Gonads and Strife.

silly ideals
wrong-headed delusions
wishful thinking
self-serving platitudes

Icy mountain lakes
Warm southern lakes
Massive continental rivers
Dried up creek beds
Oreo cookies
teeth
hula dolls that stick on the dashboard
microphones
belts
pennies
fish sticks
glue
koozies

Aretha Franklin's Vagina

clues
shoes
booze
news
moose
emu

aluminium cans
tissues
lampshades
shotglasses
cointreau
telescopes
venetian blinds
MONKEYS!

teenage mutant ninja turtles...

Moronic internet arguements.
Cheese doodles
Seinfeld reruns
Homophobic nazis

vacuums
emptiness
absence
the void

Slow Children At Play signs

Any ideas what to do with all of these things eventually? Do you have an end goal in sight, Janie?

maybe you could make a story with all of these things in them. It would be a strange story, but probably very interesting.

then gotta have...


PIZZA...