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Old 05-13-2004, 11:51 AM   #2001 (permalink)
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...over with in my life

watching a child grow is......
 
Old 05-13-2004, 11:58 AM   #2002 (permalink)
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something I am experiencing right now.

having twin girls is........
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Old 05-13-2004, 12:01 PM   #2003 (permalink)
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...some man's fantasy.


having triplets is...
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Old 05-13-2004, 12:55 PM   #2004 (permalink)
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one of my greatest nightmares.

Having septuplets is...
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Old 05-13-2004, 01:36 PM   #2005 (permalink)
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very painful.

Drinking icy cold gimlets on a hot summer day is...
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:24 AM   #2006 (permalink)
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...is much more satisfying than drinking deisel fuel.

Once when I iinexplicably got stuck in.....
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Old 05-14-2004, 01:33 PM   #2007 (permalink)
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???
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:59 PM   #2008 (permalink)
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...what I look forward to, in old age!

G-dub is....
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:04 PM   #2009 (permalink)
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my choice for president.

The other guy is...
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:25 PM   #2010 (permalink)
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.......the opposite of this guy

being hungry is............
 
Old 05-17-2004, 01:52 PM   #2011 (permalink)
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...the best way to be when seated before a plate of carabas' shrimp scampi.


"Telefon" is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:55 PM   #2012 (permalink)
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... is heading a campaign to bring farmers online.

Beefeater Gin, Ginger Ale, and a lime is ...
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:30 PM   #2013 (permalink)
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...almost as good as "two parts vodka, one part lime."


a minor is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:18 AM   #2014 (permalink)
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... majorless

The Virtual Dog Shit Creator is ...
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:13 AM   #2015 (permalink)
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...both funny and disgusting!

My right shin is...
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:06 PM   #2016 (permalink)
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...tightly bound in a blue and white striped tube sock

Is you is or is you ain't my baby is...
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:09 PM   #2017 (permalink)
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...the end-product of a lousy lyricist.


mississippi is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:13 PM   #2018 (permalink)
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a crappy way to count out a second, which is how long it took good 'old uncle phil to destroy my fondest memories of the sound track to Tom and Jerry

Two old men with a can of sardines and half a set of dentures is...
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:28 PM   #2019 (permalink)
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...never gonna be chewin' out each other.


tennessee is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:34 PM   #2020 (permalink)
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where william was from?

sharp, pointy, metal objects are.......
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Old 05-24-2004, 01:17 PM   #2021 (permalink)
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shiny but painful.

The Titty Board is.....
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:28 PM   #2022 (permalink)
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....a place I really never visit.


but the Exhibition Board is......
 
Old 05-24-2004, 04:30 PM   #2023 (permalink)
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....a place OshnSoul has posted in.

Being really thirsty is...
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Old 05-24-2004, 06:37 PM   #2024 (permalink)
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...a really sucky feeling.

David Blaine is...
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Old 05-24-2004, 08:41 PM   #2025 (permalink)
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really boring.

Anime is...
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Old 05-24-2004, 09:55 PM   #2026 (permalink)
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......interesting to an extent.

Queer Eye is..........
 
Old 05-25-2004, 03:05 AM   #2027 (permalink)
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...a show that I don't watch....

The Sopranos is.........
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Old 05-25-2004, 10:11 AM   #2028 (permalink)
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A show that was brilliant in season 1 but then faded quickly.

Crushed glass underfoot is....
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:01 PM   #2029 (permalink)
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...making me step lightly.


every once in a while it is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:04 PM   #2030 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by uncle phil
every once in a while it is...
....good to stop and smell the flowers.


mother nature is.....
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:44 PM   #2031 (permalink)
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worthy of an oedipal complex.

peace, love, and understanding is....
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Old 05-26-2004, 05:03 AM   #2032 (permalink)
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a pipe dream.

www.americanevil.com is....
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:49 AM   #2033 (permalink)
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www.americanevil.com is....

full of lots of nice tits and ass!

Tits and ass is...
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:42 AM   #2034 (permalink)
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...almost as good as http://www.lunacytoons.com/titties.html


"slick on a stick" is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:16 PM   #2035 (permalink)
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........not a good slang for popsicle

having a moment of peace is..........
 
Old 05-26-2004, 05:52 PM   #2036 (permalink)
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an illusion of the well disciplined mind.

being slapped on the neck by your best friend's grandfather is....
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Old 05-26-2004, 10:05 PM   #2037 (permalink)
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.......something I'd never forget.


buying 200 lottery tickets a day is.........
 
Old 05-26-2004, 10:27 PM   #2038 (permalink)
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....something i see all the time at work....

my favorite memory is...
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:27 AM   #2039 (permalink)
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...meeting my wife.

My SO is...
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:24 AM   #2040 (permalink)
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a permanent fixture - today is our 37th anniversary.

An anniversary is...
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