Xerxys

^^ Couple? Really I have nothing ... can someone more creative get this ...

EDIT: I'll try ..

"Mike forgot to spike the punch, didn't he?"

Jetée

I think he wanted more entrants than just us four guys.

Still, I thought, even though we only had a couple of members contributing to this round, I felt the originality and funny was better here than I noticed in the previous few pages.

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carrot glace

oh yea, she's got a little captain in her

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fresnelly

14" Invisible Cock

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uncle phil

gotta go with the top...

you're up, buddy...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Sorry that took so long. Didn't check mail yesterday.

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Jetée

How can this one be so hard for me? I have absolutely not one idea at the moment (other than the obvious pun).

I'll be back in a bit after I've let the photo's scenario stew.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

"Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

fresnelly

"Come with me if you want to live!"

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inBOIL

Taxidermy cat dares you to pun.

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Fremen

"This cock thought he was going to do the riding!" "He even brought spurs." .... "Bishhh."

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carrot glace

sylvester and tweetie bird

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jehu

"Hello?... I'd like a refund please..

Tophat665

Is funny, no one has even come close to what I expected the very first thing out of the blocks would be. I must be strange. (No no, don't everyone rush to reassure me.)

I'll leave it over the weekend and call it late Sunday or sometime Monday.

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Jetée

I need to make my response more short, I've noticed.

I tend to overthink them, and try to make up for that fact by creating what resembles paragraphs of info, when what is usually found under such photos is a cutline.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Tophat665

Shout outs to Phil for the video and Jehu for the good execution of the pun, but I have to go with inBOIL for getting all Meta on it.

Take it away, inBOIL.

/ BTW, what I thought was sure to show up: "He got a chicken to ride, and he don't care."

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inBOIL

Wow. I thought Jehu and Jetee had me beat...
Caption this stern fellow:

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fresnelly

Dr. Meinzferger's new IUD design never caught on.

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Tophat665

... And when they pulled me from the ruins of the hotel, they found this device clamped to my testicles...

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Jetée

"Follow me into the back room; I need to take a documentation photo of you for my records.
No, no. You don't need to fuss and put your pants back on -- it'll only take a few seconds."

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jehu

Devices like this are used by addicts to make marijuana cigarettes called joints.

carrot glace

oh, this? i call it the... Lobotomizer!
*screaming ensues*
best gift EVER

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Fremen

"If anybody's interested, I'm going commando."

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uncle phil

"ve haf vays to make you talk..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

And with this device, a stylish haircut is within the grasp of everyone, and I oughtta know. I used it this morning.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

inBOIL

And the winner is:

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Jetée

Perhaps we should have sent fresnelly a pm?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

fresnelly

Sorry Guys! I completely forgot about my post.

Next up:

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Fremen

"Whaddya mean, 'Short Bus'?"

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carrot glace

-man, growing up as a minority sucks-

and

-think this is bad? wait till ya get to middle school (highschool,etc.) it gets A LOT worse-

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

uncle phil

"hear no evil, speak no ev...

fuck it; just evil..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Zod, Ursa, and Non: The Early Years.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fremen

Brilliant!

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fresnelly

I'm like it too! Winner = Tophat!

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Tophat665

Thanks. If you go left to right, they really do look like Zod, Non, and Ursa. But as we pull away from Phantom Zone Middle School, let's not forget academic Athletics, so from the GIS files of "Hey, Watch This!", I present for your consideration:



Have at it.

---------- Post added at 02:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:38 PM ----------

Drat. Already captioned. Well, work with it if you like, or I'll come up with something else this evening.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fremen

[fabulous mode]Steve flipped over the World's biggest dildo!![/fabulous mode]
It was so big it needed four legs.

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uncle phil

"ok, lemme know when one of you thinks he's gonna topple over, and i'll spot him..."

(in keeping with the "blind" caption thing...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jehu

"You're right! There is a lot of gum stuck under here!"

Jetée

Around and around he-- oh, no! He only achieved a 3/4 revolution. (His pesky legs got in the way, see?)

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi