Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

suncrafter · 05-11-2007, 07:24 PM

I've updated my "Bad-Ass Quotient" list! Unfortunetly the list is now too large to post here...
So if you want to see the NEW list, you will need to visit: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Here are just a few of the 100 or so people/things that I added to the list:

Goose ============================================================ 205 BAQ
Triumph - the insult comic dog =================================== 311 BAQ
Mahatma Gandhi =================================================== 409 BAQ
Mr. Noodle ======================================================= 411 BAQ
Stephanie - from "Lazy Town" ==================================== 498 BAQ
"Bogeyman" ======================================================= 500 BAQ
Paris Hilton ===================================================== 565 BAQ
Sarah Silverman ================================================ 1,091 BAQ
Al Franken ===================================================== 1,155 BAQ
Charlie Chaplin ================================================ 2,585 BAQ
Xenia Onatopp - from "GoldenEye" ============================== 6,022 BAQ
Kira Nerys - from "Star Trek" ================================== 6,040 BAQ
Genghis Khan (armed with spear, club and fuzzy hat) =========== 19,549 BAQ
Captain America (armed with his shield) ===================== 44,966 BAQ
Alyx Vance - from "Half-Life 2" (armed with pistol & shotgun)= 290,967 BAQ
Rancor - monster from "Return of the Jedi" ================ 13,909,786 BAQ
Mothra =================================================== 115,537,207 BAQ
Superman =============================================== 1,002,065,711 BAQ

Like I said, the whole list (all 259) can be found here:
http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Who or what else should I add to the list?

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-12-2007, 05:14 AM

1) I'm a butterfly.
2) The list is already way too long.
3) Yes, and good luck with that.

Laugh-O-Matic · 05-13-2007, 11:15 PM

1) I'm getting bad thoughts seeing James Bond, Lara Croft, and Princess Leia on the list.
2) Add Chuck Norris!
3) Too much.

suncrafter · 07-15-2007, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laugh-O-Matic

1) I'm getting bad thoughts seeing James Bond, Lara Croft, and Princess Leia on the list.
2) Add Chuck Norris!
3) Too much.

Chuck is on it.

Whom else should I add?

uncle phil · 07-15-2007, 03:29 PM

you talkin' ta ME???

bundy · 07-16-2007, 07:18 AM

who else should you add?

you didn't add phil yet buddy... so freaking add uncle phil...

Sion · 07-16-2007, 02:12 PM

add any and all of the LOTR characters

Yukimura · 08-10-2007, 12:40 PM

Yukimura Sonada. Most badass without question. Well, that's what I'd like to believe anyway. There is one who's stronger though. Demon Eyes Kyo. Have you heard of him? He's the slayer of 1000 men from the battle of (I'm not even going to try to actually spell that word, pronounced: Seki-gah-hara). Surely someone here has heard of him.

Tophat665 · 08-15-2007, 08:00 PM

<pedantic>The noun for the state or condition of being a badass or the exersize of that state is badassery</pedantic>

Leto Atreides, Paul Atreides, Gurney Halleck, Duncan Idaho, Feyd Ruatha Harkonen (Dune)
Raven, Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)
Doctor Manhattan, Rorscharch, Ozymandias (Watchmen)
Molly Steppin' Razor (William Gibson)
Bugs Bunny (armed with wit and anvils)
Eddie (Iron Maiden Mascot)
Bigwig, General Woundwort (from Watership Down)

suncrafter · 09-28-2007, 11:50 PM

Thank you. I'll add some/most of those the next time I update.

Tophat665 · 09-29-2007, 11:30 AM

Don't know if he's in there, but if he's not, the Miyamoto Musashi should be. Japanese culture hero and historical figure. One of the finest swordsmen ever to walk the face of the earth. Victorious in at least 60 swordfights between the ages of 13 and 29, using a wooden sword in most. After the age of 29, he was good enough that when challenged he would simply lead his opponent around and prevent them from attacking until they gave up. Took part in at least 6 battles. Also one of the very best india ink artists in history, as well as a world class sculptor. I'd put him at or near the top of the list of normal humans - somewhere around Batman or Chuck Norris.

suncrafter · 10-17-2007, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Don't know if he's in there, but if he's not, the Miyamoto Musashi should be. Japanese culture hero and historical figure. One of the finest swordsmen ever to walk the face of the earth. Victorious in at least 60 swordfights between the ages of 13 and 29, using a wooden sword in most. After the age of 29, he was good enough that when challenged he would simply lead his opponent around and prevent them from attacking until they gave up. Took part in at least 6 battles. Also one of the very best india ink artists in history, as well as a world class sculptor. I'd put him at or near the top of the list of normal humans - somewhere around Batman or Chuck Norris.

Sounds like one interesting dude! I'll be sure to add him.

Tophat665 · 11-03-2007, 05:50 PM

You've got Vader on there twice.
If Luke could beat the Rancor, Yoda could take at least 10 at once.
I think if Black Rhinos decided to put an end to Wolverine, we'd be looking at at another extinct ungulate. They don't regenerate, and their bones can be broken. Frankly, I'd put him just below the Hulk (as it stands, though I'd put the Hulk above Magneto and keep Wolverine below Magneto).

Musashi should go between the Alien and Xenia Onnatop the way you have it laid out.

05-11-2007, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
suncrafter Upright Location: A blue state, thank goodness.	Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness) I've updated my "Bad-Ass Quotient" list! Unfortunetly the list is now too large to post here... So if you want to see the NEW list, you will need to visit: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Here are just a few of the 100 or so people/things that I added to the list: Goose ============================================================ 205 BAQ Triumph - the insult comic dog =================================== 311 BAQ Mahatma Gandhi =================================================== 409 BAQ Mr. Noodle ======================================================= 411 BAQ Stephanie - from "Lazy Town" ==================================== 498 BAQ "Bogeyman" ======================================================= 500 BAQ Paris Hilton ===================================================== 565 BAQ Sarah Silverman ================================================ 1,091 BAQ Al Franken ===================================================== 1,155 BAQ Charlie Chaplin ================================================ 2,585 BAQ Xenia Onatopp - from "GoldenEye" ============================== 6,022 BAQ Kira Nerys - from "Star Trek" ================================== 6,040 BAQ Genghis Khan (armed with spear, club and fuzzy hat) =========== 19,549 BAQ Captain America (armed with his shield) ===================== 44,966 BAQ Alyx Vance - from "Half-Life 2" (armed with pistol & shotgun)= 290,967 BAQ Rancor - monster from "Return of the Jedi" ================ 13,909,786 BAQ Mothra =================================================== 115,537,207 BAQ Superman =============================================== 1,002,065,711 BAQ Like I said, the whole list (all 259) can be found here: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Who or what else should I add to the list? __________________ I'm too cool to have a signature. Last edited by suncrafter; 07-15-2007 at 08:39 AM.. Reason: update

05-12-2007, 05:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	1) I'm a butterfly. 2) The list is already way too long. 3) Yes, and good luck with that. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-13-2007, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Laugh-O-Matic Crazy Location: Everywhere :)	1) I'm getting bad thoughts seeing James Bond, Lara Croft, and Princess Leia on the list. 2) Add Chuck Norris! 3) Too much. __________________ How you bore me, Florrie, With those eyes of vacant blue; You'll be very sorry, Florrie If I marry you. Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie, This I swear is true, I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie, If I marry you. - Saki.

07-15-2007, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you talkin' ta ME??? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-16-2007, 07:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	who else should you add? you didn't add phil yet buddy... so freaking add uncle phil... __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-16-2007, 02:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	add any and all of the LOTR characters __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-10-2007, 12:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Yukimura Tilted Location: At a computer, obviously.	Yukimura Sonada. Most badass without question. Well, that's what I'd like to believe anyway. There is one who's stronger though. Demon Eyes Kyo. Have you heard of him? He's the slayer of 1000 men from the battle of (I'm not even going to try to actually spell that word, pronounced: Seki-gah-hara). Surely someone here has heard of him. __________________ Maybe the answer is in the very light reflected off our blades. Maybe that's what it means to be this creature known as samurai.

08-15-2007, 08:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	<pedantic>The noun for the state or condition of being a badass or the exersize of that state is badassery</pedantic> Leto Atreides, Paul Atreides, Gurney Halleck, Duncan Idaho, Feyd Ruatha Harkonen (Dune) Raven, Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash) Doctor Manhattan, Rorscharch, Ozymandias (Watchmen) Molly Steppin' Razor (William Gibson) Bugs Bunny (armed with wit and anvils) Eddie (Iron Maiden Mascot) Bigwig, General Woundwort (from Watership Down) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 08-15-2007 at 08:01 PM.. Reason: HTML >> BB Code

09-28-2007, 11:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
suncrafter Upright Location: A blue state, thank goodness.	Thank you. I'll add some/most of those the next time I update. __________________ I'm too cool to have a signature.

09-29-2007, 11:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Don't know if he's in there, but if he's not, the Miyamoto Musashi should be. Japanese culture hero and historical figure. One of the finest swordsmen ever to walk the face of the earth. Victorious in at least 60 swordfights between the ages of 13 and 29, using a wooden sword in most. After the age of 29, he was good enough that when challenged he would simply lead his opponent around and prevent them from attacking until they gave up. Took part in at least 6 battles. Also one of the very best india ink artists in history, as well as a world class sculptor. I'd put him at or near the top of the list of normal humans - somewhere around Batman or Chuck Norris. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-03-2007, 05:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You've got Vader on there twice. If Luke could beat the Rancor, Yoda could take at least 10 at once. I think if Black Rhinos decided to put an end to Wolverine, we'd be looking at at another extinct ungulate. They don't regenerate, and their bones can be broken. Frankly, I'd put him just below the Hulk (as it stands, though I'd put the Hulk above Magneto and keep Wolverine below Magneto). Musashi should go between the Alien and Xenia Onnatop the way you have it laid out. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.