Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Gabbyness

"If this thing comes back as a zombie I'm going to be pissed."

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One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

carrot glace

gabby, i love zombies, how did you know?

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Jehu

{homer voice on}

DOE!

{homer voice off}
end;

Jetée

does that mean Gabbyness is the winner?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Punk.of.Ages

After being bitten by that radioactive spider, Mary just couldn't quite control her newfound strength...

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

carrot glace

its supposed to... but since he hasnt posted, it goes to tophat then

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Tophat665

Wait wait wait. Maybe you should PM him and let him know he won. I thought we were still running, but that you really like zombies.

BTW, here's a Zombie for you:

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

oh no, the zombies?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

I sent a pm to Gabbyness some days ago... if someone wants to take over, they can do so whenever... if not, I'll start this back up tomorrow.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Tophat665

Right-o, I'll take it, then (And thanks!):

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Dixy

Instead of standing on the ground and hitting someone with a chair.... Stand on a chair and hit someone to the ground?.

uncle phil

"...and then we'll go around the tree and through the hole..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

carrot glace

he made it to round 2 with the invisible bear, but no further

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Gabbyness

Sorry about that guys, I was out of the country!

As for this one:

"The cheerleading tryouts are a lot more aggressive this year . . ."

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One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

Tophat665

Uncle Phil wins this round.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

ok, here we go...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Shell

ROADTRIP FAIL:
Who's the drunk that thought the
lyrics were, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Road"???

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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

coldhands

Oh...the horror....

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Xerxys

Mother planted an IED on the roadside when she realized she couldn't ground our entire frat house.

carrot glace

ACME sent coyote the wrong package.. and thats how he finally beat the roadrunner

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Gabbyness

"Ice Road Truckers Gone Wild"

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One, two, three, four, fiiiiiiiifth.

Punk.of.Ages

*cue the music*

....Hallelujah! It's raining be-- OUCH!

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

uncle phil

right now there is a three-way tie for best caption, but you've got until sunday to really knock my socks off...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

carrot glace

the real tragedy; the "Natural Ice" truck was the only one to make it to town for superbowl sunday

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Shell

(reason for deletion of comment: i just watched the evening news and my caption is no longer humorous)

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..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

Jehu

Off the wagon?

uncle phil

ok, sorry i'm late...

xerxys wins!!!

you go, slavia...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

Xerxys!!!

Where are you???

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Xerxys

Be right back ...

OK!!



Go!

Tophat665

Every year, Jim-Bob's Christmas display gets earlier and stranger. This year, he managed to get two wise men to come from a-far.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

carrot glace

"did i turn off the iron?"

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys

BUMP!! Only two? Y'all have till Wednesday ...

Tophat665

Another routine Saturday at the R. J. Reynolds household.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

carrot glace

the fire started when their oldest, james, discovered the joy of lighting a fart.

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

guttercup

"Seriously Martha this is the last time..."

Xerxys

BUMP!! OK, till midnight's the time. So far two ties.

Tophat665

The joy and the problem with having a son is that he will forever try to go you one better.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi