^^ Couple? Really I have nothing ... can someone more creative get this ...

EDIT: I'll try ..

"Mike forgot to spike the punch, didn't he?"

I think he wanted more entrants than just us four guys.

Still, I thought, even though we only had a couple of members contributing to this round, I felt the originality and funny was better here than I noticed in the previous few pages.

oh yea, she's got a little captain in her

14" Invisible Cock

gotta go with the top...

you're up, buddy...

Sorry that took so long. Didn't check mail yesterday.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n...andchicken.jpg

How can this one be so hard for me? I have absolutely not one idea at the moment (other than the obvious pun).

I'll be back in a bit after I've let the photo's scenario stew.

"Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die..."

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Taxidermy cat dares you to pun.

"This cock thought he was going to do the riding!" "He even brought spurs." .... "Bishhh."

sylvester and tweetie bird

Why you should avoid naming your housepets after your wife or kids
 

"Hello?... I'd like a refund please..

Is funny, no one has even come close to what I expected the very first thing out of the blocks would be. I must be strange. (No no, don't everyone rush to reassure me.)

I'll leave it over the weekend and call it late Sunday or sometime Monday.

I need to make my response more short, I've noticed.

I tend to overthink them, and try to make up for that fact by creating what resembles paragraphs of info, when what is usually found under such photos is a cutline.

Shout outs to Phil for the video and Jehu for the good execution of the pun, but I have to go with inBOIL for getting all Meta on it.

Take it away, inBOIL.

/ BTW, what I thought was sure to show up: "He got a chicken to ride, and he don't care."

Wow. I thought Jehu and Jetee had me beat...
Caption this stern fellow:

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...s_1603824c.jpg

Dr. Meinzferger's new IUD design never caught on.

... And when they pulled me from the ruins of the hotel, they found this device clamped to my testicles...

"Follow me into the back room; I need to take a documentation photo of you for my records.
No, no. You don't need to fuss and put your pants back on -- it'll only take a few seconds."

Devices like this are used by addicts to make marijuana cigarettes called joints.

oh, this? i call it the... Lobotomizer!
*screaming ensues*
best gift EVER

"If anybody's interested, I'm going commando."

"ve haf vays to make you talk..."

And with this device, a stylish haircut is within the grasp of everyone, and I oughtta know. I used it this morning.

And the winner is:

Perhaps we should have sent fresnelly a pm?

Sorry Guys! I completely forgot about my post.

Next up:

https://workspace.novacentral.ca/sit...e-bus-1034.jpg

"Whaddya mean, 'Short Bus'?"

-man, growing up as a minority sucks-

and

-think this is bad? wait till ya get to middle school (highschool,etc.) it gets A LOT worse-

"hear no evil, speak no ev...

fuck it; just evil..."

Zod, Ursa, and Non: The Early Years.

Brilliant! :thumbsup:

I'm like it too! Winner = Tophat!

Thanks. If you go left to right, they really do look like Zod, Non, and Ursa. But as we pull away from Phantom Zone Middle School, let's not forget academic Athletics, so from the GIS files of "Hey, Watch This!", I present for your consideration:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/...7fa825e752.jpg

Have at it.

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Drat. Already captioned. Well, work with it if you like, or I'll come up with something else this evening.

[fabulous mode]Steve flipped over the World's biggest dildo!![/fabulous mode]
It was so big it needed four legs.

"ok, lemme know when one of you thinks he's gonna topple over, and i'll spot him..."

(in keeping with the "blind" caption thing...)

"You're right! There is a lot of gum stuck under here!"

Around and around he-- oh, no! He only achieved a 3/4 revolution. (His pesky legs got in the way, see?)