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Jehu · 11-29-2010, 06:58 AM

But officer! He was mostly dead anyway and the doorbuster special was about to expire!

Tophat665 · 11-29-2010, 07:53 AM

Predictably, the grand opening party was kinda dead.

Jehu · 12-01-2010, 01:07 PM

To Uncle Phil with one of my favorite Redneck shticks.

Go Phil.

uncle phil · 12-01-2010, 01:33 PM

thanks, jehu...

ok guys, watch this...

caption - 1.jpg

Fremen · 12-01-2010, 04:21 PM

"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."

or..

"Larry didn't know when to stop inflating..."

ottopilot · 12-01-2010, 06:56 PM

Nancy smiling serenely as she drowns her oddly conjoined twin (Steve).

Tophat665 · 12-02-2010, 06:22 AM

Best thing about the new BikiniBabe Blowup Doll is that the valve stem in the navel is almost invisible.

---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:20 AM ----------

Muammar al-Gaddafi seen here with the voluptuous blonde "nurse"referred to in the Wikileaks memos.

Or

She's with him because he makes her laugh. His billion dollar banck account has nothing to do with it. Nothing! I tell you. Stop laughing.

Redlemon · 12-02-2010, 07:30 AM

009's steel implants proved their effectiveness once again, as Ernst Stavro Blofeld's unconscious body sunk beneath the waves.

Jehu · 12-02-2010, 07:50 AM

This is a good way to recognize a wealthy man.

uncle phil · 12-07-2010, 04:07 AM

manana...

Tophat665 · 12-07-2010, 06:36 AM

Illustrated here, the transition from Submarine to Motorboat, in progress.

uncle phil · 12-08-2010, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."

right from the git-go, fre...

go wild, young man...

Fremen · 12-08-2010, 05:37 PM

Thanks, unc.
We'll go with a movie still from around your early days.

Redlemon · 12-09-2010, 06:25 AM

"No, no, I swear it's usually *this big*! The water is cold... there was shrinkage."

Tophat665 · 12-09-2010, 06:25 AM

I smell like fish?

Fremen · 12-14-2010, 08:12 PM

Ok, I'm gonna call this a day early. No one's gonna top Red's caption.

Take it away, Redlemon.

Redlemon · 12-17-2010, 07:51 AM

Thanks! I guess you can't go wrong with a Seinfield reference.

Hope this one is OK...

Tophat665 · 12-17-2010, 08:03 AM

My Precioussssss......

Jehu · 12-17-2010, 09:37 AM

Here I am! Who called for a body Check?

Fremen · 12-17-2010, 04:26 PM

Just in time for Christmas, "The Nutcracker: Holiday On Ice!".

Jehu · 12-20-2010, 07:28 AM

After the spatula incident in Toronto, Brandon learned his lesson about streaking hockey games.... wear socks.

Redlemon · 12-20-2010, 10:24 AM

Hey, it's been a long time for me -- how long should I wait before closing the thread?

Tophat665 · 12-20-2010, 11:06 AM

Hmm... How can we make Polarbear swimming more EXTREME!!!! I know, let's do it during a hockey game!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-20-2010, 01:23 PM

Sales are for idiots.

Redlemon · 12-28-2010, 07:22 PM

Over to Fremen for the next round. Going highbrow is always a good approach for me, especially when blended with lowbrow.

Fremen · 12-28-2010, 10:04 PM

Tophat665 · 12-29-2010, 06:43 AM

Let's get the obvious one out of the way:

Baboonie got back and I cannot lie, you other primates can't deny.

OR

The American electorate readies itself for 2012.

OR

Look at the size of macaque.

Jehu · 01-03-2011, 08:59 AM

I'll never look at Angelina the same way again.

Fremen · 01-03-2011, 06:58 PM

Ok, Top, take it away.

Good one, Jehu.

Tophat665 · 01-04-2011, 06:48 AM

Aight, let's give this a shot:

Jehu · 01-04-2011, 05:21 PM

C'mon guys! We can't all be quarterback!

Fremen · 01-04-2011, 06:51 PM

Invisible toboggan!

Jehu · 01-05-2011, 08:47 AM

You're right! The Plasma TV does look best from straight on.

Tophat665 · 01-05-2011, 09:39 AM

Looks like I found a good one. Good answers so far. Keep it up, folks.

uncle phil · 01-05-2011, 09:50 AM

"driving that train, high on cocaine..."

Jehu · 01-06-2011, 08:47 AM

"Of course, when we can afford a real toboggan, we'll ALL have to wear approved helmets."

Tophat665 · 01-10-2011, 06:33 AM

Calling a winner tomorrow.

Tophat665 · 01-11-2011, 01:00 PM

And it goes to Jehu. It was a tough call, though - well done all around.

Jehu · 01-11-2011, 04:57 PM

Thanks Top. Let's try something for racing fans...

Fremen · 01-11-2011, 06:53 PM

"Dame Edna is seen gearing-up for race-day at Le Mans."

11-29-2010, 07:53 AM	#1082 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Predictably, the grand opening party was kinda dead. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-01-2010, 01:33 PM	#1084 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	thanks, jehu... ok guys, watch this... caption - 1.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-01-2010, 04:21 PM	#1085 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together." or.. "Larry didn't know when to stop inflating..." __________________ Google

12-01-2010, 06:56 PM	#1086 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Nancy smiling serenely as she drowns her oddly conjoined twin (Steve). __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

12-02-2010, 06:22 AM	#1087 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Best thing about the new BikiniBabe Blowup Doll is that the valve stem in the navel is almost invisible. ---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:20 AM ---------- Muammar al-Gaddafi seen here with the voluptuous blonde "nurse"referred to in the Wikileaks memos. Or She's with him because he makes her laugh. His billion dollar banck account has nothing to do with it. Nothing! I tell you. Stop laughing. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-29-2010, 06:58 AM	#1081 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	But officer! He was mostly dead anyway and the doorbuster special was about to expire!

12-01-2010, 01:07 PM	#1083 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	To Uncle Phil with one of my favorite Redneck shticks. Go Phil.

12-02-2010, 07:30 AM	#1088 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	009's steel implants proved their effectiveness once again, as Ernst Stavro Blofeld's unconscious body sunk beneath the waves. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-02-2010, 07:50 AM	#1089 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	This is a good way to recognize a wealthy man.

12-07-2010, 04:07 AM	#1090 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	manana... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-07-2010, 06:36 AM	#1091 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Illustrated here, the transition from Submarine to Motorboat, in progress. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-08-2010, 05:37 PM	#1093 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Thanks, unc. We'll go with a movie still from around your early days. __________________ Google

12-09-2010, 06:25 AM	#1094 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	"No, no, I swear it's usually this big! The water is cold... there was shrinkage." __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-09-2010, 06:25 AM	#1095 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I smell like fish? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-14-2010, 08:12 PM	#1096 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ok, I'm gonna call this a day early. No one's gonna top Red's caption. Take it away, Redlemon. __________________ Google

12-20-2010, 01:23 PM	#1104 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sales are for idiots. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-17-2010, 07:51 AM	#1097 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Thanks! I guess you can't go wrong with a Seinfield reference. Hope this one is OK... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-17-2010, 08:03 AM	#1098 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	My Precioussssss...... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-17-2010, 09:37 AM	#1099 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Here I am! Who called for a body Check?

12-17-2010, 04:26 PM	#1100 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Just in time for Christmas, "The Nutcracker: Holiday On Ice!". __________________ Google

12-20-2010, 07:28 AM	#1101 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	After the spatula incident in Toronto, Brandon learned his lesson about streaking hockey games.... wear socks.

12-20-2010, 10:24 AM	#1102 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hey, it's been a long time for me -- how long should I wait before closing the thread? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-20-2010, 11:06 AM	#1103 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hmm... How can we make Polarbear swimming more EXTREME!!!! I know, let's do it during a hockey game! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-28-2010, 07:22 PM	#1105 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Over to Fremen for the next round. Going highbrow is always a good approach for me, especially when blended with lowbrow. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-28-2010, 10:04 PM	#1106 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	__________________ Google

12-29-2010, 06:43 AM	#1107 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Let's get the obvious one out of the way: Baboonie got back and I cannot lie, you other primates can't deny. OR The American electorate readies itself for 2012. OR Look at the size of macaque. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-03-2011, 08:59 AM	#1108 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I'll never look at Angelina the same way again.

01-03-2011, 06:58 PM	#1109 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ok, Top, take it away. Good one, Jehu. __________________ Google

01-04-2011, 06:48 AM	#1110 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Aight, let's give this a shot: __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-04-2011, 05:21 PM	#1111 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	C'mon guys! We can't all be quarterback!

01-04-2011, 06:51 PM	#1112 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Invisible toboggan! __________________ Google

01-05-2011, 08:47 AM	#1113 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	You're right! The Plasma TV does look best from straight on.

01-05-2011, 09:39 AM	#1114 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Looks like I found a good one. Good answers so far. Keep it up, folks. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-05-2011, 09:50 AM	#1115 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"driving that train, high on cocaine..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-06-2011, 08:47 AM	#1116 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	"Of course, when we can afford a real toboggan, we'll ALL have to wear approved helmets."

01-10-2011, 06:33 AM	#1117 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Calling a winner tomorrow. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.