Astrocloud

This game is fairly easy to play.

It starts by filling in the blanks of the previous poster so his sentence makes "sense".

Example: My _ went to the _.

My Dinosaur went to the bowling alley.

Then if you wanted, you could write another sentence to support the previous sentence.

Optional Middle Sentence:

His name was Gary.

Then Finally you finish by creating a sentence with blanks in it:

Gary liked to _ other _.

The next poster will fill in the blanks and complete the story.

Shall we begin?

Once upon a time. There was a kingdom.

In this kingdom there was a _ which liked to _.

Charlatan

In this kingdom there was a crazed monarch which liked to play unorthodox checkers.


In Philadelphia there is a man who ____ his ______ .

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

in Philadelphia there is a man who painted his priapus...

someone decided to ______ his _______.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

someone decided to party with his montage.

Too bad though, his montage, was a bunch of ugly clutter.

That's when the _ became _.

Ourcrazymodern?

That's when the noise became unbearable.

Someone had fiddled with the balance.

When Mavis found out that her _ was missing, she had a _.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

When Mavis found out that her penis was missing, she had a Volvo.

Her volvo was painted blue, like the sky.

She drove to __ where she found the __.

Ourcrazymodern?

She drove to the middle of nowhere where she found the meaning of life.

Oh, sweet _ at last I've _ you!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Oh, sweet Birth Canal of the Asteroid Belt at last I've logically considered you!
The meaning of life just laughed.

"Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your _, to do my _!"

Ourcrazymodern?

Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your willingness to do my bidding!

The _ softened a bit, but then _ and firmed up again.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

The chewy center softened a bit, but then it and firmed up again.

"Don't break my teeth, chewy meaning of life", Mavis said with her mouth full.

With these words, the meaning of _ writhed in _.

ngdawg

With these words, the meaning of harddrives writhed in roughness .

Mavis refused to touch it.
Instead she __ed her __ toward it.

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

Ourcrazymodern?

Instead she maneuvered her manipulator toward it.
(making sure that the taser was fully charged)

Though fleeing the _ as fast as I could, I had to stop and _.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Though fleeing the folksinger as fast as I could, I had to stop and hump the ground.

Now I am well grounded.

As for Mavis, her _ was far too _.

Ourcrazymodern?

As for Mavis, her technique was far too clumsy.
She accidentally manipulated things too far.

"_", she said, and ran for the nearest_.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

"Oi Vey", she said, and ran for the nearest Matza Ball -Meaning of Life.

"Mmmmmm", she said "This meaning of life is good"

"It's filled with tasty morsels of _ and _"

Eeeraq

Here's a little recap...

In this kingdom there was a crazed monarch which liked to play unorthodox checkers. in Philadelphia there is a man who painted his priapus...
someone decided to party with his montage. Too bad though, his montage, was a bunch of ugly clutter. That's when the noise became unbearable. Someone had fiddled with the balance. When Mavis found out that her penis was missing, she had a Volvo. Her volvo was painted blue, like the sky.
She drove to the middle of nowhere where she found the meaning of life. Oh, sweet Birth Canal of the Asteroid Belt at last I've logically considered you! The meaning of life just laughed. Ha, Ha, Ha, Now I command your willingness to do my bidding! The chewy center softened a bit, but then it and firmed up again. "Don't break my teeth, chewy meaning of life", Mavis said with her mouth full. With these words, the meaning of harddrives writhed in roughness . Mavis refused to touch it. Instead she maneuvered her manipulator toward it. (making sure that the taser was fully charged) Though fleeing the folksinger as fast as I could, I had to stop and hump the ground. Now I am well grounded. As for Mavis, her technique was far too clumsy. She accidentally manipulated things too far. "Oi Vey", she said, and ran for the nearest Matza Ball -Meaning of Life. "Mmmmmm", she said "This meaning of life is good"

It's filled with tasty morsels of Morals and Trust!

(but what about the Chaos and lust?)

There's no ____ for ____ !

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remeber that one time we partied all night?

me neither.

Ourcrazymodern?

There's no rest for the wicked!
(Lucky for us since this must mean they get tired.)

If _ was paying sufficient attention, we might all have reason to _.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

If Caeser was paying sufficient attention, we might all have reason to wear laurels.

The roman guard asked him if he should take his rings off before he _ to _.

Ourcrazymodern?

The roman guard asked him if he should take his rings off before he proceeded to punish him.

Watching from the stands, Mavis gasped in _ and rubbed her _ together.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Watching from the stands, Mavis gasped in ecstacy and rubbed her glands together.

"My poor swollen glands," she cried.

She added: "It's the time when my glands get _ so that they can _."

Ourcrazymodern?

She added: "It's the time when my glands get inflated so that they can fly.
Luckily, they lift me with them."

Looking down on downtown _, Mavis suddenly lost faith and _.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Looking down on downtown St Paul, Mavis suddenly lost faith and committed a heinous act.

She grabbed a nearby bird and _ it at the _.

Ourcrazymodern?

She grabbed a nearby bird and hurled it at the nearest airport.
A jet engine took care of the rest.

Overcome with remorse, and _ing here faith, she floated to the Cathedral and _ed on the roof.

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Astrocloud

Overcome with remorse, and considering here faith, she floated to the Cathedral and came to realize that "here faith" lived on the roof.

"Hi, my name is Here Faith", said Here Faith.

I like to _ and _ with you.

Ourcrazymodern?

I like to tease and fuck with you.
Too.

Here Faith, concerned, asked Mavis, "Haven't you been to _ your _ lately?"

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Here Faith, concerned, asked Mavis, "Haven't you been to break your fragile sanity lately?

Just then he showed her his tongue. It was long like a _ or a _.

Ourcrazymodern?

(HEH)

Just then he showed her his tongue. It was long like a snake or a lawsuit.

When it became clear that _ wasn't imminent, they retired to their corners and _.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

When it became clear that domination wasn't imminent, they retired to the their corners and enjoyed pudding.

As the desperate _____ was announced by the loudspeaker, one couldn't help but wonder if _____ was at feasible.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

As the desperate nothingness was announced by the loudspeaker, one couldn't help but wonder if all the effort was at feasible.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Yes, I like to muss your hair up on you and comb it with you, too.

-What an odd thing to say. Mavis was _ her _ was gone.

Ourcrazymodern?

(YUP)

-What an odd thing to say. Mavis was coerced into believing her ability to float was gone!

With that, she _ to the _, strangely enjoying it.

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Jetée

With that, she farted to the tune, strangely enjoying it.

___ this and ___ that, y'all!

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Here Faith appreciated this and accompanied her on that, y'all.

Her gas expended, _ felt a compulsion to lift _ to safety.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

Her gas expended, lifting up softly on a bed of farts -she felt a compulsion to lift that angry clown to safety.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, My name is Skeletor and _ to that _.

KellyC

Ha ha ha ha, my name is Skeletor and I am to make love to that tree.



All hail ______ of the ______

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Jetée

All hail Lion-O of the Thundercats!

The princess shrieked, exclaiming ____ , but all the evil Skeletor could muster was a(n) ____.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

The princess shrieked, exclaiming, "But I'm just Mavis!", but all the evil Skeletor could muster was an evil grin, having no flesh.

Realizing she had the upper hand, Princess Mavis used Here Faith and a ___ was had by ___.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

Realizing she had the upper hand, Princess Mavis used Here Faith and a mental breakdown was had by the King of Jank.

Now that the Kingdom of Jank was without their leader, the ____ could be used in order to ____, once and for all!

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Now that the kingdom of Jank was without their leader, the power vacuum could be used to alter their society, once and for all!

Princess Mavis gave a speech to ___, and Here Faith dismantled the ___.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

jewels

Princess Mavis gave a speech to the mirror, and Here Faith dismantled the Fountain of Youth.


Her political advisor, _____, entered the room and exclaimed, "_____!"

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain