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Old 06-16-2011, 01:59 PM   #1241 (permalink)
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I figured someone would bring "the rapture" into this. Take it away Carrot.
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:55 PM   #1242 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2011, 03:50 AM   #1243 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2011, 03:56 AM   #1244 (permalink)
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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine....holy crap!
I've been touched by the hand of God!!
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Old 06-20-2011, 06:05 AM   #1245 (permalink)
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It appears that the underground resistance is better armed than we thought.

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Old 06-20-2011, 07:06 AM   #1246 (permalink)
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Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me....
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:52 AM   #1247 (permalink)
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I'll be choosing a winner tonight
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:25 PM   #1248 (permalink)
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It appears that the underground resistance is better armed than we thought.
Top wins it


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Old 06-25-2011, 08:31 AM   #1249 (permalink)
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Aight, give this a go

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Old 06-25-2011, 11:13 AM   #1250 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2011, 12:11 PM   #1251 (permalink)
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I'd feel the same way if i had that useless stove.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:04 AM   #1252 (permalink)
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Welp, here's your problem. You've got everything and the kitchen sink stuffed into your engine compartment.
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:38 AM   #1253 (permalink)
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And it's to Fremen. Give us a good one!
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:14 AM   #1254 (permalink)
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And it's to Fremen. Give us a good one!
Thanks, Top. I'll try.

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Old 07-04-2011, 12:37 PM   #1255 (permalink)
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Ok, Eddie, I just sat you a Sax-top.

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Old 07-04-2011, 04:44 PM   #1256 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:15 PM   #1257 (permalink)
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ill never look at a del taco
macho combo burrito the same way again


if jeffster was ever in need of a sax player...it would be this guy
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Old 07-08-2011, 09:04 AM   #1258 (permalink)
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From the short-lived "Make it Macho!" ad campaign for Del Taco.
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Old 07-11-2011, 02:11 AM   #1259 (permalink)
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Carrot wins this round.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:28 AM   #1260 (permalink)
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sorry, i had a birthday this week, give me a minute

ok, this is what i want for my birthday
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:20 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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Well, it's better than a $200,000 toilet...
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Old 07-15-2011, 10:49 AM   #1262 (permalink)
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Blitzkrieg done Right
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Old 07-20-2011, 06:56 AM   #1263 (permalink)
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Shock and Awe, via stickerprice.
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Old 07-24-2011, 11:07 PM   #1264 (permalink)
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Sorry i took so long,

top wins for the blitz
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:23 AM   #1265 (permalink)
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Aight. Not precisely exciting, but see what you can do with this:
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:35 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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Stop that geriatric kleptomaniac! She stole my bumbershoot!
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:40 AM   #1267 (permalink)
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- a picture of my gram and grampa, she always does this...
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