Halx

Ones that you don't hear every day, stupid!


"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it lying around perchance?"

"I know a little magic, but we gotta be naked or else you'll think I'm cheating."

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Astrocloud

Just walk around with a t-shirt like this:



Of course having a mustache or a mullet helps.

Ourcrazymodern?

My tongue knows more than one language, stupid.

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Astrocloud

Do you have a mullet?

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Isn't a mullet a kind of fish? (Apologies to TFP, the "stupid" oozed out)

Funny ones, phil. I can't actually say I ever used a pick up line...

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Jetée

Smooth as butter.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Giant Hamburger

I tried this on Mrs. GH last night after watching Nature on PBS...

Me: I claim the right of sexual combat!
During copulation my powerful jaws will hold you firmly in place.

Her: No

ring

"Hey officer, let's skip all this heel to toe shit"

"Let's breathylize me right here, right now"

lotsofmagnets

lick your finger then wipe it on the person´s sleeve

"lets get you out of these wet clothes"

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?