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Chocolate
Dihydrogen monoxide
Amino Acids
Oral Sex
Alcohol
The sweet smell of sex
Anti-histamine Tablets
My own right hand
Red Headed Hotties
The internet
Coffee
Light
Pain killers
Human flesh
Colors
Darkness
Latex and sheep skin
Your PC
All forms of chicken

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Stiltzkin

By far the worst. I pitty the chap who is allergic to them

Another one:
oxygen.

Man that'd suck.

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Mango

I'm not allergic to dihydrogen monoxide but on occasion it gets in my ears and is annoying.

crackpot

I saw a woman on tv who was actually allergic to water. If my memory serves me, I think she had to completely coat herself in some kind of goop before taking a shower. Not sure why she'd bother with a shower if the water never touches her though.

And think of all the things that contain water... total sucksville.

Minx

Sorry, gotta go with sex on this one. How much would that suck?
Well, okay...it wouldn't be good to go without air or water but other than that...really!

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Stiltzkin

Isn't the body 70-80% water? If she's allergic to water, then she's already dead

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Memalvada

I was thinking about the very same thing!!!

You know what else would suck to be allergic to? Sweat

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platypus

I'm not allergic to dihydrogen monoxide either, but it can't be good for you. Fish fornicate in it.

Good thing there's beer, which I'm also not allergic to...except in mass quantity.

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crackpot

Hmm... good point. I swear though, I'm not making it up. So maybe it was just her skin that reacted? I dunno anymore...

DEI37

Personally, steak would suck...and nuts. I love cashews and peanut butter...so those wouldn't be any fun, either. If I ever became allergic to steak, I would ask to be removed from my misery.

Work is also bad to be allergic to. I mean, it's something that we all have to do...so you may as well like what you're doing.

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Empty_One

It is possible, just not very common to be allergic to water. I saw the same show that crackpot did. Here's a little more info borrowed from MSN:

Meridae'n

What if you were allergic to rashes? If you got one it'd multiply exponentially until ur painful demise...

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YourNeverThere

i have a friend who is allergic to cold, like the temperature, if she gets to cold she will get sick, and if she gets really cold fast, like falling into a swimming pool, she'll die, its nuts

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denim

Sunlight. I understand there are such people.

TaiModan

I am allergic to most painkillers, and it DOES suck (specially because I'm haunted by Migraines)

Troublebot

I'm allegric to the sun. Certain rays on certain days just make me break out in hives. If I'm out to long, I start getting sick and could, eventually, die.

However, I'd rather have that allergy then be allergic to lesbian porn.

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LittleOralAnnie

Allergies must really be horrible to go through. I'm fortunate I don't have any that I know of. The only thing that ever really made me sneeze to no end is burlap.

crazycousinjim

Stupid people...... they seem to be so hard to avoid.

cowudders14

I had a mate who was allergic to gluten and he was going out with someone who was allergic to nuts. Eating was a bit of a bummer!

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oldtimer

Who the the fuck could be allergic to sex? Not possible.... Unless somebody decided to cover their penis/vagina in cat hair. o0

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eyeseepeedude

my wife is allergic to grass... ANY grass... (*sucks to be her*)

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cheese

being alregic to plastic would bne VERY bad take a good look around your house or thie things you deal with on a daily bassis HOw many are plasic ALOT your keyboard pens carparts sextoys soda bottles So much crap is made out of plastic its scarry

vermin

Kleenex

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shaq=ignorance

Grass and weeds because you can not escape them unless you move to an arid part of the world.

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oldtimer

Oh my god, surely you jest. No woman have I encoutered in my lifetime has been allergic to <i>semen</i>. Is that possible? And, how would that work? I'm thinkin' this is all in her head as some excuse to avoid oral sex.

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Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0.
Where the hell am I?....
Showering once a month does not make you a better person.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ogre840

Grass Pollen, Tree Pollen, and Dust... im allergic to all three. not majorly just i get stuff and eyes water and get sore... along with cat dander, if i pet my cats then accidently rub my eyes im screwed cause its pain full... i just have to sit with a warm washcloth over my eyes.

Jesus Malverde

Being allergic to alcohol would suck balls. Actually, I'm allergic to sweet drinks; I can only take shots, liquor on the rocks or drink beer. Its not too bad. Sex allergies would REALLY fucking suck.

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