"Good" Pick Up Lines
 

Ones that you don't hear every day, stupid!


"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it lying around perchance?"

"I know a little magic, but we gotta be naked or else you'll think I'm cheating."

Just walk around with a t-shirt like this:

http://www.radrowdies.com/vt/asp/Aff...tacheRides.jpg

Of course having a mustache or a mullet helps.

My tongue knows more than one language, stupid.

Do you have a mullet?

Isn't a mullet a kind of fish? (Apologies to TFP, the "stupid" oozed out)

Funny ones, phil. I can't actually say I ever used a pick up line...

Smooth as butter.

I tried this on Mrs. GH last night after watching Nature on PBS...

Me: I claim the right of sexual combat!
During copulation my powerful jaws will hold you firmly in place.

Her: No

"Hey officer, let's skip all this heel to toe shit"

"Let's breathylize me right here, right now"

lick your finger then wipe it on the person´s sleeve

"lets get you out of these wet clothes"