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"honey, i know this ain't muskrat love but, what the fuck, let's give it a go..."
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Those are my nuts, bitch!
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The judges were left stunned by the quality of the participants in Dancing With The Stars' new animal category.
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Things got a bit ugly outside a recent Alvin and the Chipmonks concert at Madison Square Garden.
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Man, outstanding stuff so far. There are about 2 or 3 more I might expect to see post. If they do, and if y'all are OK, I'll call it then.
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You fight like a girl!
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Kentucky Blues..........
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This Round to Phil for the Captain and Tenielle reference. Good show. Runner up: Everybody else. Great round.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...reastgauge.jpg
well fuck me... seems photobucket didn't like that one... sorry, guys, i'll come up with another shortly... |
Our patented breast sizing ring confirms that this young lady is a "10"
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Wheel of Fortune, Next on Fox!
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Cynthia was beginning to doubt the Federal Breast Inspector's credibility.
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Lisa, like most people, always thought it was 'Random BREATH Test'.
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ok...here we go: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il1/Tits-1.jpg |
Apparently she didn't read the label that warned "not exceed 35 lbs per square inch."
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I'm udderly speechless at the moment.
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You only love me for my legs, don't you?
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sorry going with my second post... if thats ok
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The resort's most popular nature walk is "The Trees of Brazil".
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CAUTION: Do not remove protective tree support! Crushing damage may result in severe injury or fatality!
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deadline: sunday night...
i'll pick a winner monday afternoon... keep those captions comin'... |
the rubbing tree granted this girl power over men!
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sorry i'm late, people...
the winner: Quote:
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Ooh, i missed the deadline? I was going to say "I'm not that front heavy, I can stand upright"
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Since I was about 2 1/2 months late for my winning repartee, I suppose we can see if The Faba still wants to claim his win over the previous round.
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"wait'll you have to COUNT these cold, dead fingers..."
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"I call it Vera"
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Now give me some fucking kibble! |
You'll get my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead body....
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OK, this one instead:
"Yes, General, we have specially trained a group of commandos to seek out and neutralize Richard Gere. This is one of them." |
"Stuart Little, do you know where your kids are tonight?"
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I also would have accepted "I'll give you my gun when you take it from my tiny cold, dead hands!" or Agent Hammy "Tiny Bear" Hamster always gets his man |
Thanks! Try this one out for size:
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Carl refused to admit he had a drinking problem.
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self-inflicted alzheimers, by osmosis.
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it's the real thing...
in the back of your mind... what you're hoping to find... |
Diet Coke's new add campaign, "sticks to your head, not to your hips."
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