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Old 07-12-2007, 06:49 AM   #121 (permalink)
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False... depending on my mood i put them on right first... lol

The person below me likes to frolic through fields of wildflowers.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:00 PM   #122 (permalink)
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False......frollicing is for cute girls i am a 40 year old man....


the person below me thinks boxing ( the sport) is cruel.
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Old 07-14-2007, 11:03 PM   #123 (permalink)
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True. But that does't mean I won't watch Rocky.

Next person makes homemade clam chowder
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Old 07-15-2007, 10:22 AM   #124 (permalink)
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False... I really don't even like clam chowder.

The person below me has an alter-ego with a kinky side...
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:21 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Since nobody else seems to want to take that one I'll do it ;p :

True - but everybody does - at least that's what I keep telling myself

The person below me has trouble falling asleep.
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:29 PM   #126 (permalink)
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False. On average, I fall asleep in under two minutes.

The person below me wishes they would make the leap and cancel their cable TV service.
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:09 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Flase... I had that epiphany two years ago when I removed every trace of the television and its cohorts, videogames & DVDplayer.



The person below me has taken an average time of 7-9 hours replying to my post.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:51 AM   #128 (permalink)
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False! I guess I ruined it for you, Jets...

The person below me thinks the juice is never worth the squeeze...
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:31 PM   #129 (permalink)
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So true! Don't you realize the nutrition found in all that good stuff you discard?!

The person below me giggles every time they read "below me."
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:43 PM   #130 (permalink)
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true...i may be pushing 40, but i do get a chuckle every time I read, "below me".

The person below me needs to trim/pluck their eyebrows.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:07 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Good Lord, they're catterpillars!!

The person below me cannot correctly pronounce my handle.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:59 PM   #132 (permalink)
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True. I googled it, and I was pronouncing it incorrectly.

The next poster likes to wear pink.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:02 PM   #133 (permalink)
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False, except when my skin is.

The sun is our primary (ahem) benefactor.
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:50 PM   #134 (permalink)
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False. Water is.


Whenever the next poster thinks of Google's drive to "index the world," it invariably ends in fretful pacing and endless hand-wringing.
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:59 PM   #135 (permalink)
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True. You mean there are people who don't do that?!

The person below me wears a cape and fights crime.
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:15 PM   #136 (permalink)
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False, I wear a cape and commit crime.



The person below me will say this statement is false.
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:02 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Your statement is false. I actually typed it.



The person below me thinks I'm a smart ass.
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:07 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Your statement is false. I actually typed it.



The person below me thinks I'm a smart ass.
Untrue

I thought that ploy was clever; TOO clever... for me to recognize it.


The person below me has not riden the 'L' train in NYC.
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:28 PM   #139 (permalink)
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True. Never ridden any train in NYC don't even know if there is an L train.

Btw, the person below the person below baraka guru also thinks he's smart and not a smart ass for recognizing the loop-hole.

The person below me has reached enlightenment.
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Old 08-16-2007, 03:20 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Not yet, but I'm still hopeful.

Detritus makes us what we are.
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:43 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Ew. False. My mama did.

The person under me has alot of chest hair.
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:32 AM   #142 (permalink)
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Yes, as it is a marker of a certain level of testosterone.


The person below me likes chest hair.
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:47 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Waaaay false. Unless it's my own, then it's true.

The next poster has a thing for large breasts....
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:46 AM   #144 (permalink)
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True, though my soon-to-be ex-wife's breasts weren't nearly so large before she'd nursed the youngest until he was five.

You would be what you are even if you tried not to.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:08 AM   #145 (permalink)
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True, I'd always be a chivalrous, self-righteous freak.

The person below me has tasted snow.
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That which we are, we are:
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:12 PM   #146 (permalink)
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True...snow has a fresh crispness to it that can't be found anywhere else.

Death is final.
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Old 09-22-2007, 09:20 PM   #147 (permalink)
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False.

Death is only another journey that needs to be made before moving on to the next one. (Also, not directly related, butpeople have died before and been resurrected, through whatever cause and means that may have transpired, it has been recorded.)


Has been escorted by at least two limousines in one's lifetime.
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Old 09-22-2007, 09:39 PM   #148 (permalink)
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False.. Took a limo to McDonald's when I was a kid though..

Has masturbated in public.
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Old 09-23-2007, 01:02 AM   #149 (permalink)
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True, but only for the edification of the populace. (Um...)

We appreciate jokes.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:59 AM   #150 (permalink)
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True.


Have you had coffee yet?
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Old 10-14-2007, 06:13 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Only for the past three-plus decades.

When the time comes, very few of us will be prepared.
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Old 10-16-2007, 07:55 PM   #152 (permalink)
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False. None of us will be prepared.

The person below me should wiggle their fanny more.
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Old 10-17-2007, 12:03 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Probably True...

The person below me needs to get laid

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Old 10-17-2007, 12:25 AM   #154 (permalink)
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To go so far as to say "needs"... well, it couldn't hurt to get a bit more action, and to say that I didn't want it at the moment would be untruthful...

False? or Half-truth?


The person below me lives in the Eastern Hemisphere.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:51 PM   #155 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Um...(Checking the globe)...
False.

When I go to heaven, I'll be greeted by 40 sloe-eyed virgins. (Yes, I'm kidding) (I need more babies like I need to be kicked in the head)

We need to reproduce.
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:33 AM   #156 (permalink)
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I don't know how to answer that one, SOME people need NOT reproduce!


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Old 11-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #157 (permalink)
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True, I did it just the other day.

Sunrises are often beautiful events.
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:31 PM   #158 (permalink)
 
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I am up and coming..Yawn..

The creature after me blows on the hot morning beverage.
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Old 11-09-2007, 09:43 PM   #159 (permalink)
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False. I inhale the steam.

Minds are like vacuums.
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:11 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Very true, Some times they suck when they're broken they blow!

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