally posted by bernadette
[B
pickled hamsters are... [/B]
Good on a Webster Smoker...
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Old 08-14-2004, 05:20 PM   #2153 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bentley Little
great for women..... (or is that the spin cycle?)

the earth is.....
Quote:
Originally posted by uncle phil
...gettin' dirtier by the minute.


hey, pj...webster is...
Quote:
Originally posted by unoaman
Nope...ain't gonna let this un die...since early June? I think not!


Not sure what, or which, UP is talking about here...but it's either his silky jammies with no crotch...or one of them new fangled smoker grills! Hell, maybe it's both and he just hasn't told us yet!




Good on a Webster Smoker...
help me out here, guys...uno has lost me...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-14-2004, 05:37 PM   #2154 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
Hey U.P. bernadette said "pickled hamsters are..."

Oh, I got you...I had already commented on your PJ, Webster statement...Excuse me, the hamsters just seemed to fit with the Webster smoker, and I got carried away...Just as they are going to do to me someday soon.....
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Old 08-16-2004, 11:24 AM   #2155 (permalink)
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Location: Home.
wow. so, hampsters or no hampsters you still killed it right?

so how about...

Dogs wearing glasses are:
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:54 PM   #2156 (permalink)
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...not looking backwards after they wag their tails.


bananas do not...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-19-2004, 07:54 AM   #2157 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
...Look forward to some of the jobs they are asked to do.


Long division is....
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:09 AM   #2158 (permalink)
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...for communists.

Writing lines for a drink wrapper is...
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:52 AM   #2159 (permalink)
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...lucrative, especially if daddy owns the company.


butt plugs are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-19-2004, 03:09 PM   #2160 (permalink)
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.....a great social item.........'specially when the in-laws are around.....you know....bring it up just for the hell of it,and see what happens.



evil devious minds are.....
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