Shell

...geez...driving for days through the desert, no gas stations, guzzlin' beer, pull over to take a leak...well, what'd you expect?

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Tophat665

Redneck Amphibious Assault.

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coldhands

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carrot glace

he wanted to go to the beach, and thought of an interesting short-cut...

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ottopilot

They apparently did not use galvanized steel while building the Yellow Submarine.

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Jehu

Go Tophat. I think my son will like the new term for his truck.

Tophat665

OK, so long as we're being Amphibious...

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fresnelly

Another day, another plague...

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coldhands

I'm thinking that tonight's dinner special is gonna be frogs legs.....

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-Werner Erhard

ottopilot

Tokyo's revenge on the Godzilla Clan.

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Shell

...a cloning experiment run by OctoMom

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carrot glace

what happens to sperm after a hundred years and a touch of radiation

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ottopilot

The real reason why Godzilla attacked Tokyo.

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Shell

...Alfred Hitchcock's sequel to The Birds

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TomSmith65

FROGGER 2009: The Ultimate Challenge

Tophat665

Good stuff all around. I'll make the call tomorrow.

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Jehu

As the news of a new French restaurant on the west side of town spread, the east bound migration grew to epic proportions.

Shell

...finding my Prince just got more difficult

(...are we allowed more than one try...sorry if not)
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Tophat665

Such great stuff. I really liked all of them and it's really hard to pick, but Jehu gets it by a flipper.

Go for it Jehu!

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Jehu

I'd of picked the Frogger one but...

Tophat665

I thought about that one. That, however, was pretty much what I had expected to see. And they were all very good. Yours, however, got an audible snort from me as i was reading them over, so that was the difference.

Caption:
Full Contact Clue turns DEADLY, Muuuuhhhahahaha!

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(Really liked the betta picture too.)

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Jetée

Wow, how do I not know of and miss upon a community known as "photo.net"? Thanks for the inadvertent referral.



My caption:

By the end of that chilling night, the sheer volume of vital fluid shed had all but blacked out the horror of what occurred.

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Jehu

I was hoping that I got that changed before anyone saw it. I have a better one from that shoot that I haven't finished processing yet. I'll use it next time. I've been thinking about using my Col. Mustard shot for some time.

carrot glace

the creators of Saw ruin/improve another game night

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carrot glace

just fyi; this becomes a completely different picture when thinking how phallic those pieces look

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Tophat665

Another:
Having slaughtered the guests, Colonel Mustard turned to the butler and asked, "Well, have you seen Polythene Pam?"
/ Such a mean old man.

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Gabbyness

(Thought bubbles from Col Mustard) . . . "Huh, I guess they do melt in your mouth AND in your hand . . ."

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Jehu

I was trying to decide between the Full Contact Clue and the Mean Mr. Mustard. Then I figured out that they're both from Tophat.
Go Top!

Tophat665

Danke schoen!

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uncle phil

"here i am, stuck in the middle with you..."

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Jehu

I'll finally get some respect from the other Knitkins once they see my trained beasts!

Gabbyness

It's behind us, isn't it?

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Shell

...my voodoo potion did this? well, what happens in the Bayou stays in the Bayou





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carrot glace

...watching you poop

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Jetée

In the narrative voice of a wildlife stalker:

Jolly show! As if badgers weren't dangerous enough devils as it is, a certain new species of the critters, Meles Akuilu, have taken up the ancient witchcraft practice of voodoo in order to better effectively maul humans when they would least expect it: when there isn't a visible badger within the current vicinty, and man seems at ease with his face and scrotum all but left unguarded, that is when these conniving bastards strike!

It is a truly rare spectacle to observe these beasts preparing for a supernatural attack.

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Tophat665

Carrot glace's makes me laugh audibly. Good ones all around again, but the veritable chuckle has to be the win. "Watching you Poop." Ha!

/ OK. Fine. I'm Juvenile. Get over it.

Take it away, Carrot Glace

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carrot glace

sweet! alright have a go at this

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Tophat665

When precious moments turn DEADLY!!!!!!

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uncle phil

"not everywhere, stupid lamb!!!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Later that evening, Mary had a little lamb. With mint jelly.

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