ring

Her political advisor, Rumpled Still-Suit, entered the room and exclaimed,
"Methuselah!"

Princess Mavis garnered some____hastily, and regretted the ______

Tophat665

Princess Mavis garnered some Thermal Underwear hastily, and regretted the Vast Expanse of Cleavage she had been flaunting since the swollen gland incident several posts ago.

"______!" she exclaimed, and taking her ______, she ______ to ______ a ______ in far Tunisia.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

(fiddlesticks!) She exclaimed, and taking her (toothbrush,) she (sauntered)
to (the bathroom,) a (luxury) in far Tunisia.


Not___ or what is the_____ but_____maybe.

jewels

Not now or what is the truth but bullshit maybe.

Sayeth the _____ which _____ the _____ that he would _______, quothe the Raven.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain