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"Good" Pick Up Lines
Ones that you don't hear every day, stupid!
"That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too." "Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it lying around perchance?" "I know a little magic, but we gotta be naked or else you'll think I'm cheating." |
Just walk around with a t-shirt like this:
http://www.radrowdies.com/vt/asp/Aff...tacheRides.jpg Of course having a mustache or a mullet helps. |
My tongue knows more than one language, stupid.
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Do you have a mullet? |
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Funny ones, phil. I can't actually say I ever used a pick up line... |
Smooth as butter.
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I tried this on Mrs. GH last night after watching Nature on PBS...
Me: I claim the right of sexual combat! During copulation my powerful jaws will hold you firmly in place. Her: No |
"Hey officer, let's skip all this heel to toe shit"
"Let's breathylize me right here, right now" |
lick your finger then wipe it on the person´s sleeve
"lets get you out of these wet clothes" |
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