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			 Minion of the scaléd ones 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Northeast Jesusland 
				
				
				
				
				
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 Blessed are the Cheesemakers. 
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	Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.  | 
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			 Eponymous 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Central Central Florida 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Yes, guilty  
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() The next poster is obsessed with their hair. 
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	We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain  | 
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			 still, wondering. 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Yeah, right.  If you could see my hair right now...  (No, my hat will not come off) 
		
		
		
		
		
			...I guess that's true. Diesel burns more cleanly than gasoline. 
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	BE JUST AND FEAR NOT   
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			 Une petite chou 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: With All Your Base 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 True, I wear many hats figuratively and one or two literally. 
		
		
		
		
		
			You can't fathom why people put the little stickers on rear vehicle windows shaped like sandals to indicate how many people are in the family. 
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	Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both.  House Quote: 
	
 The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand 
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			 Minion of the scaléd ones 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Northeast Jesusland 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 False.  I loathe Christmas music to an extent verging on pathological. 
		
		
		
		
		
			You were a pig farmer in a previous life. 
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	Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.  | 
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			 let me be clear 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Waddy Peytona 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 true, but it was short-lived because they suffocate or drown when you bury and water them. 
		
		
		
		
		
			The next poster lies to someone about what they're really doing while posting on TFP. 
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	"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo  | 
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			 Eponymous 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Central Central Florida 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 True, what else could I be? 
		
		
		
		
		
			You've been known to have a short fuse. 
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	We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain  | 
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			 Riding the Ocean Spray 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 ahhh, how true, those deepest olfactory memories, I was sometimes teased about my attraction to nasal sex 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?  | 
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			 Eponymous 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Central Central Florida 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 No one ever told me anything would fall off for any reason. 
		
		
		
		
		
			Next person aims to drink a gallon of water per day. 
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	We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain  | 
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			 Minion of the scaléd ones 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Northeast Jesusland 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 False: I am a medium shade of beige. 
		
		
		
		
		
			The following poster has a dark secret they have never told anyone. 
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	Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.  | 
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			 Eponymous 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Central Central Florida 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 And it all started when my 7th grade teacher told me I was an instigator. 
		
		
		
		
		
			Next poster wears corrective lenses. 
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	We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain  | 
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			 Eponymous 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Central Central Florida 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Definitely but not always proud of it. 
		
		
		
		
		
			What do you feel is the most beautiful physical thing about yourself? 
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	We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain  | 
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