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peeing standing up
I like to pee standing up.
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thank you for sharing...
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Do you like it that way?
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i live in the boonies...........i pee standing.
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Gruff, Mr. T-esque voice: I piss on the fool.
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i am a man. the world is my toilet.
pissing anywhere, standing up, is great. but mind you don't do it into the wind. |
Peeing is immensely pleasurable if you've had to hold it for awhile.
This thread is bizarre. |
I like to pee sitting... that way I don't have to wake up fully or worry about my aim.
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Charlie dude...........it takes practice man.
listen for the sounds. keep it straight. |
"I have both a urinal and a sink in my bathroom, but I can't figure out why I need both."
-Penn Gillete |
I prefer pissing to peeing. Pissing is something men do.
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I often pee sitting down...coz I'm lazy.
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And doctors say Urinating. As long as you're standing.
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I think the same word's used sitting down.
If I had to squat, there might be a little problem, noxious weeds and all. |
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R. Kelly approves of this thread. |
pee = piss
piss = angry angry ≠ pee What the hell is going on? Does it make sense to say, "I am so pissed off, I had to pee?" |
Mixing tenses makes no sense.
-gotta go take a leak! I think I'll try it standing on my head... |
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I have a good friend that lives in the UK, when she is drunk, she calls it being "pissed" instead of wasted, trashed, drunk... So pissed = pee would make more sense? haha |
Those crazy British.
"I'm going to take a pissed?" My head just exploded. |
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(with apologies to Otis Redding)
Pissing off the dock of the bay... Watching my pee roll away... |
Man Sion you get mad props for that. And you too fly....
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You're pissing in my pocket, surely...
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ahahaha....flyman's gotta get rid of all that coors lite somewhere.....:thumbsup:
standing up here too, but almost fell over. bad scene that woulda been........ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1176551598 |
did you get any on your shoes joe?
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I woulda if i'd been wearing any.....:lol:
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you and your fucking sandals.
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Bizarre has gone into overdrive - ROTF!
Gravity always works. |
gravity sucks.
that's why it's so easy to pee standing. |
I think pissing into a vacuum is a joy that most can not even begin to comprehend.
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i actually like to attach the vaccum to the end of my................
oh never mind. |
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Gravity is not just a good idea...Dammit it's the LAW! |
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he ain't got the balls to come around these parts and do that. but if he did.........we'd drink a shitload of Guinness and piss on everything. yup. |
but the question is....would he piss on you if you were on fire?
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hey joe...............
.......bite me. *bastard* |
/me zips up his pants and heads home...
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wait uncle phil, didn't you save any for the flyman...........:confused:
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he has a bit more cooth that you joe.
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