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carrot glace · 05-04-2010, 05:51 PM

i bet THIS isn't in the kama sutra!

or

this is how you-And theres my balls

fresnelly · 05-04-2010, 06:05 PM

Milton was always trying to look up other boys' shorts. He was a creative pervert.

Tophat665 · 05-12-2010, 06:20 AM

Lots of good stuff here. I'm going to go with Phil's though, as it was totally out of sight. Came from the blind side, if you will.

Take it away Phil.

Jetée · 05-12-2010, 10:36 AM

Good job, uncle phil.

Quote:

"ok, lemme know when one of you thinks he's gonna topple over, and i'll spot him..."

(in keeping with the "blind" caption thing...)

uncle phil · 05-12-2010, 11:52 AM

name that caption - 1.jpg

Fremen · 05-12-2010, 11:57 AM

"The Men's room, you know it's gonna be nasty."

Tophat665 · 05-12-2010, 11:59 AM

Intermission at the Baha-men show.

Jetée · 05-12-2010, 12:41 PM

This dog and pony show isn't what I had in mind at all.

carrot glace · 05-12-2010, 07:34 PM

whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS

Redlemon · 05-13-2010, 05:53 AM

Canine Twitter feed.

Tophat665 · 05-13-2010, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Canine Twitter feed.

Brilliant!

---------- Post added at 09:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:54 AM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace

whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS

Imagine Michael Vick's dismay when he found that the Buddhists were right...

Jehu · 05-13-2010, 12:23 PM

Hurry up will you! Intermission is almost over!

fresnelly · 05-13-2010, 01:18 PM

"Sometimes you're the Dog and sometimes you're the Tree."

Jetée · 05-16-2010, 05:55 PM

A very good round in terms of participants this time 'round, I like it. Have you decided upon a winner yet, uncle phil?

uncle phil · 05-17-2010, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée

A very good round in terms of participants this time 'round, I like it. Have you decided upon a winner yet, uncle phil?

i'll give it a week - last-minute entries due by wednesday am, 19 may...

uncle phil · 05-20-2010, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace

whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS

ok, carrot - go!!!

carrot glace · 05-21-2010, 07:12 AM

hate image shack, anyways this is my turtle, photo taken 3 or so years ago.
i apologize for the blurr.
have at it

uncle phil · 05-21-2010, 07:21 AM

"you hold me in your hand for three years; your stinky, calloused, nail-bitten hand for three years, and you expect me to look sharp???"

Tophat665 · 05-21-2010, 07:58 AM

[Obligatory Fark Cliche]
I saw a Turtle!

-----------------------
Peyote is a HELL of a Drug!

-----------------------
He was a Mexican Tortoise
Blurry shell-back
making poops on your palm
smelling like a stink bomb

Aye yai yai. Aye Yai yai yai
Aye yai yi, yai yai yai yai yai.

-------------------------------
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

Jehu · 05-21-2010, 01:26 PM

Tippy Turtle says "be mindful of your autofocus settings."

Fremen · 05-23-2010, 12:30 PM

You expect me to focus on this tortoise when there's an Xbox 360 in the background!?

carrot glace · 05-27-2010, 05:25 PM

last chance, im judging this tomorrow night

carrot glace · 05-28-2010, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

You expect me to focus on this tortoise when there's an Xbox 360 in the background!?

you win fremen!

Fremen · 06-02-2010, 01:12 AM

Sorry for the delay.

Tophat665 · 06-02-2010, 05:01 AM

Part beagle, Part Cougar, all bitch.

or

The concept of Hunting Dog eluded Rufus

Jehu · 06-02-2010, 06:53 AM

Milo was doomed until he was noticed by a nearby raccoon who had been trained in the Heimlich manuever.

Tophat665 · 06-02-2010, 07:08 AM

Theirs was the love that dare not speak its name.

or

Destroying the Sanctity of Beastiality.

carrot glace · 06-02-2010, 01:09 PM

just a few more and we'll have our megazord

Xerxys · 06-02-2010, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

Milo was doomed until he was noticed by a nearby raccoon who had been trained in the Heimlich manuever.

This is simply why you shouldn't read the captions before you think of one, now I got nothing!

Tophat665 · 06-02-2010, 03:27 PM

Even in the Animal Kingdom, the reacharound is just good manners.

Fremen · 06-05-2010, 11:49 PM

I'll pick a winner Monday night, so get your captions in if you're going to enter.

Jetée · 06-06-2010, 12:15 AM

"Son, when I said you 'done screwed the pooch', alls I meant was that you were in big trouble.

But, I'm now glad you told me this, no less shown me, what really happened to Missy, and that there really is a logical story for every saying."

Fremen · 06-07-2010, 08:34 PM

I'm giving the win to Tophat. Good job, Top.

Congratulations to everybody else, too. You give good funny.

Tophat665 · 06-08-2010, 07:18 AM

Let's see what perversions you people can perpetrate on this wholesome scene of domesticity...

Fremen · 06-08-2010, 06:46 PM

"Next, sweety, you mix in the baking powder with little Jimmy's ground up bones to make it rise nice and high."

Xerxys · 06-08-2010, 08:36 PM

"There'll be plenty of cookies for all of us mama", Said Susie in her sweet smile.
"Yes dear." Replied her mother, smiling back sweetly, "But not for you, we'll kill you in your sleep and sacrifice you to the goddess Lillith."

Redlemon · 06-09-2010, 07:45 AM

"But mommy, I was asking about *baby* batter. This has no babies in it."

carrot glace · 06-09-2010, 11:30 AM

...but then she listen's to a justin bieber album and she crumbles faster than those terrible cookies her mother makes

reference to

this

Tophat665 · 06-14-2010, 06:43 AM

Aight, that's long enough.

Redlemon, you're up.

Redlemon · 06-14-2010, 08:14 AM

Oy. I've been looking for an hour now. I hope this suffices.

05-04-2010, 05:51 PM	#921 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	i bet THIS isn't in the kama sutra! or this is how you-And theres my balls __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

05-04-2010, 06:05 PM	#922 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Milton was always trying to look up other boys' shorts. He was a creative pervert. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

05-12-2010, 06:20 AM	#923 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Lots of good stuff here. I'm going to go with Phil's though, as it was totally out of sight. Came from the blind side, if you will. Take it away Phil. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-12-2010, 11:52 AM	#925 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	name that caption - 1.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2010, 11:57 AM	#926 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"The Men's room, you know it's gonna be nasty." __________________ Google

05-12-2010, 11:59 AM	#927 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Intermission at the Baha-men show. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-12-2010, 12:41 PM	#928 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	This dog and pony show isn't what I had in mind at all. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-12-2010, 07:34 PM	#929 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

05-13-2010, 05:53 AM	#930 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Canine Twitter feed. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-13-2010, 12:23 PM	#932 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Hurry up will you! Intermission is almost over!

05-13-2010, 01:18 PM	#933 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	"Sometimes you're the Dog and sometimes you're the Tree." __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

05-16-2010, 05:55 PM	#934 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	A very good round in terms of participants this time 'round, I like it. Have you decided upon a winner yet, uncle phil? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-21-2010, 07:12 AM	#937 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	hate image shack, anyways this is my turtle, photo taken 3 or so years ago. i apologize for the blurr. have at it __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

05-21-2010, 07:21 AM	#938 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"you hold me in your hand for three years; your stinky, calloused, nail-bitten hand for three years, and you expect me to look sharp???" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-21-2010, 07:58 AM	#939 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	[Obligatory Fark Cliche] I saw a Turtle! ----------------------- Peyote is a HELL of a Drug! ----------------------- He was a Mexican Tortoise Blurry shell-back making poops on your palm smelling like a stink bomb Aye yai yai. Aye Yai yai yai Aye yai yi, yai yai yai yai yai. ------------------------------- You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-21-2010, 01:26 PM	#940 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Tippy Turtle says "be mindful of your autofocus settings."

05-23-2010, 12:30 PM	#941 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You expect me to focus on this tortoise when there's an Xbox 360 in the background!? __________________ Google

05-27-2010, 05:25 PM	#942 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	last chance, im judging this tomorrow night __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

06-02-2010, 01:12 AM	#944 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sorry for the delay. __________________ Google

06-02-2010, 05:01 AM	#945 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Part beagle, Part Cougar, all bitch. or The concept of Hunting Dog eluded Rufus __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-02-2010, 06:53 AM	#946 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Milo was doomed until he was noticed by a nearby raccoon who had been trained in the Heimlich manuever.

06-02-2010, 07:08 AM	#947 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Theirs was the love that dare not speak its name. or Destroying the Sanctity of Beastiality. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-02-2010, 01:09 PM	#948 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	just a few more and we'll have our megazord __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

06-02-2010, 03:27 PM	#950 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Even in the Animal Kingdom, the reacharound is just good manners. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-05-2010, 11:49 PM	#951 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'll pick a winner Monday night, so get your captions in if you're going to enter. __________________ Google

06-06-2010, 12:15 AM	#952 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	"Son, when I said you 'done screwed the pooch', alls I meant was that you were in big trouble. But, I'm now glad you told me this, no less shown me, what really happened to Missy, and that there really is a logical story for every saying." __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

06-07-2010, 08:34 PM	#953 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'm giving the win to Tophat. Good job, Top. Congratulations to everybody else, too. You give good funny. __________________ Google

06-08-2010, 07:18 AM	#954 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Let's see what perversions you people can perpetrate on this wholesome scene of domesticity... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-08-2010, 06:46 PM	#955 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"Next, sweety, you mix in the baking powder with little Jimmy's ground up bones to make it rise nice and high." __________________ Google

06-08-2010, 08:36 PM	#956 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	"There'll be plenty of cookies for all of us mama", Said Susie in her sweet smile. "Yes dear." Replied her mother, smiling back sweetly, "But not for you, we'll kill you in your sleep and sacrifice you to the goddess Lillith."

06-09-2010, 07:45 AM	#957 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	"But mommy, I was asking about baby batter. This has no babies in it." __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

06-14-2010, 06:43 AM	#959 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Aight, that's long enough. Redlemon, you're up. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-14-2010, 08:14 AM	#960 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Oy. I've been looking for an hour now. I hope this suffices. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.