Jehu

In the near future, nicotine cops sporting jetpacks will respond in less than thirty seconds when cigarette smoke is detected by government sensors. Bubba found a way to decoy them with a smoke bomb while he enjoys an illegal smoking break on his porch.

ottopilot

any caption that mentions jetpacks should be an automatic winner

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Xerxys

All your contributions were fantastic ... but fart jokes get me almost all the time! carrot glace, you get this one!

carrot glace

might be too easy

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

"You fuckin' agent. your fired! Batman has a cave, Superman a phone booth and you get me this??"

uncle phil

"can you hear me now?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

the first tests of the Re-Tardis were not well received.

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This season's trend in headgear is for the boldly geometrical.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

carrot glace

im giving ya til thursday the 27th

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Jehu

Buxley learns that, due to a typo, he won't be receiving any compensation for his invention: the Phone Cell.

carrot glace

im giving this one to uncle phil, for the chuckle

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Pear Shaped Women Have More Fun!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

coldhands

Linda brought the rolls...who brought the butter and jelly?

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Ourcrazymodern?

Strawberry or apple butter?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

carrot glace

crap! photobucket

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

uncle phil

still shows for me...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

carrot glace

all i see is the terms of use violation thingy, maybe its just me?

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

ring

" My heart is also big enough to forgive. I may be smiling on the outside,
but I'll never let you see me sobbing when I'm all alone at night,
after enduring yet another long day, full of your vilifying comments and stares."

uncle phil

ya'all got 'til friday night...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

carrot glace

it must feed...

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Tophat665

Built for comfort, if not for speed.

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I don't know what you've been told, but that's one big-leg woman with soul to spare.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jehu

Aaahhh! My eyes!

This is Uncle Phil punnishing us for the delay in the last couple of rounds.

Tophat665

So Round So Firm So Fully Packed.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

carrot glace

i love cottage cheese

after careful consideration the superhero tribunal must decline your application to be known as the "m-ass exploder"

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

I'm not fat, just big boned.

uncle phil

ok, top's got it...

i'm a sucker for LZ lyrics...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Thanks phil. Love them big ladies.

Give this a go....

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Xerxys

Ohh shit, I don't trust you that much ...

carrot glace

behind the scenes of m. night shamalan's new film, "Mulan: the Luchador"

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

Lets just say, Mrs. Cheng didn't react well after she thought her husband was cheating on her with his jiu-jitsu coach.

carrot glace

"hooray for lesbianism!" she screamed while leaping into her lovers arms

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

Parents fig:8 is the reason why you ignore the TV when the kids are watching WWE.

Jetée

Sands of Time Body Splash for the 1-2-3 win

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

suzy? suzy creamcheese? what's got inta ya?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

thirdsun

Woman Causes Others to Levitate by Clapping Her Hands

Gabbyness

Gertrude executes the patented "Flying Mennonite."

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One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

Tophat665

Winner tomorrow. Nice run so far. Going to be tough to choose.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Gabbyness

"If you love something, set it free."

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One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

Bear Cub

"I knew that the volleyball wrestling was a bad idea. I should have gone with the escaping bicycles class."

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

mykockle

We all agree that Wrestling is our favorite sport, but did we really have to out-do the rest of the red-stenciled athletes on the wall by affixing a giant creepy sculpture?