peeing standing up
 

I like to pee standing up.

thank you for sharing...

Do you like it that way?

i live in the boonies...........i pee standing.


.........outside

Gruff, Mr. T-esque voice: I piss on the fool.

i am a man. the world is my toilet.

pissing anywhere, standing up, is great.
but mind you don't do it into the wind.

Peeing is immensely pleasurable if you've had to hold it for awhile.

This thread is bizarre.

I like to pee sitting... that way I don't have to wake up fully or worry about my aim.

Charlie dude...........it takes practice man.


listen for the sounds.


keep it straight.

"I have both a urinal and a sink in my bathroom, but I can't figure out why I need both."

-Penn Gillete

I prefer pissing to peeing. Pissing is something men do.

I often pee sitting down...coz I'm lazy.

And doctors say Urinating. As long as you're standing.

I think the same word's used sitting down.

If I had to squat, there might be a little problem, noxious weeds and all.

R. Kelly approves of this thread.

pee = piss
piss = angry
angry ≠ pee



What the hell is going on?

Does it make sense to say, "I am so pissed off, I had to pee?"

Mixing tenses makes no sense.

-gotta go take a leak!
I think I'll try it standing on my head...

I have a good friend that lives in the UK, when she is drunk, she calls it being "pissed" instead of wasted, trashed, drunk... So

pissed = pee would make more sense? haha

Those crazy British.

"I'm going to take a pissed?"

My head just exploded.

i love to pee off of the dock at our cabin.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1176485164

(with apologies to Otis Redding)


Pissing off the dock of the bay...
Watching my pee roll away...

Man Sion you get mad props for that. And you too fly....

You're pissing in my pocket, surely...

ahahaha....flyman's gotta get rid of all that coors lite somewhere.....:thumbsup:



standing up here too, but almost fell over. bad scene that woulda been........




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1176551598

did you get any on your shoes joe?

I woulda if i'd been wearing any.....:lol:

you and your fucking sandals.


:D

Bizarre has gone into overdrive - ROTF!

Gravity always works.

gravity sucks.



that's why it's so easy to pee standing.

I think pissing into a vacuum is a joy that most can not even begin to comprehend.

i actually like to attach the vaccum to the end of my................


oh never mind.

Fly isn't that the side of your house?

Gravity is not just a good idea...Dammit it's the LAW!

he ain't got the balls to come around these parts and do that.


but if he did.........we'd drink a shitload of Guinness and piss on everything.



yup.

but the question is....would he piss on you if you were on fire?

Damn right! Well, at least i'd drink the Guinnys. He'd probably hit the Coors lite pretty hard.



It'd take a lot less then him being on fire, Sion........:lol:

hey joe...............













.......bite me.

















*bastard*

/me zips up his pants and heads home...

wait uncle phil, didn't you save any for the flyman...........:confused:

he has a bit more cooth that you joe.