cchris

Sex as a sedative. It helps you go to sleep.
Sex to fight addictions. It helped me quit smoking
Sex as a laxative. Regular sex helps you have regular shits.
Sex to get to know somebody. You can tell a lot about a person by fucking them.
Sex as a meditation.
Sex to relive boredom.
Sex to improve concentration.
Sex to make money.
Sex to create magic. Some witches believe that that the most powerful time to cast a spell is during orgasm.
Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want.
Sex as a reward. Either to yourself or to someone else.
Sex for relaxation.
Sex for rejuvenation. It keeps you looking and feeling younger.
Sex to increase energy. A great pick-me-up.
Sex to cure an asthma attack. I saved a man's life once.
Sex to make you laugh. It can be hilarious.
Sex as a gift. A present for birthdays, anniversaries, Bar Mitzvahs...
Sex to get high.
Sex to achieve an altered state.
Sex to create life. Sex for waking up. Helps get rid of that groggy feeling.
Sex to cure back pain.
Sex to keep warm in the winter.
Sex as a pain killer. It's far more potent than aspirin, and most prescription pain killers.
Sex as an anti-depressant. It will cheer you up.
Sex for stress reduction.
Sex as a spiritual exercise.
Sex for exercise. It's aerobic and burns calories.
Sex for thrills and adventure.
Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
Sex as a cure for writer's block.
Sex as a good deed. Give the needy an occasional mercy fuck.
Sex as an art form. It can be very creative and a great way to express oneself.
Sex to control appetite. It can be so filling.
Sex for cardiovascular health.
Sex to create intimacy.
Sex as an expression of love.
Sex for itching mosquito bites. Apply your own sperm to affected areas.
Sex for barter. Trade it for all kinds of things.
Sex to get in touch with emotions, like sadness.
Sex to avoid working. I can always finish this some other time.

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mirevolver

There's a new way to handle the "I have a headache" excuse.

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Minx

I'm sorry to blow the "I have a headache dear" myth out of the water but for me.....sex is the best and only cure for one!

It also is the most sincere expression of love and the greatest gift you can share with someone.....or....
It also just feels REALLY good. Makes you smile...and we all should smile more!

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Mango

I didn't see sex for fun on the list.

crackpot

Wow, pretty multi-purpose, ain't it. Guess I should try it some day. Heh.

madsenj37

Sex can cause headaches, too. Men are more likely than women to get them after sex.

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