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Originally Posted by ring (Post 2597429)

We need supplies.
Perhaps we could depend on the largesse of GH.

I'd like to take a peek inside his pantry.

:eek:

GH has his "manservant" (shudder) open the pantry door.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...armbMedium.jpg

consult the directory . . .

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...elindsayMe.jpg

pull out a relevant *urk* cook book -

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...sYearsGirl.jpg

and go to the larder for supplies (or if supplies are low, perhaps to the nursery)

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dbo6Medium.jpg

bon appetit, Ring

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...aladMedium.jpg

Personally, I think you have opened a real can of worms with that last post :no:

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Why did he need that Elizabethan collar?

Were they afraid he wouldn't leave his stitches alone?

I must now repair, within, to check on the little brass cauldron, to add to
its simmering contents.

Timing is crucial.

This, incense burner/cauldron I have,
works wonders,
you'll see.
It will magically right itself, in a few whiles.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0268.jpg

sadly, Iggy my pet iguana also died prematurely...at about 6 years old he was just an adolescent iguana :(

The potion is near completion,
but alas I cannot do this alone.
I need one more item.
You know what it is.

um, virgin blood, or the twinkle in my undead I?

I've been dead before. Sometimes I still am.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Dead1967LP.jpg

I always liked Warren Zevon, too.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...renZevonNM.jpg

By the way, I'm sorry I haven't voted in this pole yet. I need to keep my options open.

Is that pole dead, too?

..ah well...maybe it's best to let him rest in pieces.

I had thought I was dead but my leg just fell asleep
still waiting for it to wake up...

...and I am waiting for my left eyelid to stop twitching...

toothpicks work good

Do the ones who are presumed dead count? Is the potion ready yet? Has mortality abandoned us?

You are too beautiful to be dead.

beautiful, but dead nonetheless...

I check the obits every morning, If I am not there, I start the day

NAME / ANNOUNCEMENT
Full name of the deceased, including nickname, if any
Age at death
Residence (for example, the name of the city) at death
Day and date of death
Place of death
Cause of death

LIFE
Date of birth
Place of birth
Names of parents
Childhood: siblings, stories, schools, friends
Marriage(s): date of, place, name of spouse

Education: school, college, university and other
Designations, awards, and other recognition
Employment: jobs, activities, stories, colleagues, satisfactions, promotions, union activities, frustrations,
Places of residence
Hobbies, sports, interests, activities, and other enjoyment
Charitable, religious, fraternal, political, and other affiliations; positions held
Achievements
Disappointments
Unusual attributes, humour, other stories

FAMILY
Survived by (and place of residence):
Spouse
Children (in order of date of birth, and their spouses)
Grandchildren
Great-grandchildren
Great-great-grandchildren
Parents
Grandparents
Siblings (in order of date of birth)
Others, such as nephews, nieces, cousins, in-laws
Friends
Pets (if appropriate)
Predeceased by (and date of death):
Spouse
Children (in order of date of birth)
Grandchildren
Siblings (in order of date of birth)
Others, such as nephews, nieces, cousins, in-laws
Pets (if appropriate)

SERVICE
Day, date, time, place
Name of officiant, pallbearers, honorary pallbearers, other information
Visitation information if applicable: day, date, time, place
Reception information if applicable: day, date, time, place
Other memorial, vigil, or graveside services if applicable: day, date, time, place
Place of interment
Name of funeral home in charge of arrangements
Where to call for more information (even if no service planned)

END
Memorial funds established
Memorial donation suggestions, including addresses
Thank you to people, groups, or institutions
Quotation or poem
Three words that sum up the life

Three words that sum up the life -

WENT FOR IT!!!

and leave a good-lookin' corpse...

Deadness is not a state.