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Old 09-24-2003, 05:32 PM   #801 (permalink)
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mirevolver, you're cute

Hey NiceGuy, have any hard cider at that lovely bar of yours?
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:25 PM   #802 (permalink)
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Hard Cider comming right up!
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Old 09-25-2003, 03:23 AM   #803 (permalink)
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So, I believe that downward spiral is IT??? right??? OK Its morning where I am at right now...so I guess I'll need some Orange juice to drink.... MR. NiceGuy.... I'd like a screwdriver Please! Can I run a tab here???
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Old 09-25-2003, 08:39 AM   #804 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by GSRIDER
I would like to freestlye a poem for minx.

Minx
Minx
Minx
she
drinks
drinks
drinks
I watch her play
all through the day
she jumps and skips
and my heart trips
what more can I say

Awwww....that's so nice of you to make up a poem for little ol' me GS! Hey....newcomers! How nice! Make yourselves at home and oh yes, watch out for Downward Spiral (whom I don't think is going to come out to play honestly!).
Hey Midlandmadman no tabs necessary - it's all on the house!
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Old 09-25-2003, 09:41 AM   #805 (permalink)
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:Hey Midlandmadman no tabs necessary - it's all on the house!



Sweet!!!!!!!! make mine a double then!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-25-2003, 03:29 PM   #806 (permalink)
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NiceGuy mixes a double screwdriver for Midlandmadman....

....one shot two shots three shots four.....

Here you go!
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:05 PM   #807 (permalink)
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holy christ... this page hasn't moved since yesterday.

I guess I'm going to have to heat things up by doing a strip tease.

Miestro... some music please.
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:10 PM   #808 (permalink)
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Don't worry, i'm sure downwardspiral will tag someone soon . . . RIGHT?
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:16 PM   #809 (permalink)
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No, no. GS... Leave 'em on, leave 'em on.

You start that stuff and the ladies just get so demanding. I'd rather be a little more subtle. You know, like strip poker or strip Twister.
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:17 PM   #810 (permalink)
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holding skivvies in hand.

huh, I can't hear you!!!!

does anyone have some oil?
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:33 PM   #811 (permalink)
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I come prepared! Oh and please.....GS.....continue with your dance!
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:38 PM   #812 (permalink)
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holy christ... this page hasn't moved since yesterday.

I guess I'm going to have to heat things up by doing a strip tease.

Miestro... some music please.

ive seen enough ass shaking from you in the last week or two to last a life time!!!lol
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:41 PM   #813 (permalink)
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ladies and gentlemen of the nude tag game, I present to you SLIMM: nieghbor, bar fly, music lover and friend of I GSRIDER. let it be known now that if he offends anyone of you you have my direct permission to slap his ass silly.

Thanks for the oil minx... ohhh it's even warm.

I'm gonna need some help spreading it over my back.... any volenteers?
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:00 PM   #814 (permalink)
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Damn, I knew that you would set off Minx.

Now I guess that I have to join in. Here, someone hold my boxers.

OK GS, pass the oil.
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:13 PM   #815 (permalink)
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what did i just stumble into anyway?

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ladies and gentlemen of the nude tag game, I present to you SLIMM: nieghbor, bar fly, music lover and friend of I GSRIDER. let it be known now that if he offends anyone of you you have my direct permission to slap his ass silly.

Thanks for the oil minx... ohhh it's even warm.

I'm gonna need some help spreading it over my back.... any volenteers?
talk of getting gsrider all greased up?!?!?
am i the only one who finds this arousing!?

i will say im sorry in advance,i have been known to offend every now and then! but i blame gsrider,he is the one who has corrupted me!
 
Old 09-26-2003, 02:14 PM   #816 (permalink)
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NiceGuy prepairs for a rush of drink orders. He then clears off the bar.

Right up here! DJ start the music!
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:19 PM   #817 (permalink)
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It seems because of the actions of GS, us men in the tag game are going to have to put on a production of, "The full monty."

Minx, Angel, Averett and all the ladies of the TFP should all gather round the stage and...hey where did that stage come from anyway? Oh well.

Niceguy, get out from begind the bar we need as many men as possible to keep the ladies from rioting.
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:32 PM   #818 (permalink)
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It seems because of the actions of GS, us men in the tag game are going to have to put on a production of, "The full monty."
GS loves to get naked........especialy with other men!
i love to get naked..........especially with GS!
 
Old 09-26-2003, 07:48 PM   #819 (permalink)
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Now now, this is just to show the lovelys of the TFp that WE MEN are secure. And if parading some greek god like bodies around this thread makes the wimminz happy.... well then I'm happy.

Sure, I'm naked right now.
Sure, I'm slick as slick something saying
Sure i have a bowl of grapes ready to drop into the mouth of minx or any of female persuasion.

Is this what i want on my resume... maybe not.
But would i reget missing the chance to dance and feed grapes to some betties. Damn right i would.

so here's to nude tag and oil rub.

turn up the music and

one KICK TURN
two KICK TURN
thrust thrust
turn
KICK

come on everybody.
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:02 PM   #820 (permalink)
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"From the darkness of my bottomless pit I tag Mr. Spacemonkey and run away back into the darkness."
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:05 PM   #821 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, no complaining about the length of time it took me to tag someone. I just had to stop the stripteases.
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Old 09-26-2003, 09:19 PM   #822 (permalink)
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The Spacemonkey scratches his head not realising what just happened . . . "Oh i've been taged."

Mr. Spacemonkey sees a man stripping and tags him. "You're it GStrider."
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:15 PM   #823 (permalink)
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Wow! I think Spacemonkey just set a record for the fastest tag! Wadda ya think Minx? I'd say a drink on the house is in order at the least. Well Niceguy...think up a good trophy drink and serve it up compliments of me!
Cheers!
*Angel slips into the hot tub for a little relaxation*
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Old 09-27-2003, 08:22 AM   #824 (permalink)
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the POWER is MINE again.

/me breaks from the chorus line.

Lets out a primal scream!!!!!!

Some people here a bit to comfortable... all this lounging around. this is a game of hunter and the hunted....

Runs for the hot tub.

Leaps from about five feet away, cutting through the air like a cannon ball my oiled up body hits the water without even a splash.

/me reaches out for the first bit of flesh I can find. I grab hold and bring it in close.

/me emerges from beneath the water with angel's leg in my hand.

TAG....
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:27 AM   #825 (permalink)
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Oh my, glad I shaved my legs before slipping into the hot tub!
*climbs out of tub all slippery and dripping wet*
Hey! Where is everybody? They must be lurking around here somewhere!
Ah, that's it! Lurk.....it must be a sign! *hears twilight zone music*
I go running through the woods and come out into a comfortable yard where lazily swaying in a hammock is a cute little thing. I sneak up beside her and tap her on her shoulder...
TAG Lurkette...YOU ARE IT!!!!!
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Old 09-27-2003, 01:06 PM   #826 (permalink)
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ANGEL!!!!! You're back. Good to see you again.

Wanta slip into the hot tub again? All this naked dancing has tired me out.
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Old 09-27-2003, 01:50 PM   #827 (permalink)
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And it is good to be back!

You betcha, I'll slip into the hot tub again.

Will you pull the splinters I got in my tender feet from running through the woods in search of Lurkette?
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Old 09-27-2003, 04:58 PM   #828 (permalink)
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Of course, Angel dear. Can't have you hobbled by those nasty splinters.

As you can see, things have continued on. But you were missed.

Now, where is Minx. We can all rub each other's backs while we lounge in the hot tub.
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Old 09-27-2003, 04:59 PM   #829 (permalink)
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Aw, and I was so comfy in that hammock, too. *pout*

Well, I guess I have to get up some time.

/me lurks through the woods till I sneak up on...

Bill O'Rights! and give him a goose on the tush and run away giggling.

You're it!!!!
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:44 PM   #830 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Wow! I think Spacemonkey just set a record for the fastest tag! Wadda ya think Minx? I'd say a drink on the house is in order at the least. Well Niceguy...think up a good trophy drink and serve it up compliments of me!
Cheers!
Agreed! Here's a "Miami Vice" for Spacemonkey!

"Miami Vice

1 1/2 oz. White Tequila
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur
1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice
Schwepps Bitter Lemon
Maraschino Cherry
Mint Leaves
Mix all ingredients except bitter lemon, cherry, and mint with cracked ice in a shaker or blender and pour into chilled cooler glass with several ice cubes. Top with Schweppes bitter lemon. Garnish with cherry and mint leaves."

Enjoy!
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:00 PM   #831 (permalink)
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NiceGuy mixes a round of frozen margaritas and takes them with him to the hot tub.

Time to sit back and relax!
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:10 PM   #832 (permalink)
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i vote to have someone help me throw niceguy into the pool!

mind you, after someone gets the margaritas out of his hands.
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:16 PM   #833 (permalink)
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I agree Niceguy does need to be thrown into the pool.
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:21 PM   #834 (permalink)
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i like you already..... on the count of three!
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:25 PM   #835 (permalink)
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*Grabs drinks from Niceguy and grabs onto an arm.

Ready One...Two...
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:28 PM   #836 (permalink)
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THREE! and i push BOTH OF YOU in! (insert evil laughter here!!!)
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:47 PM   #837 (permalink)
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NiceGuy sets down his margarita at the edge of the hot tub after taking another sip. He closes his eyes and relaxes...

Just then he's grabbed by a couple of hands, swiftly pulled out of the hot tub, dragged a few feet, and while being thrown into the pool grabs his attackers and pulls them in with him!

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
*SPLASH!**All three go in!*
"COLD! COLD! COLD!"
*shiver* *shiver* *shiver*

Why are there blocks of ice floating in the pool?
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:49 PM   #838 (permalink)
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damn you, youre not so nice anymore mr. niceguy.
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:55 PM   #839 (permalink)
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What? It was just self defense!

NiceGuy helps the others out of the pool and into the hot tub, hands them margaritas, and then gets in himself.
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Old 09-28-2003, 09:55 AM   #840 (permalink)
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This hot tub is getting crowded. Now, no fighting in here.
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