If TFP ruled the country - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Ballzor · 04-11-2007, 03:37 PM

more, how do you think the TFP administration would handle things?

Personally I think after the mass murders and genocide ended, the economy would probably stabalize and we would go down in history as half decent.

But who would fill the cabinet?

I suppose Halx would be president, but who would be his VP?

Personally I feel Commander Nibbles would make an exellent 2nd in charge, everybody knows those rape allegations we're bullshit.

Dilbert1234567 · 04-11-2007, 06:42 PM

yeah we all know that bunny came on to Giant Hamburger.

my votes goes for ShaniFaye for the director of corporal punishment

connyosis · 04-12-2007, 04:16 AM

ustwo as the iraq^H^H^H tfp information minister

debaser · 04-13-2007, 09:55 AM

I suggest we be an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We'd take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2007, 10:21 AM

I nominate Sharon for Prurience Monitor.

Sion · 04-13-2007, 02:19 PM

but will we see the violence inherent in the system?

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2007, 03:09 PM

(heh) not unless you desire it.

I nominate silent_jay for Devil's Advocate.

Sion · 04-13-2007, 03:42 PM

Help! I'm bein repressed.

You saw him repressing me, didn't you?

streak_56 · 04-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Halx- President
Analog- Vice
Shaifaye- Judicial
Sweetpea- Educational
Averett/Clavus- Entertainment
Bobby- Finances

debaser · 04-13-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

Help! I'm bein repressed.

You saw him repressing me, didn't you?

Bloody peasant!

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2007, 08:41 PM

If TFP was in charge of a country Monty Python's humor would have less to do with it.
For Secretary of State: mixedmedia.

Sion · 04-13-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debaser

Bloody peasant!

You see?!? You see what I'm on about...?

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2007, 09:29 PM

"The Lady of the Lake..."

"Look, mate, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.....if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Bill O Rights must be the Attorney General.

hunnychile · 04-15-2007, 11:49 AM

Total YES to Bill of Rights being the Attorney General. Damn, he would be great in that job!

Bobby needs a better job than mere Finance. Although for us here at TFP -he definitely keeps our coffer full I think/would guess...

Charlatan · 04-21-2007, 07:45 AM

flyman for minister of agriculture

Sion · 04-21-2007, 10:31 AM

I volunteer to be Minister of Boobies.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-07-2007, 04:20 PM

You mean those seabirds with the blue feet?

If Tilted Forum ran "a" country it would be more loving and giving and wholesome than anything we have managed so far.

04-11-2007, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	yeah we all know that bunny came on to Giant Hamburger. my votes goes for ShaniFaye for the director of corporal punishment __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen Last edited by Dilbert1234567; 04-11-2007 at 06:44 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

04-12-2007, 04:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
connyosis Psycho Location: Sweden - Land of the sodomite damned	ustwo as the iraq^H^H^H tfp information minister __________________ If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

04-13-2007, 09:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	I suggest we be an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We'd take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major... __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

04-13-2007, 10:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I nominate Sharon for Prurience Monitor. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-13-2007, 02:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	but will we see the violence inherent in the system? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-13-2007, 03:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(heh) not unless you desire it. I nominate silent_jay for Devil's Advocate. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-13-2007, 03:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Help! I'm bein repressed. You saw him repressing me, didn't you? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-13-2007, 06:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Halx- President Analog- Vice Shaifaye- Judicial Sweetpea- Educational Averett/Clavus- Entertainment Bobby- Finances

04-13-2007, 08:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	If TFP was in charge of a country Monty Python's humor would have less to do with it. For Secretary of State: mixedmedia. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-13-2007, 09:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	"The Lady of the Lake..." "Look, mate, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.....if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" Bill O Rights must be the Attorney General. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-15-2007, 11:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Total YES to Bill of Rights being the Attorney General. Damn, he would be great in that job! Bobby needs a better job than mere Finance. Although for us here at TFP -he definitely keeps our coffer full I think/would guess... __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB Last edited by hunnychile; 04-15-2007 at 11:51 AM..

04-21-2007, 07:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman for minister of agriculture __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

04-21-2007, 10:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I volunteer to be Minister of Boobies. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

05-07-2007, 04:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You mean those seabirds with the blue feet? If Tilted Forum ran "a" country it would be more loving and giving and wholesome than anything we have managed so far. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT