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things that exist
I got this idea from a friend who filled a notebook with random things that exist. To get things started:
elbow macaroni voodoo dolls existentialism prepare to stop signs add your own :) |
computers
bacon pocket lint those manufacturing stickers on your car window |
inspected by___ tags
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me of course!
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Here's a tricky one...Iraqi dictators?? I'll save the rest for the war forum....
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crackers
televisions shoes candles trees rocks |
speakers
cock rings the letter q rugs vaginas titties |
newspapers
leather garments champagne bed linen photographs swimming gogles paintings |
oh, and...
mirrors candles diaries and calculators |
catholics
protistants muslims mormons buddists jews vendors who specialize in hot dogs |
thumbtacks
mangos cannibalism |
belly button lint
swiss army knives those plastic windown on envelopes |
Hip-Hop
Dildos Chrome Wisdom |
Food
Video Games Soda Alcohol Boxes of Nail 3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies |
back scratchers
toe nail clippers mustache wax scented douche (but not flavored) big yellow ceramic piggy banks flashlights |
snakes...
snails... puppy dog tails... |
Giant Billboards with Pam Anderson naked climbing on a shoe
A cow Chick-fil-a's Ohio |
Trees
Rocks Water Clouds People |
chia-pets
porno BEER shoelaces piercings assholes crossing guards |
prove it!
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wheat thins
Maury Povich books garbage lions, and tigers, and bears...oh my! |
thoughts
dreams ideals love All are very real. |
oral sex
anal sex tit sex 3 somes |
rhubarb
silly putty mud amoeba ferns hula-hoops |
visors
fanny packs wallpaper borders chair rails and my favorite... porch swings |
mad scientists
evil clowns toothless dentists prostitutes who don't need the money |
doohickeys
whatchamacallits thingamajigs apparatus But NOT blinker fluid pumps :) |
call me dumb...... but i don't get it.
what are we supposed to think of? |
remote controls,
cable modems, lame ducks, red herrings, |
Long Cool Woman
Hey Joe Kid Charlamagne Ice |
No I've never seen any of these things, these are all made up:
a digital clock that somebody forgot to set that reads 7:58 right. . .NOW A wrinkled blue leisure suit with yellow polka-dots that smells like hemp and Hai-Karate A caribou skull that's the home for a family of beetles A patch of grass that spells out a word only from random chance |
sweat glands...
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A (American) football stadium whose grass died in a pattern identical to that of the face on the Shroud of Turin.
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Distilled spirits
5 1/4 inch floppy disks Bell Jet Ranger helicopters Azalia bushes Sweedish meatballs Guppies |
croissants...
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Spider gears
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stud finders
tiki torches ant farms suzyQ's trophies binder clips (tried to pick objects that are not only random but also unrelated) |
DVDs
LDs CDs Cassettes LPs 8 tracks(do they still)? |
78s
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