Tophat665

I suppose your one of those folks who thinks it's just for special occasions too.





Actually, the closest I have come to crossdressing was to go to Hallowe'en as a Catholic Priest, which in an ideal world would be the opposite OF sex.

The next poster can pee their signature in the snow.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

oh so true...and for other occaisons, too. I won more Miss America contests than any real Miss America....see:

this is my best friend Pete smooching on me:


The next poster would like a date with me while I'm dressed like Miss America.



.....OOPS!!! a dollar short again.


true, not only in the snow but even 6 ft up on a wall

The next poster has eaten snow.

uncle phil

true...white snow...

the next poster once picked his/her nose while driving on an interstate...

(who decided to start substituting 'their' for 'him/her' anyways?)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

True. Who else was gonna do it?

The next poster needs to use the bathroom, but is still waiting for the right moment.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

dlish

true..but it was going to go take a leak down at the oak tree by the watering hole instead of the bathroom.

the next poster farts in the lift and smirks while people are still in there

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

jewels

Never happen.

The next poster has a secret desire to wear their SO's undies.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

ain't gonna happen...

the next poster flipped off a biker on an interstate...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Nope, every biker I ever met was pretty easy going.

The next poster secretly loathes a co-worker.

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Tophat665

Loathe? Too strong. Disdains maybe, but not loathe.

The next poster is already typing.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

jewels

Nope. I haven't even started.

The next poster is calling in sick tomorrow.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Tophat665

As much as I'd like to, false.

The next poster is awed and curiously attracted by my manly physique.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tully Mars

Nope! Not even a little. I'm sure it's fine, just not my cup of wine.

The next poster is a much better poet then I.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

doncha just know it...


the next poster is allergic to apples...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Nope, just not fond of them even though one will keep up to three doctors away for 8 hours.

The next poster has written away for instructions on how to develop bulging pectoral muscles.

/ C'mon, Tully, you know it makes you feel all funny and stuff.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

False, I wrote off my pecs on the last return.

The person who writes something down here next,
spent more than 10 seconds about what to say.

uncle phil

not on your pecs, i didn't...

the next poster has never seen "kelly's heroes..."


Kelly's Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

False

The next poster just will not knock it off with those negative waves!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Bear Cub

True - what kind of other waves are there?

The next person's bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

uncle phil

true...

the next person's bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

False. My bologna's last name is actually Jon.

The next person always washes their hands after using the bathroom.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

jewels

Always.

The next poster wishes they were riding the waves.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Ourcrazymodern?

True or false
and yet persisting,
my belief.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

jewels

Must be true.

The next poster hasn't made his/her bed.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Tully Mars

Not true, make it every morning right after getting up. Been like that since my navy days.

The next poster is planning on seeing family this week and isn't really that thrilled about it.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Ourcrazymodern?

True.

I need another skirt.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jozrael

False, I don't wear skirts generally (that cheerleading one was DAMN tight. On the plus side, evidently my waist still fits in to the smallest cheerleaders outfit on my high school's team =o).

The poster below me prefers the heroic Terran to the dirty Zerg or high and mighty Protoss.

Ourcrazymodern?

I don't know how to say "true" to something like that, but I cannot, yet, claim falseness.

So I don't.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

jewels

Yes, I do.

The next poster is cooking today.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Tully Mars

Nope, attending a double wedding today. Food, fun and merriment will all be supplied.

The next person uses public transportation on a regular basis.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

false... but i have been known to hitchhike on "pubic" transportation...

the next poster has never been aboard a cruise ship...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.