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I choose carrot glace's lines. The woman looks like she is spoiled. :)
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That ain't dirt, it's make-up
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(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw.
I don't think she's right for the part. Back to the caption... Is this the way to the S&M party? or Anybody seen my turtle wax? |
Not Lynda Carter.
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I choose fremen, for the wax
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Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time.
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This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
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I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it.
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this is what happens when you eat too many happy-meals from mcdonalds
------------ worst superhero EVER ------------------------ thats EGGs... on YOUR FACE |
Goo Goo Ga Joob!
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i've... got... EGGS-RAY VISION!
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What an eggcellent view!
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"Is he still doing it?"
"Yes...don't look. It'll just encourage him." "At least this isn't as bad as when he had the hot dog last week." |
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Oh get ova yourself.
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I don't know why Larry's so friggin' ecstatic (play-on-word-worthy: 'egg-static') about his breakfast every single damn day - the yolk's on him - actually, the eggs are more often on him than on his plate. What a ham!
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they're all eggcellent, but I'll have to go with carrot's "eggs-ray vision".
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Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?
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Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation.
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"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love..." |
Uhoh, my thongue pierthing ith now thuck in youw eawwing.
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After the "double-dog-dare" Hiro finally gave in and found out that it's not true that your tongue will stick to a sleeping executive. It can, however, cause unemployment.
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TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces.
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Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors.
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Guy on the left: "OMG, that whistle did get really deep down there!"
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believe it or not...
-they're arguing over pokemon cards. -they're comparing breathmints. -the ref's also a dentist. -the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique. |
I see a little silhouetto of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO! |
I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me.
That was a blast from the past. Carrot wins this round. |
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When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her.
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Where's the teef???
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Man, that Whiskey sour was SOUR!
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How many rednecks does it take to find a set of dentures?
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