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Old 04-07-2007, 04:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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peeing standing up

I like to pee standing up.
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Old 04-07-2007, 04:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thank you for sharing...
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Do you like it that way?
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Old 04-08-2007, 03:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i live in the boonies...........i pee standing.


.........outside
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Old 04-08-2007, 03:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Gruff, Mr. T-esque voice: I piss on the fool.
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Old 04-08-2007, 05:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i am a man. the world is my toilet.

pissing anywhere, standing up, is great.
but mind you don't do it into the wind.
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Old 04-08-2007, 05:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Peeing is immensely pleasurable if you've had to hold it for awhile.

This thread is bizarre.
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Old 04-08-2007, 06:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I like to pee sitting... that way I don't have to wake up fully or worry about my aim.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Charlie dude...........it takes practice man.


listen for the sounds.


keep it straight.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2007, 10:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I prefer pissing to peeing. Pissing is something men do.
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I often pee sitting down...coz I'm lazy.
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Old 04-09-2007, 09:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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And doctors say Urinating. As long as you're standing.
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think the same word's used sitting down.

If I had to squat, there might be a little problem, noxious weeds and all.
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i am a man. the world is my toilet.

pissing anywhere, standing up, is great.
but mind you don't do it into the wind.

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Old 04-11-2007, 03:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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pee = piss
piss = angry
angry ≠ pee



What the hell is going on?

Does it make sense to say, "I am so pissed off, I had to pee?"
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Mixing tenses makes no sense.

-gotta go take a leak!
I think I'll try it standing on my head...
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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pee = piss
piss = angry
angry ≠ pee



What the hell is going on?

Does it make sense to say, "I am so pissed off, I had to pee?"

I have a good friend that lives in the UK, when she is drunk, she calls it being "pissed" instead of wasted, trashed, drunk... So

pissed = pee would make more sense? haha
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:02 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Those crazy British.

"I'm going to take a pissed?"

My head just exploded.
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Old 04-13-2007, 09:28 AM   #20 (permalink)
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i love to pee off of the dock at our cabin.


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Old 04-13-2007, 02:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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(with apologies to Otis Redding)


Pissing off the dock of the bay...
Watching my pee roll away...
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Man Sion you get mad props for that. And you too fly....
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Old 04-13-2007, 11:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You're pissing in my pocket, surely...
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Old 04-14-2007, 03:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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ahahaha....flyman's gotta get rid of all that coors lite somewhere.....



standing up here too, but almost fell over. bad scene that woulda been........




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Old 04-14-2007, 04:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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did you get any on your shoes joe?
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Old 04-14-2007, 04:57 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I woulda if i'd been wearing any.....
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Old 04-14-2007, 05:14 AM   #27 (permalink)
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you and your fucking sandals.


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Old 04-14-2007, 05:51 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Bizarre has gone into overdrive - ROTF!

Gravity always works.
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Old 04-14-2007, 06:43 AM   #29 (permalink)
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gravity sucks.



that's why it's so easy to pee standing.
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Old 04-14-2007, 07:19 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I think pissing into a vacuum is a joy that most can not even begin to comprehend.
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:41 AM   #31 (permalink)
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i actually like to attach the vaccum to the end of my................


oh never mind.
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Old 04-14-2007, 09:15 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Fly isn't that the side of your house?
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Old 04-14-2007, 10:57 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
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gravity sucks.



that's why it's so easy to pee standing.


Gravity is not just a good idea...Dammit it's the LAW!
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Old 04-14-2007, 11:21 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Fly isn't that the side of your house?


he ain't got the balls to come around these parts and do that.


but if he did.........we'd drink a shitload of Guinness and piss on everything.



yup.
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Old 04-14-2007, 11:56 AM   #35 (permalink)
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but the question is....would he piss on you if you were on fire?
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Old 04-14-2007, 06:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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but if he did.........we'd drink a shitload of Guinness and piss on everything.
Damn right! Well, at least i'd drink the Guinnys. He'd probably hit the Coors lite pretty hard.



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but the question is....would he piss on you if you were on fire?
It'd take a lot less then him being on fire, Sion........
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:55 AM   #37 (permalink)
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hey joe...............













.......bite me.

















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Old 04-15-2007, 11:21 AM   #38 (permalink)
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/me zips up his pants and heads home...
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Old 04-15-2007, 11:48 AM   #39 (permalink)
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wait uncle phil, didn't you save any for the flyman...........
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Old 04-17-2007, 08:57 AM   #40 (permalink)
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he has a bit more cooth that you joe.
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