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Old 02-12-2007, 06:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Crazy Mad Libs Story Game

This game is fairly easy to play.

It starts by filling in the blanks of the previous poster so his sentence makes "sense".

Example: My _ went to the _.

My Dinosaur went to the bowling alley.

Then if you wanted, you could write another sentence to support the previous sentence.

Optional Middle Sentence:

His name was Gary.

Then Finally you finish by creating a sentence with blanks in it:

Gary liked to _ other _.

The next poster will fill in the blanks and complete the story.

Shall we begin?

Once upon a time. There was a kingdom.

In this kingdom there was a _ which liked to _.

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Old 02-12-2007, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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In this kingdom there was a crazed monarch which liked to play unorthodox checkers.


In Philadelphia there is a man who ____ his ______ .
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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in Philadelphia there is a man who painted his priapus...

someone decided to ______ his _______.
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you both get dirty;
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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someone decided to party with his montage.

Too bad though, his montage, was a bunch of ugly clutter.

That's when the _ became _.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's when the noise became unbearable.

Someone had fiddled with the balance.

When Mavis found out that her _ was missing, she had a _.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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When Mavis found out that her penis was missing, she had a Volvo.

Her volvo was painted blue, like the sky.

She drove to __ where she found the __.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She drove to the middle of nowhere where she found the meaning of life.

Oh, sweet _ at last I've _ you!
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Old 03-01-2007, 06:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, sweet Birth Canal of the Asteroid Belt at last I've logically considered you!
The meaning of life just laughed.

"Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your _, to do my _!"
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your willingness to do my bidding!

The _ softened a bit, but then _ and firmed up again.
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The chewy center softened a bit, but then it and firmed up again.

"Don't break my teeth, chewy meaning of life", Mavis said with her mouth full.

With these words, the meaning of _ writhed in _.
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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With these words, the meaning of harddrives writhed in roughness .

Mavis refused to touch it.
Instead she __ed her __ toward it.
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Instead she maneuvered her manipulator toward it.
(making sure that the taser was fully charged)

Though fleeing the _ as fast as I could, I had to stop and _.
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Though fleeing the folksinger as fast as I could, I had to stop and hump the ground.

Now I am well grounded.

As for Mavis, her _ was far too _.
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Old 03-12-2007, 10:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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As for Mavis, her technique was far too clumsy.
She accidentally manipulated things too far.

"_", she said, and ran for the nearest_.
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"Oi Vey", she said, and ran for the nearest Matza Ball -Meaning of Life.

"Mmmmmm", she said "This meaning of life is good"

"It's filled with tasty morsels of _ and _"
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Here's a little recap...

In this kingdom there was a crazed monarch which liked to play unorthodox checkers. in Philadelphia there is a man who painted his priapus...
someone decided to party with his montage. Too bad though, his montage, was a bunch of ugly clutter. That's when the noise became unbearable. Someone had fiddled with the balance. When Mavis found out that her penis was missing, she had a Volvo. Her volvo was painted blue, like the sky.
She drove to the middle of nowhere where she found the meaning of life. Oh, sweet Birth Canal of the Asteroid Belt at last I've logically considered you! The meaning of life just laughed. Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your willingness to do my bidding! The chewy center softened a bit, but then it and firmed up again. "Don't break my teeth, chewy meaning of life", Mavis said with her mouth full. With these words, the meaning of harddrives writhed in roughness . Mavis refused to touch it. Instead she maneuvered her manipulator toward it. (making sure that the taser was fully charged) Though fleeing the folksinger as fast as I could, I had to stop and hump the ground. Now I am well grounded. As for Mavis, her technique was far too clumsy. She accidentally manipulated things too far. "Oi Vey", she said, and ran for the nearest Matza Ball -Meaning of Life. "Mmmmmm", she said "This meaning of life is good"

It's filled with tasty morsels of Morals and Trust!

(but what about the Chaos and lust?)

There's no ____ for ____ !
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Old 03-17-2007, 04:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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There's no rest for the wicked!
(Lucky for us since this must mean they get tired.)

If _ was paying sufficient attention, we might all have reason to _.
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If Caeser was paying sufficient attention, we might all have reason to wear laurels.

The roman guard asked him if he should take his rings off before he _ to _.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:11 AM   #19 (permalink)
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The roman guard asked him if he should take his rings off before he proceeded to punish him.

Watching from the stands, Mavis gasped in _ and rubbed her _ together.
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Watching from the stands, Mavis gasped in ecstacy and rubbed her glands together.

"My poor swollen glands," she cried.

She added: "It's the time when my glands get _ so that they can _."
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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She added: "It's the time when my glands get inflated so that they can fly.
Luckily, they lift me with them."

Looking down on downtown _, Mavis suddenly lost faith and _.
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Looking down on downtown St Paul, Mavis suddenly lost faith and committed a heinous act.

She grabbed a nearby bird and _ it at the _.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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She grabbed a nearby bird and hurled it at the nearest airport.
A jet engine took care of the rest.

Overcome with remorse, and _ing here faith, she floated to the Cathedral and _ed on the roof.
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Overcome with remorse, and considering here faith, she floated to the Cathedral and came to realize that "here faith" lived on the roof.

"Hi, my name is Here Faith", said Here Faith.

I like to _ and _ with you.
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:55 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I like to tease and fuck with you.
Too.

Here Faith, concerned, asked Mavis, "Haven't you been to _ your _ lately?"
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Here Faith, concerned, asked Mavis, "Haven't you been to break your fragile sanity lately?

Just then he showed her his tongue. It was long like a _ or a _.
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Old 04-03-2007, 12:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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(HEH)

Just then he showed her his tongue. It was long like a snake or a lawsuit.

When it became clear that _ wasn't imminent, they retired to their corners and _.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
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When it became clear that domination wasn't imminent, they retired to the their corners and enjoyed pudding.

As the desperate _____ was announced by the loudspeaker, one couldn't help but wonder if _____ was at feasible.
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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As the desperate nothingness was announced by the loudspeaker, one couldn't help but wonder if all the effort was at feasible.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:12 PM   #30 (permalink)
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As the desperate nothingness was announced by the loudspeaker, one couldn't help but wonder if all the effort was at feasible.

YES: I LIKE TO _ YOU AND _ WITH YOU, TOO.
Yes, I like to muss your hair up on you and comb it with you, too.

-What an odd thing to say. Mavis was _ her _ was gone.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:28 PM   #31 (permalink)
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(YUP)

-What an odd thing to say. Mavis was coerced into believing her ability to float was gone!

With that, she _ to the _, strangely enjoying it.
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:58 PM   #32 (permalink)
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With that, she farted to the tune, strangely enjoying it.

___ this and ___ that, y'all!
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:28 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Here Faith appreciated this and accompanied her on that, y'all.

Her gas expended, _ felt a compulsion to lift _ to safety.
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:36 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Her gas expended, lifting up softly on a bed of farts -she felt a compulsion to lift that angry clown to safety.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, My name is Skeletor and _ to that _.
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:18 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha ha, my name is Skeletor and I am to make love to that tree.



All hail ______ of the ______
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:13 PM   #36 (permalink)
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All hail Lion-O of the Thundercats!

The princess shrieked, exclaiming ____ , but all the evil Skeletor could muster was a(n) ____.
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:20 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The princess shrieked, exclaiming, "But I'm just Mavis!", but all the evil Skeletor could muster was an evil grin, having no flesh.

Realizing she had the upper hand, Princess Mavis used Here Faith and a ___ was had by ___.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:44 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Realizing she had the upper hand, Princess Mavis used Here Faith and a mental breakdown was had by the King of Jank.

Now that the Kingdom of Jank was without their leader, the ____ could be used in order to ____, once and for all!
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Old 04-18-2007, 07:27 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Now that the kingdom of Jank was without their leader, the power vacuum could be used to alter their society, once and for all!

Princess Mavis gave a speech to ___, and Here Faith dismantled the ___.
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Old 01-24-2008, 04:54 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Princess Mavis gave a speech to the mirror, and Here Faith dismantled the Fountain of Youth.


Her political advisor, _____, entered the room and exclaimed, "_____!"
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