09-25-2003, 03:23 AM | #803 (permalink) |
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So, I believe that downward spiral is IT??? right??? OK Its morning where I am at right now...so I guess I'll need some Orange juice to drink.... MR. NiceGuy.... I'd like a screwdriver Please! Can I run a tab here???
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09-25-2003, 08:39 AM | #804 (permalink) | |
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Awwww....that's so nice of you to make up a poem for little ol' me GS! Hey....newcomers! How nice! Make yourselves at home and oh yes, watch out for Downward Spiral (whom I don't think is going to come out to play honestly!). Hey Midlandmadman no tabs necessary - it's all on the house!
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09-26-2003, 12:10 PM | #808 (permalink) |
Wake up
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Don't worry, i'm sure downwardspiral will tag someone soon . . . RIGHT?
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09-26-2003, 12:16 PM | #809 (permalink) |
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No, no. GS... Leave 'em on, leave 'em on.
You start that stuff and the ladies just get so demanding. I'd rather be a little more subtle. You know, like strip poker or strip Twister.
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09-26-2003, 12:38 PM | #812 (permalink) | |
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ive seen enough ass shaking from you in the last week or two to last a life time!!!lol NO MORE ASS SHAKING FOR YOU! |
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09-26-2003, 12:41 PM | #813 (permalink) |
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Location: Out of my mind
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ladies and gentlemen of the nude tag game, I present to you SLIMM: nieghbor, bar fly, music lover and friend of I GSRIDER. let it be known now that if he offends anyone of you you have my direct permission to slap his ass silly.
Thanks for the oil minx... ohhh it's even warm. I'm gonna need some help spreading it over my back.... any volenteers?
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09-26-2003, 02:13 PM | #815 (permalink) | |
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what did i just stumble into anyway?
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am i the only one who finds this arousing!? i will say im sorry in advance,i have been known to offend every now and then! but i blame gsrider,he is the one who has corrupted me! |
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09-26-2003, 02:19 PM | #817 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
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It seems because of the actions of GS, us men in the tag game are going to have to put on a production of, "The full monty."
Minx, Angel, Averett and all the ladies of the TFP should all gather round the stage and...hey where did that stage come from anyway? Oh well. Niceguy, get out from begind the bar we need as many men as possible to keep the ladies from rioting.
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09-26-2003, 02:32 PM | #818 (permalink) | |
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09-26-2003, 07:48 PM | #819 (permalink) |
spurt king
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Now now, this is just to show the lovelys of the TFp that WE MEN are secure. And if parading some greek god like bodies around this thread makes the wimminz happy.... well then I'm happy.
Sure, I'm naked right now. Sure, I'm slick as slick something saying Sure i have a bowl of grapes ready to drop into the mouth of minx or any of female persuasion. Is this what i want on my resume... maybe not. But would i reget missing the chance to dance and feed grapes to some betties. Damn right i would. so here's to nude tag and oil rub. turn up the music and one KICK TURN two KICK TURN thrust thrust turn KICK come on everybody.
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09-26-2003, 09:02 PM | #820 (permalink) |
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"From the darkness of my bottomless pit I tag Mr. Spacemonkey and run away back into the darkness."
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09-26-2003, 09:05 PM | #821 (permalink) |
The Funeral of Hearts
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Oh yeah, no complaining about the length of time it took me to tag someone. I just had to stop the stripteases.
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09-26-2003, 09:19 PM | #822 (permalink) |
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The Spacemonkey scratches his head not realising what just happened . . . "Oh i've been taged."
Mr. Spacemonkey sees a man stripping and tags him. "You're it GStrider."
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09-26-2003, 11:15 PM | #823 (permalink) |
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Wow! I think Spacemonkey just set a record for the fastest tag! Wadda ya think Minx? I'd say a drink on the house is in order at the least. Well Niceguy...think up a good trophy drink and serve it up compliments of me!
Cheers! *Angel slips into the hot tub for a little relaxation*
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09-27-2003, 08:22 AM | #824 (permalink) |
spurt king
Location: Out of my mind
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the POWER is MINE again.
/me breaks from the chorus line. Lets out a primal scream!!!!!! Some people here a bit to comfortable... all this lounging around. this is a game of hunter and the hunted.... Runs for the hot tub. Leaps from about five feet away, cutting through the air like a cannon ball my oiled up body hits the water without even a splash. /me reaches out for the first bit of flesh I can find. I grab hold and bring it in close. /me emerges from beneath the water with angel's leg in my hand. TAG....
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09-27-2003, 10:27 AM | #825 (permalink) |
Naughty Just Right
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Oh my, glad I shaved my legs before slipping into the hot tub!
*climbs out of tub all slippery and dripping wet* Hey! Where is everybody? They must be lurking around here somewhere! Ah, that's it! Lurk.....it must be a sign! *hears twilight zone music* I go running through the woods and come out into a comfortable yard where lazily swaying in a hammock is a cute little thing. I sneak up beside her and tap her on her shoulder... TAG Lurkette...YOU ARE IT!!!!!
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09-27-2003, 01:50 PM | #827 (permalink) |
Naughty Just Right
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And it is good to be back!
You betcha, I'll slip into the hot tub again. Will you pull the splinters I got in my tender feet from running through the woods in search of Lurkette?
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09-27-2003, 04:58 PM | #828 (permalink) |
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Of course, Angel dear. Can't have you hobbled by those nasty splinters.
As you can see, things have continued on. But you were missed. Now, where is Minx. We can all rub each other's backs while we lounge in the hot tub.
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09-27-2003, 04:59 PM | #829 (permalink) |
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Aw, and I was so comfy in that hammock, too. *pout*
Well, I guess I have to get up some time. /me lurks through the woods till I sneak up on... Bill O'Rights! and give him a goose on the tush and run away giggling. You're it!!!!
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09-27-2003, 05:44 PM | #830 (permalink) | |
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"Miami Vice 1 1/2 oz. White Tequila 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao 1/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur 1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice Schwepps Bitter Lemon Maraschino Cherry Mint Leaves Mix all ingredients except bitter lemon, cherry, and mint with cracked ice in a shaker or blender and pour into chilled cooler glass with several ice cubes. Top with Schweppes bitter lemon. Garnish with cherry and mint leaves." Enjoy!
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09-27-2003, 06:10 PM | #832 (permalink) |
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i vote to have someone help me throw niceguy into the pool!
mind you, after someone gets the margaritas out of his hands.
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09-27-2003, 06:16 PM | #833 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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I agree Niceguy does need to be thrown into the pool.
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09-27-2003, 06:21 PM | #834 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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i like you already..... on the count of three!
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09-27-2003, 06:25 PM | #835 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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*Grabs drinks from Niceguy and grabs onto an arm.
Ready One...Two...
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09-27-2003, 06:28 PM | #836 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
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THREE! and i push BOTH OF YOU in! (insert evil laughter here!!!)
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09-27-2003, 07:47 PM | #837 (permalink) |
Jesus Freak
Location: Following the light...
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NiceGuy sets down his margarita at the edge of the hot tub after taking another sip. He closes his eyes and relaxes...
Just then he's grabbed by a couple of hands, swiftly pulled out of the hot tub, dragged a few feet, and while being thrown into the pool grabs his attackers and pulls them in with him! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH" *SPLASH!**All three go in!* "COLD! COLD! COLD!" *shiver* *shiver* *shiver* Why are there blocks of ice floating in the pool?
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09-27-2003, 07:49 PM | #838 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
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damn you, youre not so nice anymore mr. niceguy.
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09-27-2003, 07:55 PM | #839 (permalink) |
Jesus Freak
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What? It was just self defense!
NiceGuy helps the others out of the pool and into the hot tub, hands them margaritas, and then gets in himself.
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