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03-02-2004, 01:06 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...dead, and so's tricky dick.
chess is...
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03-03-2004, 05:37 AM
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Lewis Black is funny part of the time - Lewis Black, however; is white....
White is....
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03-03-2004, 01:23 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...the color of the birch tree right outside my window.
Irvine, CA is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-03-2004, 05:13 PM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... a terminal veneral disease, but a damnsight better than the alternatives.
The universe is...
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03-05-2004, 06:36 AM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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how the majority of us survive!
Surviving is....
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03-07-2004, 08:03 AM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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gettin' uglier every day!
Ugly is...
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03-08-2004, 12:32 PM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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not Willie Nelson!
Willie Nelson is...
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03-08-2004, 07:55 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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A wrestling move that will get you disqualified.
A pile driver is...
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03-09-2004, 03:15 PM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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An illegal wrestling move or a piece of heavy construction equipment.
Equipment is...
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03-09-2004, 03:36 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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...not to be operated when under the influence of alcohol or certain drugs. HEAVY equipment anyway.
 Alcohol is...
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03-09-2004, 04:57 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... a bit hungover after a night of drinking plum wine with Ling Po and the boys on his Uncle Fu's Sampan.
Cold sake is...
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03-09-2004, 05:48 PM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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not much worse than hot sake!
Sake is...
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03-09-2004, 05:55 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... the very essence of springtime captured in fire and water.
K'ung Fu-Tze is...
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03-10-2004, 07:02 AM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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a really old book.
An old book is...
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03-10-2004, 05:28 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...gutenberg's bible.
an old bible, on the other hand, is...
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03-10-2004, 09:14 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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A little pathetic, but inevitable if you collect books.
Spending time reading "The Sherpas through their Rituals" or "A Cultural History of the Swat Panthans" when you have given up on your anthropoloy degree is...
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03-10-2004, 11:11 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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...probably still a good idea.
 YOU GO TOPHAT!Not knowing much about anthropology is...
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03-11-2004, 01:39 AM
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...understandable.
'is' is...
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03-11-2004, 01:05 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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...not on her hands and knees under my desk counting my testicles over and over again.
"no new taxes" is...
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03-11-2004, 01:28 PM
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Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Something George H.W. Bush wishes he never said.
Roadkill is...
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03-11-2004, 05:09 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... not just for breakfast any more.
"I Can't Believe It's Not 'Possum" is...
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