"Hey boy, I got your moosetache right here!"

mmm-marry me

Reality TV hit a new low with "Moose Whisperer"

Things got a little "hairy" at the kissing booth this year . . .

"Word on the street is 'dat you know where Palin is."

Ha!

Nice work everyone. I figured we'd get one Palin joke in there. :)

But Gabbyness' line made me laugh the most and tells a great story.

I also would have accepted "Ow, Ow, Ow..."

Thanks Fresnelly. This one I got may be a total winner or a complete loser, I can see it going either way. I, however, have much faith in the TFP.

Dear CIA,
Please review my resume'. I think I could contribute as a field operative. I've included a detailed account of infiltrating a wedding to deploy a parking brake disabler of my own design which, for this mission was disguised as a wedding gift.

Bastards almost got my sewing machine.

"leaping" randomly from body to body all the time, you'd get a little crazy too.

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

/got nothin

Ever since I told my father about my special love for my Singer, he's been trying to come between us, one way or the other.
Btw, I'm pretty handy with machinery. Just ask Singer.

"When they rubs the lotion on their skin, it's smooth sailin' for my Singer."

I gotta run outa town again, so I apologize for cutting this a little short.

This was a damn tough call, but I think I show my bias when I was laughing out loud at Xerxys' quick one-liner. Something about the short and sweet . . .

Take it away Xerxys, great round!

I'll steal his spot when I can next remember to...morrow.

Harrumph!!!

Alright, alright... I meant to steal Xerxys' spot earlier in order to not let this thread delay any further (and for sweet retribution! | said in this voice) but I, too, got delayed so much further than even I could imagine (I'm probably the worst procrastinator this side of the Suez Canal, so getting off track this much surprised me).

Anyway, no more boring details: new round starts this now, and goes until the end of your work week.

Have fun.
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"Fucking Gary....it's the last time he gets theater tickets!"
"With a title like "Cold Comfort Farm", you'd think there would be snow in it!!"

You bastard! ... Not the caption, Jetee.

OK then.

Um, got nothing! Fremen probably has this round.

EDIT: "So warm. I'm glad no one noticed.., yet. The smell of urine might tip them off though ..."

The Town's decision to balance the budget by significantly raising the taxes on polar bear food was well received by nearly all of the town residents.

Yeah, way to wait an entire a week when you actually do win, but I win, (which is very rare, suprisingly) you can't even wait 48 hours before claiming my round.

I'd love some more takers for this week's caption contest (well, 3 people in the first day is actually pretty good)

[Looks at pamphlet]

Oh, hell, it's how to "beat" your food cravings . . .

dress your stalker in one of these people friendly outfits. brought to you by
We-Follow-Y-O-U.com

Graham was stunned. How could the Anti-Bear amendment pass so easily?

or

Silly Bear. You don't need Weight Watchers!

or

Does a bear shit in the gym?

Last hurrah for any new entrants. This week's contest will come to a close sometime on Saturday.

Tony was good this week so we let him out of the attic.

Susan Boyle is so hard to fap to.....

Alright, as the week comes to a close, and through a tight race among several participants' entries, I'll have to give the honorable mention to fresnelly's "Anti-bear ammendment" caption, but the true winner was that of RedLemon's submittal:
Kudos, and good graces, RedLemon. The round is yours to helm now.

Thanks. I thought the polar bear looked so sad, in contrast to everyone applauding around him.

My son loves the Mario Brothers, so...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7915/91778104.jpg

♫ .. Come boy .. come boy, come here, dance with me ... ♫

make it HARD, make it Mike's

"And here from an alternate dimensional Earth, straight from Ninchippendale, are the Bros. of Funk themselves!" "Grandmaster Mario and MC Luigi!!"

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

The latest edition of Mario Party featured an unexpected easter egg: if the same character is selected more than once, they are relegated to playing sans overalls.

Not pictured above due to decency standards: Princess Peach and Donkey Kong.

Although generally considered funnier than Revenge of the Nerds III, 1996's follow up Revenge Of The Jocks was a flop at the box office.

Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

(Just looking at the gloves)

so the lady yells back, as she's leaving the party, "Call me back when more than two of you can handle me!!!"

In this universe the princess rescues the plumber.