09-05-2008, 06:07 PM | #361 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I suppose your one of those folks who thinks it's just for special occasions too.
Actually, the closest I have come to crossdressing was to go to Hallowe'en as a Catholic Priest, which in an ideal world would be the opposite OF sex. The next poster can pee their signature in the snow.
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09-05-2008, 06:11 PM | #362 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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oh so true...and for other occaisons, too. I won more Miss America contests than any real Miss America....see:
this is my best friend Pete smooching on me: The next poster would like a date with me while I'm dressed like Miss America. .....OOPS!!! a dollar short again. true, not only in the snow but even 6 ft up on a wall The next poster has eaten snow. Last edited by BadNick; 09-05-2008 at 06:14 PM.. |
09-06-2008, 01:59 AM | #363 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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true...white snow...
the next poster once picked his/her nose while driving on an interstate... (who decided to start substituting 'their' for 'him/her' anyways?)
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09-06-2008, 04:22 AM | #364 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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True. Who else was gonna do it?
The next poster needs to use the bathroom, but is still waiting for the right moment.
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09-06-2008, 04:57 AM | #365 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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true..but it was going to go take a leak down at the oak tree by the watering hole instead of the bathroom.
the next poster farts in the lift and smirks while people are still in there
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09-18-2008, 02:36 PM | #366 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Never happen.
The next poster has a secret desire to wear their SO's undies.
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09-18-2008, 02:41 PM | #367 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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ain't gonna happen...
the next poster flipped off a biker on an interstate...
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09-18-2008, 02:56 PM | #368 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Nope, every biker I ever met was pretty easy going.
The next poster secretly loathes a co-worker.
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09-19-2008, 01:12 PM | #369 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Loathe? Too strong. Disdains maybe, but not loathe.
The next poster is already typing.
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09-30-2008, 08:36 AM | #370 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Nope. I haven't even started.
The next poster is calling in sick tomorrow.
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09-30-2008, 09:23 AM | #371 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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As much as I'd like to, false.
The next poster is awed and curiously attracted by my manly physique.
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09-30-2008, 10:05 AM | #372 (permalink) | |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Quote:
The next poster is a much better poet then I.
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09-30-2008, 10:16 AM | #373 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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doncha just know it...
the next poster is allergic to apples...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-30-2008, 11:45 AM | #374 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Nope, just not fond of them even though one will keep up to three doctors away for 8 hours.
The next poster has written away for instructions on how to develop bulging pectoral muscles. / C'mon, Tully, you know it makes you feel all funny and stuff.
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09-30-2008, 12:30 PM | #376 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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not on your pecs, i didn't...
the next poster has never seen "kelly's heroes..." Kelly's Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-30-2008, 01:06 PM | #377 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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False
The next poster just will not knock it off with those negative waves!
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10-01-2008, 02:46 AM | #379 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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true...
the next person's bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-01-2008, 05:47 AM | #380 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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False. My bologna's last name is actually Jon.
The next person always washes their hands after using the bathroom.
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10-01-2008, 06:08 AM | #381 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Always.
The next poster wishes they were riding the waves.
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11-15-2008, 03:13 AM | #383 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Must be true.
The next poster hasn't made his/her bed.
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11-15-2008, 06:13 AM | #384 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
Super Moderator
Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Not true, make it every morning right after getting up. Been like that since my navy days.
The next poster is planning on seeing family this week and isn't really that thrilled about it.
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11-15-2008, 07:40 PM | #386 (permalink) |
Junkie
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False, I don't wear skirts generally (that cheerleading one was DAMN tight. On the plus side, evidently my waist still fits in to the smallest cheerleaders outfit on my high school's team =o).
The poster below me prefers the heroic Terran to the dirty Zerg or high and mighty Protoss. |
11-16-2008, 04:35 AM | #389 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Nope, attending a double wedding today. Food, fun and merriment will all be supplied.
The next person uses public transportation on a regular basis.
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11-16-2008, 04:56 AM | #390 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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false... but i have been known to hitchhike on "pubic" transportation...
the next poster has never been aboard a cruise ship...
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