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carrot glace · 10-30-2009, 10:24 PM

was the image no good? i didnt expect noone else to post, does top get it by default? seems strange since he won before i did, i'd hate for this to become repetitive

Jetée · 10-30-2009, 10:28 PM

it's a slow week I guess.

Jehu · 11-02-2009, 07:24 AM

Tophat's first post was unbeatable. Believe me, I gave it a lot of thought but just couldn't come up with something to compete with that. He deserves the win even if he did do it by scaring off the competition.

Tophat665 · 11-02-2009, 07:28 AM

Jehu, You are going to turn my head.
CG, we have compatible senses of humor. I guess I win this one by default.

Let's see what you can do with this one:

carrot glace · 11-02-2009, 12:08 PM

are you my mummy?

Jehu · 11-03-2009, 07:37 AM

I'm sorry little guy. This is the Amazon book store. The Amazon forest is a little further south.

Jetée · 11-27-2009, 01:56 PM

Luck me a lady tonight.

Tophat665 · 11-27-2009, 03:00 PM

OK, this has gone long enough. Jehu, you want it? you got it. Take it away!

Jehu · 12-10-2009, 08:01 AM

My computer crashed a couple of weeks ago. I'm so dependent on my bookmarks that I had totally forgotten about following this thread. Sorry for the delay. Let's get this going again with a picture I took on a job recently...

So I was surveying some sewer ponds and saw this. Yes. That's raw sewage in the pond...

Jetée · 12-10-2009, 08:28 AM

I was going to start a new round this week, but I kept forgetting to set aside time to find and upload a photo. Thanks for starting the round back up.

missing sign: "no boating if the lake is floating with neon coating."

Tophat665 · 12-10-2009, 10:32 AM

Area 51, Kentucky

carrot glace · 12-10-2009, 10:09 PM

amazingly enough, this pole has developed a "short circuit" like soul, too bad it cant get away from the smell of the waste dump of which it can now... appreciate. nor can it articulate itself when the horrifying creatures who inhabit said dump, rise in the night, and rub their scales up against it, giving said pole horrible nightmares. if it could speak, it would scream, and curse jehu for taking so long to post

sucks about the comp jehu, hopefully your next one will kick ass

Iliftrocks · 12-11-2009, 07:52 AM

The latest in a series of Why-Fi access points

Jehu · 12-14-2009, 11:16 AM

I really thought the idea of a life preserver at a raw-sewage pond would generate more response. I think it got confusing because I left my surveying equipment in the picture. I should have taken the time to get a second picture without the GPS rod.

I'll close this in another day or two.

Xerxys · 12-14-2009, 01:39 PM

Excerpt from: Guide to Serial thinning, A cannibals Manual Vol. II

Quote:

Note: Fig. 5.1 is an illustration, of how our oasis is protected by state of the art bear trap. When normal city folk come closer to investigate on why they don't have internet connection it springs and traps them in place. Refer to Fig. 2.2 on skinning and devouring a kicking/screaming business man.

Gabbyness · 12-15-2009, 02:42 PM

Season 7 of Baywatch really went downhill.

Tophat665 · 12-15-2009, 06:39 PM

Gabbyness with the late entry that has to be the odds on favorite. w00T! I wish I had written that.

ironpham · 12-15-2009, 07:16 PM

But, as time passed, El Salvador Dali's paintings became much less surreal and much more...real.

Jehu · 12-16-2009, 09:38 AM

I don't think Gabbyness can be beat. Take it Gab...

Gabbyness · 12-17-2009, 12:05 AM

You got it gents. Gimme a day to come up with something good (currently on the road with not a lot of time). Check back in 24hr.

Gabbyness · 12-17-2009, 08:50 PM

Do your worst!

Fremen · 12-17-2009, 10:13 PM

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Turkey's Extreme Shish Kebob coming to the Metron on Sunday!
Bring your appetite for destruction!
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Tophat665 · 12-18-2009, 06:31 AM

Over in One! Maybe not, but that's going to be really hard to top.

---------- Post added at 09:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:31 AM ----------

Mine:
Curses! Foiled Again!

carrot glace · 12-19-2009, 12:21 AM

apparently, the ability to fly, didn't faze him

Gabbyness · 12-19-2009, 02:42 AM

Outstanding early entries.

Gabbyness · 12-22-2009, 01:21 AM

I'm out of town starting tomorrow, so I gotta cut this short. MAN, tight race, but, gonna have to give it to Fremen. Truly a "one and done."

Take it away!

Jetée · 12-22-2009, 10:25 AM

I like the 'screaming' sticker on the back of the fencer's facemask.

I could have used that.

Fremen · 12-29-2009, 08:41 PM

Sorry for the tardiness. I was under the weather.

Tophat665 · 12-29-2009, 08:45 PM

Huh, uh huh. Penis Gourd.

ObieX · 12-29-2009, 09:09 PM

Santa's new look.

carrot glace · 12-30-2009, 12:34 AM

his one eye looks into the camera, creepy
he seems to be completly naked, unsettling
but throw in that gourd's suggestive position, with the nakedness AND the eye with a shit-eating grin, and whaddya got? an anonymous member of the TFP

Jehu · 12-30-2009, 03:48 PM

Just seeting in dis flyin' machine gives me a stiffy!

Fremen · 01-01-2010, 11:55 PM

I'm liking carrot's post best, so far.

I'll let this continue til Monday, if everyone is amenable?

fresnelly · 01-02-2010, 06:13 AM

And this is the Throttle!

Poppinjay · 01-02-2010, 06:41 AM

The Ubungu Tribe's plan to re-create the 9/11 attacks failed miserably when they suddenly realized A Cessna 172 is not a trans-Atlantic range aircraft. However, his penis did survive the crash into the ocean. It is now the tribal chief.

Fremen · 01-03-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

And this is the Throttle!

This is winning, so far.

I chuckled out loud.

Gabbyness · 01-04-2010, 06:35 AM

"Evening from the flight deck, this is your Captain John Cone, callsign "Wang." I'm assisted by First Officer Ambiguous. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 34,000 feet and I'm going to go ahead and leave the fasten seatbelt sign on for the duration, as my giant wang cone has the tendency to upset the yoke. So sit back, relax, and try not to think of my hardon piloting this craft."

Fremen · 01-04-2010, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabbyness

"Evening from the flight deck, this is your Captain John Cone, callsign "Wang." I'm assisted by First Officer Ambiguous. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 34,000 feet and I'm going to go ahead and leave the fasten seatbelt sign on for the duration, as my giant wang cone has the tendency to upset the yoke. So sit back, relax, and try not to think of my hardon piloting this craft."

A lot of thought was put into this, and while it's funny, it didn't grab me the way fresnelly's did.

So, I'm picking fresnelly's caption as the winner.

Gabbyness · 01-05-2010, 01:48 AM

Don't sweat it Fremen, I had just come off a couple flights (traveling back overseas) and so it came very easily

Not so much thought as just sleep-deprived regurgitation. What's Fresnelly got for us?!

fresnelly · 01-05-2010, 06:41 AM

Thanks!

Enjoy!

10-30-2009, 10:24 PM	#721 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	was the image no good? i didnt expect noone else to post, does top get it by default? seems strange since he won before i did, i'd hate for this to become repetitive __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

10-30-2009, 10:28 PM	#722 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	it's a slow week I guess. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

11-02-2009, 07:28 AM	#724 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Jehu, You are going to turn my head. CG, we have compatible senses of humor. I guess I win this one by default. Let's see what you can do with this one: __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-02-2009, 12:08 PM	#725 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	are you my mummy? __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

11-27-2009, 01:56 PM	#727 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Luck me a lady tonight. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

11-02-2009, 07:24 AM	#723 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Tophat's first post was unbeatable. Believe me, I gave it a lot of thought but just couldn't come up with something to compete with that. He deserves the win even if he did do it by scaring off the competition.

11-03-2009, 07:37 AM	#726 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I'm sorry little guy. This is the Amazon book store. The Amazon forest is a little further south.

11-27-2009, 03:00 PM	#728 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	OK, this has gone long enough. Jehu, you want it? you got it. Take it away! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-10-2009, 08:01 AM	#729 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	My computer crashed a couple of weeks ago. I'm so dependent on my bookmarks that I had totally forgotten about following this thread. Sorry for the delay. Let's get this going again with a picture I took on a job recently... So I was surveying some sewer ponds and saw this. Yes. That's raw sewage in the pond...

12-10-2009, 08:28 AM	#730 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I was going to start a new round this week, but I kept forgetting to set aside time to find and upload a photo. Thanks for starting the round back up. missing sign: "no boating if the lake is floating with neon coating." __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-10-2009, 10:32 AM	#731 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Area 51, Kentucky __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-10-2009, 10:09 PM	#732 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	amazingly enough, this pole has developed a "short circuit" like soul, too bad it cant get away from the smell of the waste dump of which it can now... appreciate. nor can it articulate itself when the horrifying creatures who inhabit said dump, rise in the night, and rub their scales up against it, giving said pole horrible nightmares. if it could speak, it would scream, and curse jehu for taking so long to post sucks about the comp jehu, hopefully your next one will kick ass __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

12-11-2009, 07:52 AM	#733 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	The latest in a series of Why-Fi access points __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

12-14-2009, 11:16 AM	#734 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I really thought the idea of a life preserver at a raw-sewage pond would generate more response. I think it got confusing because I left my surveying equipment in the picture. I should have taken the time to get a second picture without the GPS rod. I'll close this in another day or two.

12-15-2009, 02:42 PM	#736 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Season 7 of Baywatch really went downhill. __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

12-15-2009, 06:39 PM	#737 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Gabbyness with the late entry that has to be the odds on favorite. w00T! I wish I had written that. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-15-2009, 07:16 PM	#738 (permalink)
ironpham DOOMTRAIN Location: NC	But, as time passed, El Salvador Dali's paintings became much less surreal and much more...real. __________________ SIGNATURE.

12-16-2009, 09:38 AM	#739 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I don't think Gabbyness can be beat. Take it Gab...

12-17-2009, 12:05 AM	#740 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	You got it gents. Gimme a day to come up with something good (currently on the road with not a lot of time). Check back in 24hr. __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

12-17-2009, 10:13 PM	#742 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Turkey's Extreme Shish Kebob coming to the Metron on Sunday! Bring your appetite for destruction! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! __________________ Google

12-18-2009, 06:31 AM	#743 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Over in One! Maybe not, but that's going to be really hard to top. ---------- Post added at 09:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:31 AM ---------- Mine: Curses! Foiled Again! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-19-2009, 12:21 AM	#744 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	apparently, the ability to fly, didn't faze him __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

12-19-2009, 02:42 AM	#745 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Outstanding early entries. __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

12-22-2009, 01:21 AM	#746 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	I'm out of town starting tomorrow, so I gotta cut this short. MAN, tight race, but, gonna have to give it to Fremen. Truly a "one and done." Take it away! __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

12-22-2009, 10:25 AM	#747 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I like the 'screaming' sticker on the back of the fencer's facemask. I could have used that. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-29-2009, 08:41 PM	#748 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sorry for the tardiness. I was under the weather. __________________ Google

12-29-2009, 08:45 PM	#749 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Huh, uh huh. Penis Gourd. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-29-2009, 09:09 PM	#750 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Santa's new look. __________________ We Must Dissent.

12-30-2009, 12:34 AM	#751 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	his one eye looks into the camera, creepy he seems to be completly naked, unsettling but throw in that gourd's suggestive position, with the nakedness AND the eye with a shit-eating grin, and whaddya got? an anonymous member of the TFP __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

12-30-2009, 03:48 PM	#752 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Just seeting in dis flyin' machine gives me a stiffy!

01-01-2010, 11:55 PM	#753 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'm liking carrot's post best, so far. I'll let this continue til Monday, if everyone is amenable? __________________ Google

01-02-2010, 06:13 AM	#754 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	And this is the Throttle! __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

01-02-2010, 06:41 AM	#755 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	The Ubungu Tribe's plan to re-create the 9/11 attacks failed miserably when they suddenly realized A Cessna 172 is not a trans-Atlantic range aircraft. However, his penis did survive the crash into the ocean. It is now the tribal chief. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-04-2010, 06:35 AM	#757 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	"Evening from the flight deck, this is your Captain John Cone, callsign "Wang." I'm assisted by First Officer Ambiguous. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 34,000 feet and I'm going to go ahead and leave the fasten seatbelt sign on for the duration, as my giant wang cone has the tendency to upset the yoke. So sit back, relax, and try not to think of my hardon piloting this craft." __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

01-05-2010, 01:48 AM	#759 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Don't sweat it Fremen, I had just come off a couple flights (traveling back overseas) and so it came very easily Not so much thought as just sleep-deprived regurgitation. What's Fresnelly got for us?! __________________ One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.