Jetée

Alright, my friends. I have come up with a new Nonsense Game. Yay!
This game is fairly simple, but requires that you have a sharp mind, and an even sharper tongue. It involves funny(SFW, use your better judgment) pictures that are devoid of any text or commentary, so that they are open to interpretation. Then, those who see the picture will come up with a witty and clever caption that captures the hilarious essence of the photo.

As an example, say we have this lovely photo here:


Get the idea?

The person who originally posted the pic will decide who had the best caption for the photo, and then the winning poster will find their own funny picture for all to comment upon.
If someone should fail to choose a winner, or if the winner doesn't want to post a pic in the following three days after winning, then I will just pick up the slack and resume the game. A simple PM to me will work fine as well.

Got it? Good. Shall we start?

THIS IS. . .NAME...THAT...CAPTION!!!

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

hotzot

Polka or die!

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The Bully Boys are here!

Fly

you!!!!


you behind the bikeshed......stand still laddy.


if you don't eat your meat,you can't have any pudding.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

blue_eyes

Crank trips at Disneyland sucks...

Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company,
E-M-O,
Oh my life sucks.
F-A-G,
Gee I wish I was dead,
M-O-U-S-E!

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Be creative, invent a perversion

Sticky

Guy on the right thinking to himself: Thank god this idiot in the robot suit came by, now no one will notice my camel toe.

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Sticky The Stickman

Jetée

Alright, one week has gone by and a fair amount of participation has been posted.

It it is a start, and hopefully it will pick up in the coming rounds.

So without further delay, the winner of this round of Name...That...Caption is... hotzot!

I actually could not contain my boisterous laughter for several minutes thanks to that well-conceived phrase. Everyone else put in an honest effort, and they were good, but I favored the short-and-sweet one-liner from hotzot.
Congratulations on winning this round hotzot, and this means you are now in the hotseat to continue the next round by finding your own funny picture for us to evaluate and add comments. Your PM will be sent.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

hotzot

OK gang how about this one?

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The Bully Boys are here!

uncle phil

"Reporting live from Conjunction Junction..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SuesseSilke

"What? Bird flu?"

BBtB

"Hey buddy, yea come on... I know you can hear me... Don't just keep walking... I was a big star once but then came the tickle me elmo and ... "


Is double submiting legal?


"Nice sneakers... They are so red.. its like their alive"


"Roger, target has been neutarlized - Operation feathery banana is complete"


"Okay honey, I am on way, we have to get off this street though. Apparently the word of the day is rehab. Oh I will tell you when I get home. "

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Sticky

"Cleatus, that them there roadkill will feed us for weeks"

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Sticky The Stickman

Zooksport2

Honest mate. I wouldn't kid ya! Theres this bird see, just lying on the ground, her legs up in the air.... get over here, quick!

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dirtyrascal7

"Hank was blissfully unaware of the destruction his posterior toxins were causing... fueled by the Mega-Meat-Nachos he had consumed not but two hours prior."

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

Luciian

"stupid ostridge's think thier so cool..."

edit: "Little Johnny's not going to be so happy this season. Not only is the big guy unconscience for the festivities...he grabbed the wrong suite."

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i am ninja

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind." -Dr Seuss

mr_alleycat

Mr. Snuffy seems more than she can handle.
Call Paris!

uncle phil

ok, what's the half-life on this pic?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

Yeah, it would seem as though hotzot has taken a hiatus. I originally intended for the rounds to last from 5-7 days, all dependent on the number of responses.

Hmm, as much as I hate to bump hotzot off his pedestal, I think it best for the game to continue.

I personally found your caption, unclephil, to be the most strikingly-hilarious.




EDIT: Also, for those of you that have been inquiring, it is best to be fair when you submit a caption for each round, so try to limit yourself to one very good one; or at the very least, if you think of a better comment later, wait until someone else has posted before you try your luck with another caption. That is all.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

ok, here goes:

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

"I like to call this technique 'the snapper-trapper boogie', Oh Yeah!"

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Sticky

"once we finish this scene, that's it, I will never work with this reptile again"

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Sticky The Stickman

AJ13

Bloody Hell! You said you were post-op!

Luciian

"quit bitchin, I'll only last a few seconds.."

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i am ninja

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind." -Dr Seuss

Redlemon

C'mon, I can tell when you are faking it. That fake smile gives it away.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

uncle phil

i'll try to have a winner for you all by sunday night...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

still no winner, eh phil...

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

this would be our winner for this round...

you've got the "ball," Redlemon...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

Oh crap, I didn't expect to win. I was just adding something so that I'd see when there were new posts in this thread. I'll be back with a photo, however.


...ok, here's the best I can find on short notice. I don't really have much in the way of suitable photos for this contest, but...

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

uncle phil

"See, you can fit a square hole into a round peg..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

IT2002

Someday women will dominate as the most sought after content on the internet

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It doesn't even feel like whatever time it is.

lankrypt0

"Brenda, the worlds tiniest woman, inserting a standard 5.5 inch floppy into one of the two smallest personal computers in the world that were designed just for her!"

Sticky

"Oh yeah, I would prefer an 8 inch floppy over a 3.5 inch compact anyday"

Note: I am not sure how or why I stayed away from using the phrase "in my slot".

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Sticky The Stickman

Redlemon

I guess that's it for this round. Sorry again that my photo sucked. But you elevated yourselves to the task nonetheless.

The winner is IT2002, for "Someday women will dominate as the most sought after content on the internet". I don't know why that tickled my fancy, but it did.

Over to you!

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

IT2002

I'd like to thank the academy, but I won't.

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It doesn't even feel like whatever time it is.

uncle phil

red ex here...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

IT2002

What am I doing wrong? How can I upload it from my desktop?

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It doesn't even feel like whatever time it is.

Jetée

Use an image-hosting site that allows fullsize pics, like imagesocket.com or imagehaven.net, then upload it, copy the image address, and finally put in [IMG] tags here.

EDIT: did you want to use your original photo as it was when I followed the address:

Uploaded to supload.com, can you see it?


EDIT: do not use the supload...

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

IT2002

Airport security finally gets the tool it needs.



I give up. Someone else try.

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It doesn't even feel like whatever time it is.

Jetée

To do this once uploaded, click on the pic to show full-size, then right-click the photo and choose "copy image address". It should work, then all that remains is the [IMG] tags.

This is IT2002's photo:

photo vanished


EDIT: if you need to know how I did it, just hit quote under this post, or PM me. I is not that hard to do, but to find a good image-hosting site that allows fullsize pictures is a bit more difficult.

One more thing, if you have problems finding the image address of a picture, whether it is red-exed or not, in any browser, just right-click the pic, go to properties, and the address(url) should be there.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Luciian

"Delta pilot Hank Pym's video announcment of his buisness plan...to kill Kirk."

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i am ninja

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind." -Dr Seuss

uncle phil

"It was this, a wing, and a prayer..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.