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Fremen 01-05-2010 06:56 PM

"Hey boy, I got your moosetache right here!"

carrot glace 01-06-2010 02:20 AM

mmm-marry me

Jehu 01-06-2010 04:23 PM

Reality TV hit a new low with "Moose Whisperer"

Gabbyness 01-09-2010 04:14 AM

Things got a little "hairy" at the kissing booth this year . . .

Jetée 01-10-2010 06:50 PM

The Moose and the Man - a neighborhood tale of intrigue, longing, and social boundaries that not even love can surpass.

Jehu 01-11-2010 07:52 AM

"Word on the street is 'dat you know where Palin is."

fresnelly 01-11-2010 08:40 AM

Ha!

Nice work everyone. I figured we'd get one Palin joke in there. :)

But Gabbyness' line made me laugh the most and tells a great story.

I also would have accepted "Ow, Ow, Ow..."

Gabbyness 01-12-2010 03:45 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Thanks Fresnelly. This one I got may be a total winner or a complete loser, I can see it going either way. I, however, have much faith in the TFP.

Jehu 01-12-2010 08:00 AM

Dear CIA,
Please review my resume'. I think I could contribute as a field operative. I've included a detailed account of infiltrating a wedding to deploy a parking brake disabler of my own design which, for this mission was disguised as a wedding gift.

Jetée 01-12-2010 04:41 PM

When you need a new bride quickly (I recommend the Taiwan Mail-Order Catalog) because your previous one broke up with you
(Was it so wrong to throw an automated can opener in her general direction? It barely even made contact! Sheesh.)
and not let a perfectly good Wedding Reception at The Riviera go to waste, no to mention disappointing your family, again,
UPS had my back. Thanks a bundle, Brown. (Sorry about your driver, though.)

Xerxys 01-12-2010 06:50 PM

Bastards almost got my sewing machine.

carrot glace 01-12-2010 10:09 PM

"leaping" randomly from body to body all the time, you'd get a little crazy too.

fresnelly 01-13-2010 09:17 AM

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

/got nothin

Fremen 01-13-2010 08:30 PM

Ever since I told my father about my special love for my Singer, he's been trying to come between us, one way or the other.
Btw, I'm pretty handy with machinery. Just ask Singer.

ring 01-14-2010 12:15 PM

"When they rubs the lotion on their skin, it's smooth sailin' for my Singer."

Gabbyness 01-18-2010 12:36 AM

I gotta run outa town again, so I apologize for cutting this a little short.

This was a damn tough call, but I think I show my bias when I was laughing out loud at Xerxys' quick one-liner. Something about the short and sweet . . .

Take it away Xerxys, great round!

Jetée 01-19-2010 02:13 PM

I'll steal his spot when I can next remember to...morrow.

Gabbyness 01-20-2010 05:52 PM

Harrumph!!!

Jetée 01-24-2010 10:21 PM

Alright, alright... I meant to steal Xerxys' spot earlier in order to not let this thread delay any further (and for sweet retribution! | said in this voice) but I, too, got delayed so much further than even I could imagine (I'm probably the worst procrastinator this side of the Suez Canal, so getting off track this much surprised me).

Anyway, no more boring details: new round starts this now, and goes until the end of your work week.

Have fun.
http://i45.tinypic.com/fjhy1k.jpg

Fremen 01-25-2010 02:26 AM

"Fucking Gary....it's the last time he gets theater tickets!"
"With a title like "Cold Comfort Farm", you'd think there would be snow in it!!"

Xerxys 01-25-2010 03:29 AM

You bastard! ... Not the caption, Jetee.

OK then.

Um, got nothing! Fremen probably has this round.

EDIT: "So warm. I'm glad no one noticed.., yet. The smell of urine might tip them off though ..."

Redlemon 01-25-2010 07:04 AM

The Town's decision to balance the budget by significantly raising the taxes on polar bear food was well received by nearly all of the town residents.

Jetée 01-25-2010 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2751767)
You bastard! ... Not the caption, Jetee.

Yeah, way to wait an entire a week when you actually do win, but I win, (which is very rare, suprisingly) you can't even wait 48 hours before claiming my round.

I'd love some more takers for this week's caption contest (well, 3 people in the first day is actually pretty good)

Gabbyness 01-26-2010 12:59 AM

[Looks at pamphlet]

Oh, hell, it's how to "beat" your food cravings . . .

carrot glace 01-26-2010 10:53 PM

dress your stalker in one of these people friendly outfits. brought to you by
We-Follow-Y-O-U.com

fresnelly 01-27-2010 05:58 AM

Graham was stunned. How could the Anti-Bear amendment pass so easily?

or

Silly Bear. You don't need Weight Watchers!

or

Does a bear shit in the gym?

Jetée 01-29-2010 11:12 AM

Last hurrah for any new entrants. This week's contest will come to a close sometime on Saturday.

Xerxys 01-30-2010 12:16 PM

Tony was good this week so we let him out of the attic.

Fremen 01-30-2010 08:37 PM

Susan Boyle is so hard to fap to.....

Jetée 01-30-2010 10:25 PM

Alright, as the week comes to a close, and through a tight race among several participants' entries, I'll have to give the honorable mention to fresnelly's "Anti-bear ammendment" caption, but the true winner was that of RedLemon's submittal:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon (Post 2751812)
The Town's decision to balance the budget by significantly raising the taxes on polar bear food was well received by nearly all of the town residents.

Kudos, and good graces, RedLemon. The round is yours to helm now.

Redlemon 01-31-2010 07:43 AM

Thanks. I thought the polar bear looked so sad, in contrast to everyone applauding around him.

My son loves the Mario Brothers, so...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7915/91778104.jpg

Xerxys 01-31-2010 08:52 AM

♫ .. Come boy .. come boy, come here, dance with me ... ♫

carrot glace 01-31-2010 03:58 PM

make it HARD, make it Mike's

Fremen 01-31-2010 05:58 PM

"And here from an alternate dimensional Earth, straight from Ninchippendale, are the Bros. of Funk themselves!" "Grandmaster Mario and MC Luigi!!"

Jehu 02-01-2010 08:11 AM

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

Jetée 02-03-2010 01:24 PM

The latest edition of Mario Party featured an unexpected easter egg: if the same character is selected more than once, they are relegated to playing sans overalls.

Not pictured above due to decency standards: Princess Peach and Donkey Kong.

fresnelly 02-03-2010 01:50 PM

Although generally considered funnier than Revenge of the Nerds III, 1996's follow up Revenge Of The Jocks was a flop at the box office.

Sirensong12 02-03-2010 07:03 PM

Who's the leader of the club
that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

(Just looking at the gloves)

uncle phil 02-04-2010 04:17 AM

so the lady yells back, as she's leaving the party, "Call me back when more than two of you can handle me!!!"

Xerxys 02-04-2010 05:36 AM

In this universe the princess rescues the plumber.


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