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Old 04-20-2003, 07:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Greater Vancouver
things that exist

I got this idea from a friend who filled a notebook with random things that exist. To get things started:

elbow macaroni
voodoo dolls
existentialism
prepare to stop signs

add your own
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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computers
bacon
pocket lint
those manufacturing stickers on your car window
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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inspected by___ tags
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
Think about it
 
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me of course!
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
 
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Here's a tricky one...Iraqi dictators?? I'll save the rest for the war forum....
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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crackers
televisions
shoes
candles
trees
rocks
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Columbia Falls, MT
speakers
cock rings
the letter q
rugs
vaginas
titties
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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newspapers
leather garments
champagne
bed linen
photographs
swimming gogles
paintings
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
oh, and...

mirrors
candles
diaries
and
calculators
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Paradise
catholics
protistants
muslims
mormons
buddists
jews
vendors who specialize in hot dogs
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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thumbtacks
mangos
cannibalism
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-Carl Sagan
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
belly button lint
swiss army knives
those plastic windown on envelopes
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
Here
 
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Hip-Hop
Dildos
Chrome
Wisdom
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: IN, USA
Food
Video Games
Soda
Alcohol
Boxes of Nail
3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:06 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
back scratchers
toe nail clippers
mustache wax
scented douche (but not flavored)
big yellow ceramic piggy banks
flashlights
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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snakes...
snails...
puppy dog tails...
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
green
 
Giant Billboards with Pam Anderson naked climbing on a shoe

A cow

Chick-fil-a's

Ohio
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: home
Trees

Rocks

Water

Clouds

People
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:12 AM   #19 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
chia-pets
porno
BEER
shoelaces
piercings
assholes
crossing guards
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Ireland
prove it!
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:25 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
wheat thins
Maury Povich
books
garbage
lions, and tigers, and bears...oh my!
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:35 AM   #22 (permalink)
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thoughts
dreams
ideals
love

All are very real.
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Detroit
oral sex
anal sex
tit sex
3 somes
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
There's someone in my head, but its not me
 
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rhubarb
silly putty
mud
amoeba
ferns
hula-hoops
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:49 PM   #25 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: Midwest
visors
fanny packs
wallpaper borders
chair rails

and my favorite... porch swings
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:17 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
mad scientists

evil clowns

toothless dentists

prostitutes who don't need the money
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:22 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
doohickeys

whatchamacallits

thingamajigs

apparatus

But NOT blinker fluid pumps
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:21 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: right behind you...
call me dumb...... but i don't get it.

what are we supposed to think of?
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:25 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Texas!
remote controls,
cable modems,
lame ducks,
red herrings,
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Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander

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Old 04-22-2003, 11:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
Long Cool Woman
Hey Joe
Kid Charlamagne
Ice
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:33 AM   #31 (permalink)
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No I've never seen any of these things, these are all made up:

a digital clock that somebody forgot to set that reads 7:58 right. . .NOW
A wrinkled blue leisure suit with yellow polka-dots that smells like hemp and Hai-Karate
A caribou skull that's the home for a family of beetles
A patch of grass that spells out a word only from random chance
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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sweat glands...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:28 AM   #33 (permalink)
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The sky calls to us ...
 
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A (American) football stadium whose grass died in a pattern identical to that of the face on the Shroud of Turin.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:37 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Distilled spirits
5 1/4 inch floppy disks
Bell Jet Ranger helicopters
Azalia bushes
Sweedish meatballs
Guppies
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:43 AM   #35 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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croissants...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:04 AM   #36 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Spider gears
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:33 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:56 AM   #38 (permalink)
Transfer Agent
 
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Location: NYC
stud finders

tiki torches

ant farms

suzyQ's

trophies

binder clips

(tried to pick objects that are not only random but also unrelated)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:15 AM   #39 (permalink)
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DVDs
LDs
CDs
Cassettes
LPs
8 tracks(do they still)?
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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78s
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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