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Minx · 07-18-2003, 01:36 AM

heh heh heh....looks like rat is feeling no pain at the moment!

Just don't throw up in the hot tub!

MacGnG · 07-18-2003, 08:43 AM

haha rat just dont fall into the pool.... drunk rat in the pool would b bad lol

G_Whiz · 07-19-2003, 01:39 PM

I've been over in the shrubs, reading journals. I see that Plummie has 'puter problems.

Minx, we may need a new IT.

For now, I'd like a burger and a cold beer.

rat · 07-19-2003, 01:51 PM

damn. sweated out the alcohol, and did all my puking (hour and a half worth at a mates) in the toilet. it's all a damn lie. cramming an entire pizza into yourself, then twofisting beers for an hour or two is NOT a good way to prevent hunger.

MacGnG · 07-19-2003, 02:32 PM

rat, lol sounds like u had fun tho.
ima chill, out of the pool with a heineken

grumpyolddude · 07-19-2003, 04:02 PM

Moderation, rat. You can get just as drunk in three hours as you can in two. And as for the pizza? Chew and swallow, chew and swallow.

One of Minx's fabulous steaks and a frosty microbrew will settle you right down!

ForgottenKnight · 07-19-2003, 04:51 PM

Agreed. One should always take time to enjoy their drinks.

NiceGuy hops out of the hot tub, goes to the bar, cuts a fresh lemon, rings some glasses with salt, mixes some frozen Margaritas, and then serves them while singing Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville." (feel free to sing with me!)

Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake,
All of those tourists covered with oil,
Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing,
Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.

Chorus:

Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season,
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo,
But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie,
How it got here I haven't a clue.

(chorus)

Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home,
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render,
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

(chorus)

Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
And I know it's my own damn fault."

Minx · 07-20-2003, 09:44 AM

Great song NiceGuy!
GW I think you are right - if Plummie is having computer troubles (damn modern technology anyways) I guess I'll have to pick someone new.
Hmmm...let's get rat - he's moving a little slower than usual it looks like!

Plummie · 07-20-2003, 10:30 AM

*BURSTS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND JUMPS INTO THE POOL!*

I am heeeeere!

Tags G_Whiz at the bottom of the pool. You're It!!!!

*swims away frantically*

G_Whiz · 07-20-2003, 11:17 AM

Wahoo, Plummie's back.. Hope your computer probs are solved.

Now, I need to stalk my latest victim...

grumpyolddude seems to be moving slow enough. **G_Whiz slaps grumpyolddude on the top of the head **

You're IT 'dude.

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 11:55 AM

Ow! **startled out of his light doze** Whutwuzzat? Grrrrr. I'll find who did that. The one with Grecian Formula on your hand!

I'm IT, eh? Watch out! I'm quicker than I look, especially in the water! MacGng seems distracted by that pretty green bottle. **slips underwater, swims up behind MacGnG and slaps him in the fuzzy warbles**

** levitates from the pool to a spot near the bar** I'll take a tall one, NiceGuy... whatever's on tap, thanks. BTW... MacG is IT!!!

G_Whiz · 07-20-2003, 12:11 PM

Nice. 3 quickly executed tags.

OK, barkeep, how about another Red Tail Ale. The fun is beginning.

Minx · 07-20-2003, 04:29 PM

Holy cow just when we thought all was lost.....*poof* Plummie turns up! Yeh!
Now it's just a matter of dodging and weaving Mac!

Sorry NiceGuy, you aren't it after all....but I'll take another drink if you're mixing up something good.

ForgottenKnight · 07-20-2003, 06:25 PM

NiceGuy serves tap beers for those wanting beer. He proceeds to pull out some chilled wine glasses. He mixes 1 oz. Dubonnet, 1 oz. Dry Vermouth, 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth, and 1 oz. Orange juice with ice in a shaker, and pours it into one of the glasses. He repeats this process several times until all of the chilled glasses are full. NiceGuy puts these on a cart and wheels it out to the hot tub. On the way he gives Minx a "Soul Kiss." When he reaches the hot tub, he passes out the "Soul Kiss" drinks and sits back to relax.

MacGnG · 07-20-2003, 07:12 PM

I B it. who should i tag?
i'm gonna tag bondage girl for getting me addicted to minigolf

bondagegirl · 07-20-2003, 07:45 PM

LOL fine I see how it is! I find ya cool game and you have to rub it in my face...just because it's a little addicting.
Well I'm glad to see plummie's back!

So where is everyone? In the pool still? Oh wait I just read... the hot tub! ooh does that sound, hurt my ankle pretty bad yesterday, it'll be nice to soak it! *slides into the hot tub with everyone* AAAAWWWW

ok ok ok ok back to tag... Well can I bring a friend? I'm going to have to tag BermuDa! Give him a little pinch and spank with it too!

Hey bartender can I get a screwdriver my friend and I here?
Btw, that was a Soul kiss drink you made? Never heard of it... do you know where the name came from? can I try one too?

ForgottenKnight · 07-21-2003, 12:17 PM

NiceGuy gives bondagegirl and her friend a couple of a Soul kiss drinks and tells her that using a google search he found http://www.mixed-drink.com for all his drink directions.

bender · 07-21-2003, 02:21 PM

Well I thought that I would just stick my noise in here and see how the game of tag is going and all I see is people hanging out in the pool and hot tub.
After giving it some thought I think that this is greatest game of tag ever.

MacGnG · 07-21-2003, 08:16 PM

yea this is best game of tag

Minx · 07-21-2003, 10:20 PM

Hmmmm....thanks for the drink NiceGuy, never had the pleasure of one of these before.
Hot tub looks full....I think I'll do lazy laps in the pool for a bit.

mirevolver · 07-22-2003, 12:07 AM

What are you talking about? There's plenty room in the hot tub.

*Pushes into the person next to me so a seat can open up.

bondagegirl · 07-22-2003, 02:20 AM

OK so I don't think BermuDa is wanting to play, so... hmm

while mirevolver is distracted by the beautiful minx, I'll have to tag him on the back of the head!!! HAHA you're it mirevolver!!
*scampers away while laughing maniacally*

Hey minx I think you and I would make a good team! hehe

Minx · 07-22-2003, 05:39 AM

Of course we would bondagegirl!
Mind you, the poor guys would be distracted by our charms!

MacGnG · 07-22-2003, 05:49 AM

Ah charms, ok thats what they are callin em these days.....

G_Whiz · 07-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Minx, I've been distracted by your charms for a while.

BTW, welcome bondagegirl. I don't think we've been properly introduced.

Now, what is happening with the food? Do we still have the assortment going? I could really use some BBQ ribs.

petergriffin24 · 07-22-2003, 10:02 AM

Minx · 07-22-2003, 11:57 AM

Okay okay sorry GW.....you want ribs - you got them! Just gotta drag myself out of the pool (try to dodge and weave mirevolver so he doesn't get me) and we'll throw some on the bbq just for you!

mirevolver · 07-22-2003, 12:40 PM

What?! Dammit, I hate it when I don't get my memos (PMs)

Hmmm, seems bad things always happen to me when I'm distracted by a beautiful woman.

Anyway, while G_Whiz is salivating over the ribs on the bbq, I sneak up and tag him. Then dive into the pool.

G_Whiz, you're it.

MacGnG · 07-22-2003, 07:09 PM

minx, i could go for some bbq

and something to drink from our great bartender.
thanx

G_Whiz · 07-22-2003, 08:49 PM

Caught with sticky fingers. But, ummmmm, those are good ribs.

*G_Whiz looks around to see who's not watching... He runs up and puts a saucy handprint in the middle of Minx's back*

TAG, you're IT, babe!!!

MacGnG · 07-22-2003, 11:42 PM

she made you ribs and you tag her, what kinda thanks is that? lol

G_Whiz · 07-23-2003, 07:14 AM

It's known as 5th grade love. If you ever watched a group of 5th grade boys and girls, the guys are always hitting the girls to show that they care.

Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving.

Really, Minxie, I wuv you.

(But you are still IT)

rat · 07-23-2003, 09:05 AM

*grabs a rack of ribs to toss back with his brew, and keeps chillin off to the side for a while*

Damn these are good.

Minx · 07-23-2003, 09:17 AM

GW...are you gonna come wash my back for me now that you've gotten me all sticky?

I know.....I'll just jump into the pool to wash it off! Ah ha....I see mirevolver is the only other person in the pool...well well let's just see if I can sneakily swim up and nab him

Mirevolver...you hunky creature...you are it!

mirevolver · 07-23-2003, 01:05 PM

First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me?

While Rat is munching down on the ribs, I sneak up behind him and plant a tag on the back of his head. Then run into the bushes to hide.

Rat, You're it.

G_Whiz · 07-23-2003, 01:08 PM

Minx, I'll wash your back anytime you want.

For now, I need another beer. I wonder if the bartender has any Taddy Porter. I haven't had that in a while.

MacGnG · 07-23-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving.

either that or she was in the hot tub and the pool too much.

Minx · 07-23-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me?

Maybe it's your dashing good looks and quick wit.

*sigh....well it seems as if bondagegirl and I are too much for him to handle!
I'll have to find someone else to tease....heh heh heh.....ohhhh Mac.....GW.....where are you?!

G_Whiz · 07-23-2003, 02:57 PM

Right here, Minx. I was about to retire into the shrubbery again. Care to join me???

Of course, if you have a better idea, I'm all ears.

Fly · 07-23-2003, 04:37 PM

Mac is too busy puffin' one right now....he'll be with us all shortly.

(atta boy Mac)

07-18-2003, 01:36 AM	#401 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	heh heh heh....looks like rat is feeling no pain at the moment! Just don't throw up in the hot tub! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-19-2003, 01:39 PM	#403 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	I've been over in the shrubs, reading journals. I see that Plummie has 'puter problems. Minx, we may need a new IT. For now, I'd like a burger and a cold beer. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-19-2003, 02:32 PM	#405 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	rat, lol sounds like u had fun tho. ima chill, out of the pool with a heineken Last edited by MacGnG; 07-19-2003 at 02:34 PM..

07-19-2003, 04:02 PM	#406 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Moderation, rat. You can get just as drunk in three hours as you can in two. And as for the pizza? Chew and swallow, chew and swallow. One of Minx's fabulous steaks and a frosty microbrew will settle you right down! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-19-2003, 04:51 PM	#407 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Agreed. One should always take time to enjoy their drinks. NiceGuy hops out of the hot tub, goes to the bar, cuts a fresh lemon, rings some glasses with salt, mixes some frozen Margaritas, and then serves them while singing Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville." (feel free to sing with me!) Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake, All of those tourists covered with oil, Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing, Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil. Chorus: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season, With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo, But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, How it got here I haven't a clue. (chorus) Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home, But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render, That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. (chorus) Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own damn fault." __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

07-18-2003, 08:43 AM	#402 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	haha rat just dont fall into the pool.... drunk rat in the pool would b bad lol

07-20-2003, 09:44 AM	#408 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Great song NiceGuy! GW I think you are right - if Plummie is having computer troubles (damn modern technology anyways) I guess I'll have to pick someone new. Hmmm...let's get rat - he's moving a little slower than usual it looks like! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-20-2003, 10:30 AM	#409 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	BURSTS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND JUMPS INTO THE POOL! I am heeeeere! Tags G_Whiz at the bottom of the pool. You're It!!!! swims away frantically __________________ Kim

07-20-2003, 11:17 AM	#410 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Wahoo, Plummie's back.. Hope your computer probs are solved. Now, I need to stalk my latest victim... grumpyolddude seems to be moving slow enough. G_Whiz slaps grumpyolddude on the top of the head You're IT 'dude. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-20-2003, 11:55 AM	#411 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Ow! startled out of his light doze Whutwuzzat? Grrrrr. I'll find who did that. The one with Grecian Formula on your hand! I'm IT, eh? Watch out! I'm quicker than I look, especially in the water! MacGng seems distracted by that pretty green bottle. slips underwater, swims up behind MacGnG and slaps him in the fuzzy warbles levitates from the pool to a spot near the bar I'll take a tall one, NiceGuy... whatever's on tap, thanks. BTW... MacG is IT!!! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-20-2003, 12:11 PM	#412 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Nice. 3 quickly executed tags. OK, barkeep, how about another Red Tail Ale. The fun is beginning. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-20-2003, 04:29 PM	#413 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Holy cow just when we thought all was lost.....poof Plummie turns up! Yeh! Now it's just a matter of dodging and weaving Mac! Sorry NiceGuy, you aren't it after all....but I'll take another drink if you're mixing up something good. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-20-2003, 06:25 PM	#414 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	NiceGuy serves tap beers for those wanting beer. He proceeds to pull out some chilled wine glasses. He mixes 1 oz. Dubonnet, 1 oz. Dry Vermouth, 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth, and 1 oz. Orange juice with ice in a shaker, and pours it into one of the glasses. He repeats this process several times until all of the chilled glasses are full. NiceGuy puts these on a cart and wheels it out to the hot tub. On the way he gives Minx a "Soul Kiss." When he reaches the hot tub, he passes out the "Soul Kiss" drinks and sits back to relax. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

07-20-2003, 07:12 PM	#415 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	I B it. who should i tag? i'm gonna tag bondage girl for getting me addicted to minigolf

07-20-2003, 07:45 PM	#416 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	LOL fine I see how it is! I find ya cool game and you have to rub it in my face...just because it's a little addicting. Well I'm glad to see plummie's back! So where is everyone? In the pool still? Oh wait I just read... the hot tub! ooh does that sound, hurt my ankle pretty bad yesterday, it'll be nice to soak it! slides into the hot tub with everyone AAAAWWWW ok ok ok ok back to tag... Well can I bring a friend? I'm going to have to tag BermuDa! Give him a little pinch and spank with it too! Hey bartender can I get a screwdriver my friend and I here? Btw, that was a Soul kiss drink you made? Never heard of it... do you know where the name came from? can I try one too? __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

07-22-2003, 10:02 AM	#426 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	tag

07-21-2003, 12:17 PM	#417 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	NiceGuy gives bondagegirl and her friend a couple of a Soul kiss drinks and tells her that using a google search he found http://www.mixed-drink.com for all his drink directions. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

07-21-2003, 02:21 PM	#418 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Well I thought that I would just stick my noise in here and see how the game of tag is going and all I see is people hanging out in the pool and hot tub. After giving it some thought I think that this is greatest game of tag ever.

07-21-2003, 08:16 PM	#419 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	yea this is best game of tag

07-21-2003, 10:20 PM	#420 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Hmmmm....thanks for the drink NiceGuy, never had the pleasure of one of these before. Hot tub looks full....I think I'll do lazy laps in the pool for a bit. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-22-2003, 12:07 AM	#421 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	What are you talking about? There's plenty room in the hot tub. *Pushes into the person next to me so a seat can open up. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-22-2003, 02:20 AM	#422 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	OK so I don't think BermuDa is wanting to play, so... hmm while mirevolver is distracted by the beautiful minx, I'll have to tag him on the back of the head!!! HAHA you're it mirevolver!! scampers away while laughing maniacally Hey minx I think you and I would make a good team! hehe __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today." Last edited by bondagegirl; 07-22-2003 at 02:22 AM..

07-22-2003, 05:39 AM	#423 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Of course we would bondagegirl! Mind you, the poor guys would be distracted by our charms! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-22-2003, 05:49 AM	#424 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	Ah charms, ok thats what they are callin em these days.....

07-22-2003, 09:56 AM	#425 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Minx, I've been distracted by your charms for a while. BTW, welcome bondagegirl. I don't think we've been properly introduced. Now, what is happening with the food? Do we still have the assortment going? I could really use some BBQ ribs. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-22-2003, 11:57 AM	#427 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Okay okay sorry GW.....you want ribs - you got them! Just gotta drag myself out of the pool (try to dodge and weave mirevolver so he doesn't get me) and we'll throw some on the bbq just for you! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-22-2003, 12:40 PM	#428 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	What?! Dammit, I hate it when I don't get my memos (PMs) Hmmm, seems bad things always happen to me when I'm distracted by a beautiful woman. Anyway, while G_Whiz is salivating over the ribs on the bbq, I sneak up and tag him. Then dive into the pool. G_Whiz, you're it. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions. Last edited by mirevolver; 07-22-2003 at 12:43 PM..

07-22-2003, 07:09 PM	#429 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	minx, i could go for some bbq and something to drink from our great bartender. thanx

07-22-2003, 08:49 PM	#430 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Caught with sticky fingers. But, ummmmm, those are good ribs. G_Whiz looks around to see who's not watching... He runs up and puts a saucy handprint in the middle of Minx's back TAG, you're IT, babe!!! __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-22-2003, 11:42 PM	#431 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	she made you ribs and you tag her, what kinda thanks is that? lol

07-23-2003, 07:14 AM	#432 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	It's known as 5th grade love. If you ever watched a group of 5th grade boys and girls, the guys are always hitting the girls to show that they care. Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving. Really, Minxie, I wuv you. (But you are still IT) __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-23-2003, 09:17 AM	#434 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	GW...are you gonna come wash my back for me now that you've gotten me all sticky? I know.....I'll just jump into the pool to wash it off! Ah ha....I see mirevolver is the only other person in the pool...well well let's just see if I can sneakily swim up and nab him Mirevolver...you hunky creature...you are it! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-23-2003, 01:05 PM	#435 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me? While Rat is munching down on the ribs, I sneak up behind him and plant a tag on the back of his head. Then run into the bushes to hide. Rat, You're it. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-23-2003, 01:08 PM	#436 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Minx, I'll wash your back anytime you want. For now, I need another beer. I wonder if the bartender has any Taddy Porter. I haven't had that in a while. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-23-2003, 02:57 PM	#439 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Right here, Minx. I was about to retire into the shrubbery again. Care to join me??? Of course, if you have a better idea, I'm all ears. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-23-2003, 04:37 PM	#440 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Mac is too busy puffin' one right now....he'll be with us all shortly. (atta boy Mac) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios