uncle phil

c'mon, you can do it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

Hey Honey, lets play hide the perpendicular line!

or

Is this what they mean when people talk about lesbians and boxes?

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

"so i guess an invitation to 'box lunch at the Y' would be inappropriate..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I'd like to intervene and nominate Uncle Phil for this fine caption.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Jetée

Do we have a winner?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

i will humbly accept otto's nomination...

here goes...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

OK, lets just get this out of the way:
"Why so serious?"

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

fresnelly

"If you take that photo, I'll punch this girl in the face!"

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RetroGunslinger

"What the fuck is Carrot Top doing at Universal?"

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

spiderman

"I didn't say she was posing for pictures with the Joker, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

uncle phil

ok, y'all got 'til saturday early morning...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

Michael Jackson completes the metamorphosis.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

gardens

"When you said you'd pay me to take some pictures with you this is not what I had in mind"

uncle phil

we have a winner!!!

go for it, fresnelly...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

fresnelly

Difficulty: No "I crush your head!"

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Tophat665

I am so happy, my nipples are sticking out, like, this far.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

coldhands

Did you see that, the guys javolin was only this big....

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Willravel

"Go ahead any make Asian eyes, Spanish Olympic basketball team. I dare you. Here, I'll do it for you..."

hunnychile

Uncle Phil definitely wins this one!!!

Sorry a bit slow on the response for the Big Bird pic....oh well. My bad/

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speshul-k

Haha, loving it!!

fresnelly

The gold goes to Willravel, despite a .5 deduction for mispelling "and".

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Willravel

Okay dokey, locating a pic.... (editing)

Perfect:

ottopilot

Mom on her honeymoon.

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coldhands

A recent victim of a hazing incident that occured at the local nude beach returns to his hotel room.

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"All it takes to make a difference is the courage to stop proving 'I was right' in being unable to make a difference, to stop assigning cause for my inability to the circumstances outside myself, to be willing to have been that way, and to see that the fear of being a failure is a lot less important that the unique opportunity I have to make a difference."

-Werner Erhard

Tophat665

Somehow, Crompsin's "Madonna at the beach" Hallowe'en costume didn't go over as well as he thought it might.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jetée

Barrels and monkeys are never a favorful combination.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

fresnelly

Worst. Superhero. Ever.

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jewels

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

fresnelly

On her lawyer's advice, Billy's mum stayed up well past midnight writing apology letters to all of the birthday guests.

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Willravel

Okay this is totally it. Apology letters are pretty good, but it's the legal advice to make the letters that really put it over the edge.

Oh no, I hope this doesn't mean a Bush/Clinton thing!

fresnelly

Thanks! I started with something about the lower turnout at Billy's birthday party next year and then went through several iterations until the Laywer bit cinched it.

Next up:

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Tophat665

And that makes me a Saaad Panda...

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

inBOIL

Once again returning home empty-handed from a long day at the park, Larry started to wonder if he really was cut out to be a pedophile.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Tophat665

The Green Party Candidate is Pandering again.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

My 7 yr. old daughter made up a story about the Panda...

"The panda is weird. The End"

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FuriousAvatar

This panda bought balloons instead of flowers; further proof that pandas have difficulty courting and breeding in the wild, as well.

fresnelly

Nice bait and switch! Anyone who can actually make a funny pedophile joke gets my vote.

Take it away inBoil!

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inBOIL

Here ya go:

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

ottopilot

El Chupa Cobra is a Junky!

Yo quiero smack... mother-f*cker!

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo