04-01-2007, 03:29 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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"Good" Pick Up Lines
Ones that you don't hear every day, stupid!
"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too." "Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it lying around perchance?" "I know a little magic, but we gotta be naked or else you'll think I'm cheating."
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04-03-2007, 12:40 PM | #5 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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04-03-2007, 12:52 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
still, wondering.
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Funny ones, phil. I can't actually say I ever used a pick up line...
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04-04-2007, 10:02 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Smooth as butter.
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05-05-2008, 07:57 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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lick your finger then wipe it on the person´s sleeve
"lets get you out of these wet clothes"
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