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Tophat665 · 03-19-2009, 06:57 AM

7 days today.
Naming a winner tomorrow.
Probably by rolling a 4 sided die.
Good stuff folks.

Tophat665 · 03-20-2009, 06:02 AM

OK, it's so hard to choose between them. Y'all came through with really good ones for a really tough pic. I am going to go with phil for the nostalgia factor.

Take it away, Phil!

uncle phil · 03-20-2009, 12:02 PM

/me bows...

gimme a little bit; i need to search the archives...

ok, ya gots a week or so...

fresnelly · 03-20-2009, 12:54 PM

Despite months of planning and preparations, the orgy was a fiasco.

Jehu · 03-20-2009, 02:41 PM

There are consequences for making fun of the boss after he makes his helmet out of a candy dish.

Tophat665 · 03-20-2009, 08:16 PM

Humanoid wave attacks on Barbarian Warriors, particularly those wearing a Viking tea service to protect their hair-do, can give one such a crick in the neck, as evidenced by the Grothmog, pictured in the lower left of the above picture.

coldhands · 03-21-2009, 04:54 AM

Grothmog still has not gotten the message that he needs to start using deoderant before going out to play with his friends.

Jetée · 03-24-2009, 06:34 PM

For missing yet another larping meeting, Gerald was ultimately relegated to the task of assuming the pivotal role of 'eviscerated peasant #4', who falls to the mighty blade of his weekly gardner & friend, Jerome, in turn 2.

uncle phil · 03-25-2009, 12:30 PM

c'mon, guys; there are more than five of you out there...

BogeyDope · 03-26-2009, 07:16 AM

This is an image in a textbook in the year 2020. The caption reads:

"Here we see the glorious President George W. Bush liberating Iraqi's from barbarian terrorist hordes back in 2003..."

fresnelly · 03-26-2009, 08:13 AM

Mrak just wasn't giving it his all since Karen left.

uncle phil · 03-30-2009, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jehu

There are consequences for making fun of the boss after he makes his helmet out of a candy dish.

best one in my mind...

you go, jehu...

Jehu · 03-30-2009, 06:28 AM

Try this one:
Picture deleted due to subject's apparent age. See post 457 for replacement.

Sorry 'bout the trouble. My bad.

coldhands · 03-30-2009, 08:25 AM

I've got my eye on you....

Tophat665 · 03-30-2009, 08:27 AM

Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's.
(Maybe want to go with a different picture, there.)

coldhands · 03-30-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's.
(Maybe want to go with a different picture, there.)

Good point. Photos of the underaged on any board are not a good idea.

Jehu · 03-30-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands

Good point. Photos of the underaged on any board are not a good idea.

I didn't think about that. Should I delete my post and start over?

Mods....?

---------- Post added at 09:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:40 AM ----------

I know the guy that took this one. He's over 18.

fresnelly · 03-30-2009, 11:48 AM

Has anyone seen my friend James? I haven't seen him in weeks. He was wearing a blue coat.

Tophat665 · 03-30-2009, 12:13 PM

See, Conservative humor can be funny too.

coldhands · 04-03-2009, 02:12 PM

"it's a bird, it's a plane..."

ring · 04-03-2009, 02:26 PM

a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction,
just before take off.

uncle phil · 04-03-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction,
just before take off.

took the saliva right out of my mouth...

Jehu · 04-05-2009, 05:10 PM

I agree with Uncle Phil...
Go Ring!

ring · 04-06-2009, 06:48 AM

have fun kiddies

Jehu · 04-06-2009, 07:29 AM

The english translation to this Chinese Theater production is "Blue Dress in the Oval Office."

Deltona Couple · 04-06-2009, 08:22 AM

"Can you hear the words that are coming out of my snout???"

Tophat665 · 04-06-2009, 08:52 AM

The newest version of DVD DRM is a bit sneakier that previous versions. Whereas the older version merely refused to play on an unauthorized machine, the new version makes subtle alterations to the film, as seen here in a pirated Chinese print of Ratatouille.

uncle phil · 04-07-2009, 12:10 PM

punch and judy get shanghai'd...

coldhands · 04-12-2009, 12:32 PM

oh my deer, he wants to pork you

coldhands · 04-21-2009, 10:03 AM

ring, ring....hello...

fresnelly · 04-21-2009, 10:42 AM

Worst. Opera. Ever.

ring · 04-21-2009, 12:12 PM

It is now Uncle Phil's turn.

go....

uncle phil · 04-21-2009, 12:20 PM

/me goes looking for something truly strange...

ok, here we go:

uncle phil · 04-23-2009, 11:27 AM

bump...

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

/me goes looking for something truly strange...

ok, here we go:

Tophat665 · 04-23-2009, 11:40 AM

Victorian Emo chicks were just a little different.

or

She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care.

ring · 04-23-2009, 12:09 PM

warm legs and warm eggs

carrot glace · 04-23-2009, 09:07 PM

the predecessor of the first chocobo

Jetée · 04-24-2009, 02:19 AM

Koo Koo Ka Choo, I don't need his fancy horse or buggy, for all I need is emu.

uncle phil · 04-30-2009, 02:18 AM

y'all got 'til friday afternoon...

Jehu · 04-30-2009, 08:24 AM

As the tycoon's young widow leaves the funeral...

"That's the vulture I was telling you about."

"This is an ostrich, not a vulture." says the widow.

"I was talking to the ostrich."

03-19-2009, 06:57 AM	#441 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	7 days today. Naming a winner tomorrow. Probably by rolling a 4 sided die. Good stuff folks. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-20-2009, 06:02 AM	#442 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	OK, it's so hard to choose between them. Y'all came through with really good ones for a really tough pic. I am going to go with phil for the nostalgia factor. Take it away, Phil! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-20-2009, 12:02 PM	#443 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me bows... gimme a little bit; i need to search the archives... ok, ya gots a week or so... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 03-20-2009 at 12:21 PM..

03-20-2009, 12:54 PM	#444 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Despite months of planning and preparations, the orgy was a fiasco. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

03-20-2009, 08:16 PM	#446 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Humanoid wave attacks on Barbarian Warriors, particularly those wearing a Viking tea service to protect their hair-do, can give one such a crick in the neck, as evidenced by the Grothmog, pictured in the lower left of the above picture. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-20-2009, 02:41 PM	#445 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	There are consequences for making fun of the boss after he makes his helmet out of a candy dish.

03-21-2009, 04:54 AM	#447 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	Grothmog still has not gotten the message that he needs to start using deoderant before going out to play with his friends. __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

03-24-2009, 06:34 PM	#448 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	For missing yet another larping meeting, Gerald was ultimately relegated to the task of assuming the pivotal role of 'eviscerated peasant #4', who falls to the mighty blade of his weekly gardner & friend, Jerome, in turn 2. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-25-2009, 12:30 PM	#449 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	c'mon, guys; there are more than five of you out there... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2009, 07:16 AM	#450 (permalink)
BogeyDope Crazy	This is an image in a textbook in the year 2020. The caption reads: "Here we see the glorious President George W. Bush liberating Iraqi's from barbarian terrorist hordes back in 2003..." __________________ Focus. Control. Conviction. Resolve. A true ace lacks none of these attributes. Nothing can deter you from the task at hand except your own fears. This is your sky.

03-26-2009, 08:13 AM	#451 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Mrak just wasn't giving it his all since Karen left. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

03-30-2009, 06:28 AM	#453 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	Try this one: Picture deleted due to subject's apparent age. See post 457 for replacement. Sorry 'bout the trouble. My bad. Last edited by Jehu; 03-30-2009 at 09:01 AM..

03-30-2009, 08:25 AM	#454 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	I've got my eye on you.... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

03-30-2009, 08:27 AM	#455 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's. (Maybe want to go with a different picture, there.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-30-2009, 11:48 AM	#458 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Has anyone seen my friend James? I haven't seen him in weeks. He was wearing a blue coat. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

04-06-2009, 06:48 AM	#464 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	have fun kiddies

03-30-2009, 12:13 PM	#459 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	See, Conservative humor can be funny too. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-03-2009, 02:12 PM	#460 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	"it's a bird, it's a plane..." __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

04-03-2009, 02:26 PM	#461 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction, just before take off.

04-05-2009, 05:10 PM	#463 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	I agree with Uncle Phil... Go Ring!

04-06-2009, 07:29 AM	#465 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	The english translation to this Chinese Theater production is "Blue Dress in the Oval Office."

04-06-2009, 08:22 AM	#466 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	"Can you hear the words that are coming out of my snout???" __________________ "It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison Last edited by Deltona Couple; 04-06-2009 at 08:25 AM..

04-06-2009, 08:52 AM	#467 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The newest version of DVD DRM is a bit sneakier that previous versions. Whereas the older version merely refused to play on an unauthorized machine, the new version makes subtle alterations to the film, as seen here in a pirated Chinese print of Ratatouille. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-07-2009, 12:10 PM	#468 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	punch and judy get shanghai'd... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-12-2009, 12:32 PM	#469 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	oh my deer, he wants to pork you __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

04-21-2009, 10:03 AM	#470 (permalink)
coldhands Addict Location: The next town over	ring, ring....hello... __________________ "All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference." -Werner Erhard

04-21-2009, 10:42 AM	#471 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Worst. Opera. Ever. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

04-21-2009, 12:12 PM	#472 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	It is now Uncle Phil's turn. go....

04-21-2009, 12:20 PM	#473 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me goes looking for something truly strange... ok, here we go: __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 04-23-2009 at 11:26 AM..

04-23-2009, 11:40 AM	#475 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Victorian Emo chicks were just a little different. or She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-23-2009, 12:09 PM	#476 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	warm legs and warm eggs

04-23-2009, 09:07 PM	#477 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	the predecessor of the first chocobo __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

04-24-2009, 02:19 AM	#478 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Koo Koo Ka Choo, I don't need his fancy horse or buggy, for all I need is emu. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

04-30-2009, 02:18 AM	#479 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	y'all got 'til friday afternoon... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-30-2009, 08:24 AM	#480 (permalink)
Jehu Upright Location: Reno	As the tycoon's young widow leaves the funeral... "That's the vulture I was telling you about." "This is an ostrich, not a vulture." says the widow. "I was talking to the ostrich."