You know how I know you're a flag?

Jeff still can't get a date .. so again he's left with his hand on his coke.

"And the winner Isn't..."

I like Tophat here. Go top...

Michael Schumacher recovering after serious crash...

Not sure what to make of this. Let's see what ya'll come up with:
http://www.funny-potato.com/blog/wp-...odd-couple.jpg

The obvious...

And they called it monkey dove
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it monkey dove
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)
(this is not a monkey dove)
not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)

^^ Great song. :D

Monkeys successfully trained to spot bird flu

Is he asleep yet? My feet are going to sleep. Why in the world did I agree to babysit a monkey? I'm just a fricking bird!

Bagatelle, over to you.

Thanks, hope I'm doing this the right way...



http://timthethief.com/wp-content/up...ife-mother.png

"prince fucking charming, my ass!!!"

"I just hope Prince over there never realizes that this bald one in my left hand is Dopey's kid."

"Snow White-Charming: Longing for a few more poisoned apples."

I don't know if there's a time limit to this, but I now pick redlemon. :)

Bagatelle, the rules are totally arbitrary. The time limit is whenever you want it to end. Did you notice that I picked the bald one, because Dopey is bald?

Anyways...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...6148801-11.jpg

(A doublepost! Haven't done that in forever...)

The Bourne Creamery

"I never should've traded my coat for a lousy ice cream cone!"

Only on Lake Shore Drive in August...

When the hive mother is kidnapped, her million tiny offspring take wing to protect her.

Must...get...cone...out...of...snow...before...too...much...build-up!

This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?

You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.

many a husband can recognize a man on such a mission...

"Head and Shoulders, you failed me again..."

It's not all that funny. The fellow looks a bit like Matt Damon in the Bourne Movies, and the picture reminded me of more than a few scenes in the books where the titular character goes sprinting across a street with next to no resources and the bad guys closing in.

Since the book Titles are of the form "The Bourne X", where X = Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum, I figured "Creamery" would work. (All of Ludlum's books have titles like that to the point that MST3K made hay with it.)

The round is yours, take it away! (I did like the Bourne one after the explanation.)

Now that Aquaman's parents have kissed at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" ball, he won't disappear.

Did I say lobster? I meant Psychoactive TOAD... sorry 'bout dat.

a metaphor for marriage in here somewhere.

catch it, bind it, cook it, suck out its entrails and then, REPEAT.

You're sucking the wrong side, love. This curse needs to be lifted soon...

Picking a winner tomorrow.

And to Bagatelle for appealing to my prurient interests. Take it away!

Thanks. I learned a new word again - prurient.

I'll get back to choosing a new pic, when my head is less foggy due to flu.

Damn, she's got me by the short & curlies now...

My Preciousessssssssssss!

"hmmmm...thick or long, thick or long..."

"Can I hold 'em too?"---

---"How old are you, five?"
and that's how things went for the rest of their lives, the end.